NothinButAttitude

Thanks to the stupid malware attack on this site, I didn't get to post my opinion of RHOBH from last night, so I'll do so now. Short but sweet. If I didn't love Eileen enough before, I love her now on this show. I am loving how she is slowly assimilating into the group. Plus, I love her relationship with Lips. I'm praying that she remains thick as thieves with Lips and soon Lisa V. I want these three to become the 'Three Musketeers,' and take on the rest of these heifers. I was moved by Lips scenes with her parents and bidding adieu to her family home. But I feel like the scenes were a bit ruined by her daughters. I'm sorry but they are snots. I get that they are snarky teenagers, as I was one once up a time, but Lips needs to backhand them like my mom did me. Their mouths are too reckless. Ken and Lisa are perfection and I just giggle at how Ken tenses up at the thought of going around these people. You can so tell he is over this group and has walls up. But damn sure don't blame him. Furthermore, I love how Lisa kept YoLyme at arms length last night and paid Blandi in dust. As much as they wanna take Lisa down, they know they can't, so they are realizing it's better to be with her than against her. Too bad she's given out her one reprieve and it went to Kyle. Watching Brandi argue with Eileen over whether Lisa was the 'original Billie' was stupid. Eileen would know as they were on the show together at the time. I wanted Eileen to break a bottle over her head, but at least she'll walk away from the situation $100 richer. Sadly, Brandi's broke ass needs to save every dime she gets but oh well. I hate that Lisa is going to Brandi's housewarming next week, but it's obvious that she was coerced into going by production. And I cannot take much more of Brandi and her vulgar ways. It was cute back in s2 but this is s5. Bitch, it's time to grow up and advance your vocabulary.

I'm drawing the conclusion that Kenya gets up from her seat and goes to hug the petulant child/beast known as Audi Porsha. I'm sure that this will melt Mazda's heart to know that Kenya has FINALLY given her the affection she's wanted for the past two seasons. Because let's be honest, 4-Runner's hatred for Kenya all stems from the fact that Kenya does not give a flying f*ck about her and call her the spade that she is.

So I'm guessing Jim's ass is going to be tied to the chair for the entire season? I can't. I won't. I'm most likely not. I'm with my boo, Chit. My focus is on the superior show, Empire. #TeamJamal #TeamCookie Love Candice. Love bitchy Veronica. But even they can't keep me watching this garbage. Oprah, as intelligent as she is, needs to be whooped for allowing Tyler to air this lackluster mess on her network. Discovery needs to be whipped for allowing Oprah to green light this mess. And Tyler needs his ass dragged from here to the Grand Canyon for thinking that the sh*t he puts out is even good. It's tired. Played out. He's not even trying anymore. This is why his ass needs to take a writing class, and he needs to be forced to hire out of work, capable soap writers to help him shape his brand up. Call Sally Sussman. Kay Alden. Jill Lorie Hurst. All of these women are out of work and would be grateful for a bone. Toss them one, Tyler. You'll thank me when you decide to....

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Queen Kenya just recently post this treasure: Ran into one of the coolest ladies on earth At brunch @lisavanderpump. I adore her she is my sister from another mister #funtimes #RHOA #RHoBH @bravotv I bet these two giggled and tossed tons of shade about that emu looking bitch named Blandi.

OH HELL NO. You are my boo. One of my board besties but I refuse to let you sit here and spew this drivel! No ma'am!

For now. I'm sure as the season progresses her airtime will be cut tremendously.

Oh great. Overly aggressive Poorsha is back to acting up next week. All that acting up to end up with no peach. Lesser coins. Lesser airtime. #StupidAss

Nene can't EVER call anyone wig or shade them for their looks. She looked abysmal tonight. Bad enough people already saying another one of her talking heads makes her look like Wanda on In Living Color.

Nene and this damn lego piece wig. I can't. I can't! Her stylist needs to be shot on the spot.

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Saynotoursoap post these lovely jewels on YT tonight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkrxTYhRZZU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeCIkIYr7Js

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Yaaassss! I am so ready for RHOMelbourne s2. Their taglines were better season one [well Chyka, Janet, Lydia, & Jackie's were]. I LOVE Gina, Pettifleur, and Gamble's lines. I can see from the opening alone why Pettifleur is going to be THAT b*tch this season. Watch out, Queen Gina! She might try [keyword TRY] to scalp you for the crown.

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OMG! It's Nene ... with a beard. But seriously though, I know it's a drag queen but damn he heavily resembles Nene. They have to be from the same tribe.

Yes! She deserves to get a better sendoff than what she got. And yes, I don't care for Slade that much but just to watch Tamra squirm at Gretchen's presence is enough for me. I personally called her that because that what she is. Vivica is more known for her relations than her actual career, which is funny because she's hopped on the "Kenya is a wh*re" bandwagon because she and Kenya feud on Celebrity Apprentice. These chicks kill me with their insults when they are known doing the acts they are accusing others of.

She was likable; however, I can tell that she is going to be another notch on Jax's belt unfortunately. And she's recurring at this point. If she somehow brings it or gains a following like Ariana did last season, I could see her being promoted to the main cast because I personally don't see Kristen or Stassi [mainly Stassi] returning next season.

They might be putting it off seeing as they'll probably need a housewife show to air in the summer in case they decide to put RHONJ on that sabbatical. I'm assuming that NYC will be back some time around Feb/Mar/April. This is why I feel like Bravo should just bring back Miami and start filming now so it'll be ready to air by the summer. They already have Marysol, Alexia, Adriana, Lea, and Lisa on standby. They can find one or two [preferably two] women to add to the cast before it goes to air. Meanwhile, air Cheshire and Melbourne in primetime slots Spring/Summer quarters opposite NYC. But back to RHOC, they just need to bring back two old faces for the 10th season--Gretchen and Jeana. Out of the alumni, those two are still talked and asked about till this day. Hell, they both were brought up on WWHL tonight. Plus, they still have ties in the group. Jeana is good with Vicki and Trampra. Gretchen is good with Lizzie and Shannon. Plus, Vicki holds no ill will towards her. Why not bring these two back for the 10th season? Plus, I need to 10th season to be the real season of Trailer Sue's downfall. Who better to have a hand in it then Gretchen? I'd kill to see Gretchen/Lizzie/Shannon/Vicki forming an alliance against Trailer Sue with Pleather waffling between the two sides and Jeana being the mediator.

That's bull sh*t. Jill should've given her the one year contract. Who know, Kim could've changed her mind during that stint and signed on for another year. I feel like Mindy was destroyed and lessened when KS left. I don't think so.

That's what I am talking about. While Lisa let bygones be bygones did Yolanda expect for her to be invited when not too long ago, YoLyme was part of the firing squad against her? Girl, get a grip. She should be happy that she is on better terms than Brandi. Lisa could be ignoring her altogether. I wish Lisa would've fired back by saying "Why didn't you invite me to Turkey?" We'd see her stumble to find an answer.

So Kim Simms left on her own accord--similar to a situation like Bev McKinsey? She didn't even put up a fight for her?