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The Cocktail Lounge

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I am going to JAMAICA!!!! So excited….I can’t wait to lay on the beach….no work, no employees, no school, no lap top….bliss. :) :) :)

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Can you take Doolfan4life with you? And come back without him. :D

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Can you take Doolfan4life with you? And come back without him. :D

Oh hell no. It is supposed to be a week of relaxation, not stress and aggravation :P;)

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Where in Jamaica are you going to?

We are staying at a villa in Port Antonio. Heard anything good about that area? I have never been to Jamaica before.

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Kenny and I are going to JAMAICA!!!! So excited….I can't wait to lay on the beach….no work, no employees, no school, no lap top….bliss. :):):)

Sweeeet! Did you buy my plane ticket?

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We are staying at a villa in Port Antonio. Heard anything good about that area? I have never been to Jamaica before.

I've actually heard that Jamaica is full of crime in certain areas, LoL. I hope you picked a good spot!

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I've actually heard that Jamaica is full of crime in certain areas, LoL. I hope you picked a good spot!

I didnt plan the trip, it was a surprise, but from what I have read and heard from my cousins, it is a nice resort area. But yes, it is always good to be cautious.

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I didnt plan the trip, it was a surprise, but from what I have read and heard from my cousins, it is a nice resort area. But yes, it is always good to be cautious.

Your cousins give you trips to Jamaica as a surprise? I don't think I've ever received a surprise like that -- from anyone! LoL You'll have to let us all know how it goes. I'm so jealous, damn it! I can just picture you, though. Sitting on the beach, under the bright sun, crystal blue water and your gorgeous brown skin contrasted against the sands... you'll be a vision. Bring back pictures!

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Your cousins give you trips to Jamaica as a surprise? I don't think I've ever received a surprise like that -- from anyone! LoL You'll have to let us all know how it goes. I'm so jealous, damn it! I can just picture you, though. Sitting on the beach, under the bright sun, crystal blue water and your gorgeous brown skin contrasted against the sands... you'll be a vision. Bring back pictures!

LOL, no it wasnt from my cousins, it was from my lovaaah ;) I asked my cousins about the area, because they have been to Jamaica a few times.

Oh, and thanks for painting the mental image. I am even more excited now. ;)

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Hmmm....you people should be ashamed of yourself. :P

But yeah, I see what you're talking about. :lol:

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I just realized something...

No man stranded on a deserted island should ever starve to death. Isn't sperm full of protein? Masturbate and eat your own sperm -- it'll keep you alive!

I should create a porno based solely on that concept. "SPUNK SURVIVORS!" All day long, the men of the island, well... you get the picture. Anything for survival!

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I just realized something...

No man stranded on a deserted island should ever starve to death. Isn't sperm full of protein? Masturbate and eat your own sperm -- it'll keep you alive!

I should create a porno based solely on that concept. "SPUNK SURVIVORS!" All day long, the men of the island, well... you get the picture. Anything for survival!

Okay first of all.... eww. I mean just...eww.

Secondly, still in a bad mood from last night. :(

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I just realized something...

No man stranded on a deserted island should ever starve to death. Isn't sperm full of protein? Masturbate and eat your own sperm -- it'll keep you alive!

I should create a porno based solely on that concept. "SPUNK SURVIVORS!" All day long, the men of the island, well... you get the picture. Anything for survival!

You could also drink your own urine. Isn't it supposed to realitvely free of bacteria? Plus it would be better then drinking salt water all day I guess.

:lol:

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