Note to Goutman: random streets in Brooklyn don't pass for Illinois locations very well.

ROTFLMAO!

I finally remember what today is!!! It's like the anniversary of Katie straddling Simon while Mike took a five hour trip out of town!!!!!!!!!!!! I was certain Lil' Katie would have bagged a record-setting fourth man by today. *sigh* Operation: Mount Bradley is still in the planning stages.

As for Katie's future...c'mon. Who better to carry on the Hughes legacy that Fluff-n-Stuff? Who else is Chris going to do...we know the Chris/Em thing has the shelf life of seafood. Three days and it's gonna stink....

Katie: But Kim

Kim: Look pal I dont want you anywhere near my son!

Katie: Remember you were on my side during the whole Jack fiasco.

Jack & Carly: Thank gawd she is out of our lives.

Kim: That was before you decided to sleep with my son! He is off limits kiddo!!

Katie rushes off, grabs Nancy's pearls, and throws her naked self into Chris' bed. Nancy walks in, shocked. "But Nancy, you told me to!" she cries. "Not with my grandson, I didn't , beyotch!!!!" she replies, before grabbing Katie by the ear and throwing her out naked into the street.