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Your cousins give you trips to Jamaica as a surprise? I don't think I've ever received a surprise like that -- from anyone! LoL You'll have to let us all know how it goes. I'm so jealous, damn it! I can just picture you, though. Sitting on the beach, under the bright sun, crystal blue water and your gorgeous brown skin contrasted against the sands... you'll be a vision. Bring back pictures!

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I just realized something...

No man stranded on a deserted island should ever starve to death. Isn't sperm full of protein? Masturbate and eat your own sperm -- it'll keep you alive!

I should create a porno based solely on that concept. "SPUNK SURVIVORS!" All day long, the men of the island, well... you get the picture. Anything for survival!

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