Rank The Soapoperas Bitches

[Andrew]

Hi, in some time when you get to now me here on this board you get that i love the bitches on the soaps, they are always fun and exiting, and they always have something going for them, one thing i have always wondered why there are so many more female bitches then male bitches, maybe cause the female ones are funnier, i dont now, well i thought everyone who reads this thread could rank he`s or her`s favorite ten bitches of all time, that`s what i am going to do now, and it is going to be really hard cause there have been lots of great bitches true the years. Before i start i can say that Sheila Carter, Helena Cassadine and Tony Dimera who is a male bitch, i haven`t counted in because i think they are simple cartoons.

Ranking the bitches (Male or Female or both your choice, from 10 to 1)

10. BLANCHE HUNT: Coronation Street- The Fun Bitch- Now let me just tell you that this woman is 88 years old, the actress that plays Blanche was born 1919, and she is sometimes on more than the teens. Why Blanche is on this list is that she could sometimes be the rudest person on the entire street, she never thinks before she says something she just says it, she is never dull to watch, on of her funniest and most famous quote is when she all of a sudden tells her daughter Deirdre and her son-in law Ken this: Good Looks are a curse Deirdre. You and Ken should count yourselves lucky. She is really a fun bitch.

Played By: MAGGIE JONES

9. SAMI BADY: Days of our Lives- The Childlike Bitch- Sami, Sami, Sami when will she learn to stop her hysterical self from scaring of all the men in her life, she did it how many times with Austin, and with Brandon, and even with Lucas, she is a scheemer, who even threatened to choke Lucas with a pillow, when he was getting better from his coma back in 2001-2002, yes Sami is a bitch, but one of greatest choises to still watch Days Of Our Lives.

Played By: ALISON SWEENEY

8. CHARITY TATE DINGLE: Emmerdale- The tough bitch with a heart- Charity first arrived to the village as a prostitute who made her mark on wealthy Chris Tate, but while she romanced him, she had a romance with his bitchy lesbian sister Zoe, and true the years we have gotten to now that she had a daughter with her cousin Cain when she was 13, she was sent down for Chris murder, even if she didn`t do it, and the worse thing she sold her new baby to Zoe so she could get out of prison, so she could romance elderly and wealthy Tom King, but now she wants her baby back. Still Charity has proven she has got a heart unlikem some other bitches.

Played By: EMMA ATKINS

7. VIRGINIA HARRISON: Sunset Beach- The Crazy Obsessed Bitch- Virginia, was the first real african-american bitch on a soapopera and a very good one, she always tride to break up Michael and Vanessa, one of her biggest crimes where when she stold Dr. Tyus Robinssons sperm and with a turkey pump, or something like that drugging Vanessa and made her pregnant with Tyus baby so she could have Michael for herself, but it didn` work out, in the end Virginia attacked Vanessa and Virginia ended up in the funny house.

Played By: DOMINIQUE JENNINGS

6. GAIL PLATT: Coronation Street- Ones a nice girl who turned in to her own nightmare Bitch- What can we say about Gail, she has been on the show for thirty years and back in the late 70`s early 80`s Gail was actually a good girl, who wasn`t a pester, well after almost being killed by her crazy husband Richard Hillman, that changed Gail, and by 2003 she had turned into her deceased ex mother in law from hell, evil Ivy. In 2004 Gail had the biggest bitchfight of the year when she learned that her daughters fiance had slept with a man, Gail not even fully dressed, rushed out on to the street shouted for Big Eileen Grimshaw to open the door, and told all the street, and all the neighbours that Eileens son was gay, before she and Eileen started fighting, falling to the ground and tried pull the hair of from eachothers heads, but then again Coronation Street would suffer very much if they would to ever lose Gail.

Played By: HELEN WORTH

5. STEPHANIE FORRESTER: The Bold And The Beautiful- Hatefull Bitch- This so called Queen Steph she never learns, her never ending feud with Brooke is the thing that keeps this show kind of good still, what has she done to Brooke over the years, just to protect her family, She has slapped her almost one Hundred times, one time she tried to strangle her, yes Stephanie really is the tough matriarch of her family who really seems to be able to do anything to Brooke.

Played By: SUSAN FLANNERY

4. VIVIENNE `VIV` HOPE: Emmerdale- The most curious Bitch ever- This woman lives on gossip, she nows everything that goes around in the village, and she comments everyone, even if they haven`t done a thing to her she comes around with evil comments, and when they say something back to her, she just lets them be banned from her village shop, but then again Viv is no saint herself first she betrayed her to nice husband Bob Hope, for a very hunky limo driver, he forgave her, and then after a few years she had an affair with animalvet Paddy Kirk, not thinking at all what that would do to her husband, or her so called friend Emily who works for her and was married to Paddy, but still after all this she has her nice husband Bob by her side, how does bitchy Viv do it?.

Played By: DEENA PAYNE

3. SADIE KING: Emmerdale- The most two timing bitch on the uk screen ever- Sadie King arrived in ememrdale for her father-in laws Tom birthday party, and she arrived in true Alexis Carrington style, she arrived in a helicopter seen by the entire village, Sadie walked in a black elegant dress, and high heels to kill, the same day she meet Charity for the first time and they now that they hated each other the first time they meet, Sadie was worried that Tom King her father-in law was getting to close to his secretary- Charity at the time, and terrified that he would marry Charity and leaving no money for Sadies husband Jimmy, she decided to get Charity out from Toms life. First she let Charity fall down a flight of stairs causing her to break her arm, when that didn`t stop Charity from being in Toms life, Sadie stold money from the Toms safe, and put the blame on Charity, but that didn`t stop Charity, but it wont stop Sadie from still trying to get Charity out of her and her families life.

Played By: PATSY KENSIT

2. STEPHANIE `STEPH` STOKES: Emmerdale- The naughty bitch turned psycho- Gold Digger Steph arrived for the first time in Emmerdale in late 2003 to attend her daughter Tricia`s engagement party, she was going to marry Marlon Dingle, but was Steph happy?, no she wasn`t, the first time she met Marlon she slapped him so he fell to the floor, but only days later she let Marlon now she wanted to seduce him. As months went by she decided she wanted to marry Casanova Rodney Blackstock, just because she tought he was rich as hell, but he wasn`t back then, so she broke of the engament. Then her so called best friend who steph called fat Shelly came to the village, and life seemed happy for Steph for a while, but when the storm of Emmerdale came in jan 2004, Stephs daughter Tricia died, and Steph and her elderly father Alan was heartbroken, bu it helped Steph to get closer to her father after years fighting, but when she learned that her friend fat Shelly and her father Alan had fallen in love and decided to live in spain, but Steph despite being in her 50`s could not live without her father, so she locked her best friend fat Shelly in her basement Closet, despite that she now that Shelly couldn`t be in small rooms, she decided to bully Shelly into changing her mind, and it did Shelly left the village. But her father Alan wanted to find Shelly, so Steph pushed Alan down a flight of stairs, causing him to lose his memory. But then Shelly returned to the village, but Steph pushed her down the basement stairs and locked her in the basement, this caused Steph to fall down a deep mental unstable road.

Played By: LORRAINE CHASE

1. OLIVE RANDOLPH- Another World- The first bitch turned psycho on Another World- Olive was just a evil bitch, who hated Alice very much, and she tried to get rid of her, by putting gasolin in the cottage where Alice was supposed to have staying, but Alice wasn`t in the cottage, John was and he died, then Olive decided to scarr Alice`s face, so she stole poisoning acid from the hospital and attempted to throw it in Alice`s face, but it didn`t work cause it was nice young girl Eileen Simpson, who got the acid in her face. But then Olive was arrested and thrown into the mental hospital, and probably she was never released. Olive was a great bitch back in the late 70`s and that is why she my number 1.

So now it`s your turn?, do you agree with my bitches, or do you guys have better ones? Then Write them down here, have fun!

[DevotedToAMC]

1. Erica Kane, AMC

2. Kendall Hart Slater, AMC

3. Janet Green, AMC

4. Vanessa Cortlandt, AMC

5. Natalie Dillon, AMC

6. Greenlee Smythe, AMC

7. Mary Smythe, AMC

8. Helga Voynitzeva, AMC

9. Skye Quartermaine, AMC

10. Liz Colby, AMC

[dm.]

Where is Annie Douglas from SUNSET BEACH? She was way better and interesting than Virginia, although Virginia was quite a schemer herself.

[Andrew]

Well i preffered Virginia, it`s a matter of taste, and i actually like that she was the first Black bitch that i could think of, i like different types of bitches and i had the biggest problem putting this ten to my list because i had about sixty to chose from, but then i wanted also to put down unusal ones, so is Annie your favorite bitch of all time?

[Rudolpho Meradi]

10. Samantha Brady (DAYS)

09. Erica Kane (AMC)

08. Brooke Logan (BB)

07. Annie Douglas (SuBe)

06. Vivian Alamain (DAYS)

05. Claire McIntyre (DAYS)

04. Stephanie Forrester (BB)

03. Dena Higley (DAYS,OLTL)

02. Kate Roberts (DAYS)

01. Kristen Blake (DAYS)

[dm.]

Sarah Buxton's portrayal of Annie Douglas was amazing. She was bitchy, she always got what she wanted. She did so many bad stuff, had those interesting flashbacks, and never stopped plotting to get whatever she wants.

I agree, Virginia was a really amazing villain too. The things she did were insane!

[KLN]

In no particular order... this is mixing both the "bitches" and the "psycho bitches." There's a difference! Lots of Days ladies on the list. There's a reason they made an official "Witches of Salem" photo with Vivian/Sami/Kristen around a cauldron! LoL

Of course, these are only from the shows that I've watched enough of to judge fairly.

10.) Sami Brady (Days)

9.) Annie (GL)

8.) Dinah (GL)

7.) Phyllis (Y&R)

6.) Sheila Carter (Y&R/B&

5.) Vivian Alamain (Days)

4.) Kate Roberts (Days)

3.) Annie Douglas (Sunset Beach)

2.) Kristen Blake DiMera (Days)

1.) Dorian (OLTL)

Honorable mentions to Nicole Walker (Days) and Carmen Santos (GL) and Skye Whoever (GH/AMC/OLTL)! Those are all some pretty bad-ass bitches, too.

I'm sure I left off or forgot some pretty deserving ladies.

[KLN]

LMAO @ turkey pump! Cute.

It was a turkey baster.

[KLN]

Oh, damn! I just realized that I left Carly (ATWT) off my list. She's been a GREAT bitch!

Kendall (AMC) was also a fantastic bitch whenever Sarah Michelle Gellar played the part.

Too many great bitches to fit onto one list! LoL

[knowjack]

1. Erica, AMC...now and forever

2. Barbara, ATWT...in the Marland 80's she was THE bitch

3. Liza, AMC

4. Gwyneth, Loving

5. Lucinda, ATWT

6. Kendall, AMC

7. Anna DiMera, Days

8. Skye, AMC

9. Tracey Q, GH

and...

Megan McTavish...THE biggest bitch to ever wreck daytime!

[NYC123]

I agree with your list! Even Megan McTavish! :0

[TTR]

My list consists of women who are pretty much evil and rotten, but not down-right psycho and off-their-rocker. If I had included them, gems like Sheila Carter, Kristen Blake and Beth Wallace would be on my list. However, a couple of psycho bitches like Gwen Hotchkiss and Sami Brady have made their way onto my list.

10. Pilar Lopez-Fitzgerald, Passions

-Pilar is the biggest hypocrite on the face of the earth, constantly judging her children and holding them to a double standard. She's a sanctimonious mutt, and no matter what she says or does, she can't truly hide her bitchy ways.

9. Vivian Alamain, Days of Our Lives

-She buried a woman alive and schemed to break up Kate and Victor for yeeeeeeeears. Not only that, but she got into bed with Kristen Blake and Stefano DiMera, not exactly the nicest of people. Vivian's a cold-hearted snaked.

8. Liz Sanbourne, Passions

-Liz seduced her sister's husband and devoted most of her adult life to making Eve's life miserable. She dug up Aunt Irma to expose her past, and then played on her own molestation and rape to garner sympathy. Not only that, she tried to murder Julian and Alistair on more than one occasion. Hell, she even drank poison to try to frame her sister as a serial killer! Now this is a great example of a true snake in the grass.

7. Edna Wallace, Passions

-For years, Edna mentally tortured her daughter Beth, driving Beth into the lunatic she'd one day become. Edna made sure Beth had no self esteem or morale, and made it clear that she'd never measure up to Sheridan. Not only that, but the slut couldn't even remember who fathered her child! Ultimately, the abuse Beth doled out in return was justified.

6. Kay Bennett, Passions

-Kay raped Miguel to get pregnant, and tried to kill her own cousin Charity numerous times. She used dark magic to get her way, and most wicked of all, she lied to break up her parents' marriage! That is truly unforgivable. Now Grace is dead and Kay shares the blame with Ivy and Eve.

5. Rebecca Hotchkiss, Passions

-Rebecca's a rich, racist slut! She has been awful and cruel to Theresa and her family for years, and she's even mean enough to encourage her daughter to stay with a man who doesn't love her. Rebecca's a rabid dog who needs to be put down, but her hilarity is her saving grace.

4. Kate Roberts, Days of Our Lives

-This she-devil has meddled in her children's lives too many times to count! Not only that, but she cheated on Victor and hired a hit on him! When that didn't work, she attempted to kill him with a fire poker, and then set the Kiriakis mansion on fire! She also hired Franco to break up Bo and Hope, and then framed Sami for his murder. And don't forget the cruel things she did to Laura before she even appeared on the show, including stealing her husband! Kate's a bulldog.

3. Ivy Crane, Passions

-Like Kate, Ivy constantly meddles in her children's adult lives, even though she ignored them and favoured Ethan during their childhood. She lied to both Julian and Sam about Ethan's true paternity for decades, and then created an elaborate lie to destroy Sam and Grace's marriage and family that ultimately resulted in Grace's death. And her treatment of Theresa is unspeakable. Ivy's a venomous creature of doom.

2. Sami Brady, Days of Our Lives

-She spent years trying to break up Carrie and Austin. I could spend all day listing the horrible things she did, but I won't. I will say she almost aborted Will in order to get Austin's attention, and that's one of the most despicable things she's ever done. Sami deserves to be miserable forever.

1. Gwen Hotchkiss, Passions

-The ice queen of Passions, Gwen is not only a first class bitch, but a pathetic loser. Like her mother, she is a racist, rich degenerate and a babystealer. The idiot caused her own miscarriage because of her own vendetta against Theresa. And the skank was stupid enough to marry a man who didn't love her because when it came down to it, it was all a game, and she couldn't lose to the housekeeper's daughter. Gwen exposed Ethan's true paternity to the tabloids and framed Theresa for it, a crime for which she has yet to be punished. This disgusting piece of trash deserves a lifetime (and an afterlife) of misery, hell, and torment.

Honourable mentions:

1. Katherine Crane, Passions

2. Eve Russell, Passions

3. Nicole Walker, Days of Our Lives

4. Billie Reed, Days of Our Lives

5. Fancy Crane, Passions

[All My Shadows]

I like the bitches and bastards too, but I'm not really a fan of the cartoonish villainous type ones. I like the ones who are generally well-disliked by most of the characters on the show, but there are still people who love them and get along with them. I'm talking about your Erica, your Barbara, your Kate, your Stephanie, etc.

I also like a lotta primetime bitches too. JR Ewing (the ultra he-bitch), Alexis Carrington Colby, Abby Cunningham, Angela Channing, Melissa Agretti, Constance Weldon Carlyle, Amanda Woodward, Ginger Szabo, the list goes on and on...

[beachbum]

1) Heather (GH)

2) Tracy (GH)

3) Lucy (GH)

4) Erica (AMC)

5) Iris (AW)

6) Olivia (GH)

7) Liza (AMC)

8) Dorian (OLTL)

9) Nina(Y&R)

10) Pheobe (AMC)

[titan1978]

My top 10 bitches

10. Sami Brady- DAYS

The classic modern uber-bitch.

9. Blake Spaulding- GL

Only the Sherry Stringfield Blake for me, and what a vindictive, selfish bitch she was, on a well written, classic time on Guiding Light. Her schemes to keep Alan-Michael were early Reilly templates, and she wrecked her mother's marriage to boot.

8. Tracy Quartermaine- GH

The wounded bitch, looking for daddy's love, and clawing her way to the top. A true heartbreaker, both her own and others.

7. Sheila Carter- Y&R

A true psycho, scary in every moment of her classic early Lauren/Scotty storyline.

6. Jill Abbot- Y&R

Manipulative and vindictive. Katherine is a bitch too, but Jill is the nasty one. An early model of Brooke Forrester, the poor girl who married and clawed her way to the top. She had John, and took his son to bed too.

5. Vivian Alamain- DAYS

Who can forget early Vivian, if you saw it you would remember. Carly buried alive, her peak moment, but some great stuff followed during the early Reilly run.

4. Alexandra Spaulding- GL

Just ripping Roger and Mindy apart at the country club is enough for me to include her here. She was a pillar of the town, but no one should ever cross her. Only the original Alexandra holds that power for me.

3. Lucy Coe- GH

It took a great act of kindness to redeem Lucy, but even then, her boredom and scheming with Damian Smith helped wreck Bobbie and Tony's marriage. Wonderfully complex, and a fighter to the end.

2. Dorian Lord- OLTL

A true classic, she corrupted her rival's son in her bed, and has chemistry with everyone.

1. Erica Kane- AMC.

Nobody has done it longer, or better. Still a selfish bitch when she wants something.