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Did why really have to listen to Porshi's Lassie monologue? She was upset because she not treated as a child but as a grown woman who knew very well the game she was entering? Kenya lost many points during the reunion. She could not stand up to anybody and was just repeating the same gone by the wind stupidity. I still like her though and think that she is the less prepared for the RH madness from all the wives. She thought this would be much easier. Peter thinks that he has arrived. He thinks that he is securing Cynthia's position by yelling like a bold Nene. As a matter of fact I am sure he said everything Nene would have said if she hadn't arrived. I can't stand husbands acting like housewives. Poor Kandi couldn't find a man for her story and they introduced a random guy from the production. I remember seeing him as an extra during a scene from last season. Now he got a speaking part. I guess that's much better than the Walter fiasco. Nene acting like a huge star and above all the drama is a joke. Did you see her face when Kandi said something that upset her? She looked like an ungry gorilla but she couldn't say anything because she had arrived. Not impressed with her at all. If she hadn't become besties with Andy she would have been crucified on this show years ago.

Very happy that Yo and yes Taylor are coming back to BH. Lets hope that the Richards freaks go away now.<br /><br />OC: The first episodes are very boring. I can't stand Heather's bickering, she is trying really hard to show us that she is so classy and of course in charge. I like Gretchen &amp; Tamra and I like watching Vicki and her daughter. Alexis's husband is taken to a new direction, he propapbly has a new headwriter. The new girl seems fun and not bitchy, which is a good thing. So far I see no storyline and the only scene I actually found interesting was the Brooks discussion between Vicki and Brianna.<br /><br />Too much filler in general.

Marlo was never a serious RH candidate. She was a cross between Kim and Nene (part superficial mistress/part angry black woman), someone to do all the yelling since Kim was pregnant and Nene was busy arriving at that time. Please don't even joke about Nene joining BH.

Vancouver became way too toxic way too soon. I was sad to hear that there will be no reunion show. Could it be that this season was cut short because someone didn't want to shoot any longer? Something didn't feel right about the ending and the fact that there will be no reunion kind of confirms it.

Vancouver: So the season ends with Mary telling Jody that she is sorry if she ever did something to hurt her. She is really acting like a bullied kid in school and she shouldn't because she is a beautiful successful woman in her late 40s. I expected the season to end with someone putting Jody in her place for once. This woman thinks she is so fab and she would be eaten alive in any other RH series. She is not even Kim D material. Not a very good season, not balanced at all and with too many wackos for my taste.

Some OC thoughts: The difference with BHAdrienne and OCHeather's bickering is that Adrienne had every reason to act like the boss, while Heather is just a failed actress who was very lucky to marry a very rich man and is treating him in a very miserable way. Vicki's hair was a mess during the party. Another boring episode. Gretchen is gorgeous but her hair stylist hates her. This look makes her look older for no reason. This season Alexis and her husband went to the production team and demanded that he gets some scenes where he acts like a great smiley guy who likes having a lot of fun and respects his wife. For some reason the look of this show makes me feel like I am watching a tv series from the late nineties.

Right now I am watching the last episodes of Season 3 ATL and once again I am reminded how furious Nene gets with everybody elses's projects and success. I watched Season 5 first and I thought she was ok, then Season 4 and I couldn't stand her stupid lines about being rich all the time (one of the trashiest things a person can do), or her carricature of a label-obsessed diva, or trying to hide her jealousy of Kandi as being offended by her projects. In Season 3 she nearly loses her mind on Kandi and Kim's bus and tries to make it all about her acting like a crazy person. She knows that Phaedra and Kandi existed successfully before the series and she can't forgive them for that. I guess she is a rather smart woman, but she has to realise that her biggest talents are her talking heads on RHOA and knowing how to make Andy and his friends laugh. And after "having arrived" thanks to a small part in a cancelled series nobody watched, I guess her opening line next year will be back "The dream is over - I have returned home-?

Team Kenya all the way. Porsha is too stupid for words and Phaedra considering herself a lady is a big joke. Everything about her is a big WTF from her tacky baby shower, her funeral business, her obsession with her a$$, her weird marriage, her son's christening and her horrible hair. It is crazy how Phaedra always says that Kenya has no man. Well, I would not consider being a lawyer that gets her money in the parking lot and buys herself a younger guy who spent 6 years in prison in order to give her beautiful babies as having a man. Τhe less said about Porsha's marriage the better. I am watching S3 and 4 now and I love watching every one of Sheree's adventures end in a big disaster. I am not quite sure I like the fact that Nene considers herself a co-hostess to the program and I was not that crazy about her money/Louboutin/fame talk all through S4. That's one of the reasons I really like Cynthia. She is the most beautiful woman ever on a RH show, she never says such things and I don't mind the fact that she is not as loud as the others. Next year Andy has to find a lady or two who will not try to start two or three crazy projects in order to "take advantage of the platform" once they join. Kandi's sex toys and her trashy webshow and all of Phaedra's weird projects is not what the show should be only about. I've grown to love Kim. She has a genuine smile and she loves her daughters, not to mention that she seems like a fun person to be around. Guilty Confession #246: I miss Marlo

BH So Paul was this season's abused housewife? Adrienne was right. Pathetic. Kyle looked so mean, ugly and nervous through the entire reunion. I've had enough of her fake soap opera crying and the eighties dramatic hair touching. She was so afraid of what her wacko sister might say during the interview I almost fell sorry for her. Kim was a disaster once again. I can't stand addicts who play the victim card all the time and her attacks on Yolanda made her look even more pathetic. The Richards sisters are pure trash in my eyes, the only difference between them is that Kyle is sleazier. Kyle can have two types of women around her. Rich ones with a lot of money to spend and needy troubled women with a lot of baggage she can gossip about in order to feel that everything in her life is normal. I hope Taylor (whom I like) had a great time as an audience during the reunion.

And how pathetic was Kyle who spent an entire season "being there for her close friend Adrienne" now saying that she and Adrienne were never really that close? She had no idea what to say during the reunion and this time her only partner in crime was a crying junkie. Now all of the sudden saying that Yolanda talked behind Lisa's back and said some "mean things"? This is not a Lassie movie and you are no longer thirteen year old girls. Really sad.

My BH thoughts: So let me get it. Adrienne went to Ken and Lisa's in order to cry in their living room while there was a party in the garden? And then, once her uninspired dramatic moment ended she left without even saying hello to them? That was desperate and pathetic. She wanted the party to be all about her, but let's face it. She is not as important as she thinks she is. I still don't hate her though. It was so boring and predictable to watch once again the world's two oldest child actors cry a river. If it was Adrienne acting the way Faith was acting during the party, it might be kind of logical. The Brandi insults, the Lisa attacks and always trying to cause a fight might be interesting if it was the person involved who did all that. But now it is a perfect stranger who comes to events and tries to act like a part of the group. Faith is not the villainess she thinks she is, she acts like a crazy person yelling to strangers on the street. I like her looks though and I like BH because it reminds me of an 80s prime time soap or mini series all the time lol. Brandi was perfect when she said to Marissa that she keeps saying she wants to sleep with other men, so all she did was suggest that perhaps she should. Marissa has no reason to return to this show. Ken and Lisa were so adorable and yes I cried A LOT during their ceremony. Now as far as the reunion is concerned, Kim looks and acts like a drunk, homeless woman all dressed up. She is a mess and she has no idea what she is talking about. Kyle has never looked uglier. She can't hide her true self and she knows that she is left with loser Kim. She looks and acts very mean and cannot stay calm during the reunion. And all that crying all the time.. Team Brandi, Lisa and Yolanda all the way!

I love Kenya. She is my kind of crazy. She is gorgeous, smart and a sucker for drama, but deep down all she wants is to be liked by everybody. All the time. She is not mean. Cynthia is one of the most beautiful women on the RH shows. I love watching her. Nene is a great talking head. I can't stand the Child Bride. A stupid version of OC Alexis. Who knew such a thing exists? Phaedra is a joke. The only thing that is not funny about her is Apollo. I can't wait for the season finale.

I feel sorry for Mary for having to deal with these women. Ronnie is very unstable, has no idea what she is talking about and keeps making these generic comments about Mary. What has this woman done to Ronnie, Jody and Amanda that they hate her so much? This is so crazy, it's not even good tv. Meanwhile Robin is crying in every restaurant in Canada to show the producers how emotional she can be and changes her opinions every five minutes in order to fit in each scene. This show has no balance at all. I noticed that Jody looks really beautiful when her son is around. She really loves him. In the next scene she looks like a short guy in drag.

This is just a vibe I get from him. And everytime he says hello or kisses another woman in a party, especially a gorgeous one. And this couple's obsession to act like highschool sweethearts all the time also seems suspicious. I got this vibe from Maurizio from the very first episode. It's like when you meet a couple and think from the first moment, he is so cheating on her. Ken and Lisa also seem to be in a very interesting marriage and I don't mean it in a bad or scandalous way. They are both very confident about their relationship and not in a fake way like Kyle and Maurizio.

Faye = another version of Miami's sad drag queen Elaine How many Chanel bags did you buy from your book money dude? She is pathetic, has no place in all this and is always trying to cause drama to please her master. I hate her, but she makes a far more interesting drag queen than Elaine/James. The stupid bitchy lines hoping to sound like Alexis Colby.. please.. I like her looks though. I can't stand Kyle and I don't want to watch another scene of the Richards sisters crying over everything. Maurizio is so cheating on her and I bet she knows. She wants to get involved in other people's drama so that nobody pays attention to hers. I am sure we don't even know half of her crazy story with Kim. I adore Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda. It is so great to watch women acting like real friends on such a show. Taylor looked good in this episode. Marissa is boring and she is trying really hard to tell us how interesting and fun she is. And I don't care who her type is. After talking like this all the time I can't see why Brandi's text upset her. And Adrienne. I still can't hate Adrienne for some reason. I can't stand Paul though and I don't understand why I have seen him half-naked so many times. Brandi's reaction when thinking of flirting with Paul was priceless.

I can't stand the Canada witches anymore. Most of them are too mean and ugly. Jody is always obsessing over Mary, Ronnie looks a mess when she is drunk, Robin thinks that she is a singer now, Mia is a pathetic mess trying to act fabulous, Mary has no backbone and Ben Stiller is a sad, poor version of Jody and Mia. The new ladies are not housewife material and everybody is mean with no reason. This show has no balance at all. However I have no intention to stop watching lol.

I think that Kyle should be next season's villain. All those secrets with Kim, her jealousy of the other women and the sad image of a grown woman trying to live her life like a highschool girl. Faye could be her Kim G.

It is so sweet that Kim keeps the "wrong" pills next to her other ones. Another stupid lie.. AGAIN. Once again the Richards sisters share a crying moment in a public event. Another chance for Kyle to shine as the cheerleader with a heart of gold who tries to help kids with problems at school. Poor Maurizio is such a terrible actor, but he is trying really hard. I bet he is bored with all the ILoveKyle scenes. Dana was amazing. I was expecting her to take off her shoes and start rubbing her feet. What a mess! Her scene was very funny and she was trying really hard to make an impression to the producers. Drunk, smoking and calling a group of women who never mention her "our group" lol She is a sad version of Kim D. Or is it Kim G?

RHOV Mary and Ronnie should give Robin and Amanda the number of their hair salon. This is not houwewife hair. Jody seems insane and always obsessed with poor Mary, who has no idea how to defend herself against a group of ugly bullies. Mary comes out stupid at the end for not knowing how to deal with this mess.

The greek one was rather boring. The Housewives were hated by everybody for showing off a (mostly fake) luxurious lifestyle during this time of huge economical crisis. It was my first HW show and I was stunned by BH shortly after that. And then came the NJ series and I realised that the Athens ladies were too boring for words. However I was sad when the show was cancelled. ΒΗ I adore Brandi, Yolanda and Lisa, they are a perfect team. I can't stand Kim. She reminds me of some old friends who were addicted to almost everything and they always acted like the poor victims. Claiming to have started a brand new life every few days and blaming others for their mistakes. And all these silly excuses all the time. I understand Lisa and it was their walk through Paris was so funny because it was so obvious that Ken didn't want her at all lol/ Kyle continues acting like a cheerleader who is dating a cool college guy who is in the baseball team. She wants Lisa to tell her that she loves her? Oh please.. She just realised that she is on the losing team and tries to switch in the last moment.

RHOV I can't stand Jody and Mia. Sad, ugly women trying to pass as ab fab and uber-bitchy doesn't work for me. Now they have Ben Stiller in drag in their team and this poor thing is more pathetic than them. Poor Ben wants to create some drama all the time, she tries to be interesting but all I see are scenes from a movie where Ben Stiller tries to pass as a woman. Robin honey, why do you really want to sing? She comes out so stupid and desperate being obsessed with this. And now singing with a kid.. I like Ronnie, Mary and Ioulia. Too bad beautiful Mary can't stand for herself when a bunch of ugly drag queens make fun of her. BH I love Lisa, Yolanda and Brandi ) I wish I was a houseguest at Ken and Lisa's lol Kim in an intervention for Taylor was so funny. She is a mess and she thinks she can get involved in other people's drama? And Kyle follows her because as always she is a sucker for other people's problems. Kyle thinks she is a popular highschool cheerleader and tries to live her life like that. I think that she has more sceletons in her closet than anybody else and that's the reason she wants everybodu occupied with gossip about her friends. She is lucky that Kim is all over the place and she can't expose her and I don't buy her perfect marriage. Marissa seemed like a nice girl, but she is always putting her poor husband down. Why is she doing this? I liked her at first, but she seems very mean and she is trying too hard to create an interesting persona. She is telling us all the time that she is very funny, that she thinks like a guy etc, but all I see is a woman desperate for attention. I am team Brandi all the way, but for some reason I can't hate Adrienne. As a matter of fact I think she is rather nice and Paul is the real problem.

Now watching the Vancouver Reunion. Jody is a sad mess and not in a fun way anymore. Her daughter is even worse. Who would want to be around women like that? The always talk about poor Mary's fillers and age (and she is gorgeous), while they have these really bad hair extensions, ugly clothes and they have no idea how to behave socially. I am not sure these two are Housewives material. Is Cheaters still on? I guess they are classy enough for such a show. Ronnie is so beautiful. She reminds me of an actress, possibly a french one. And her son is cute as well

So Joanna is an activist now? Aren't all bored, unemployed bimbos? And that photoshoot... So tasteless. Karent was her usual fake self. Marysol and Elsa were fun, Lisa was hot as usual and I didn't mind Lea that much. Perhaps getting to know Jody from Vancouver helped me like Lea more.

Currently watching Vancouver.. Ronnie is gorgeous. I can't believe she is a drunk mess. As a matter most of them are drunks. Jody "the queen of mean"? Please. She is like a maid who is wearing the clothes of her lady boss. She has no style at all and the clothes are wearing her. And she looks 100 years old. And she calls poor Mary old? Oh, please. And her son in drag? That poor thing tries to act like a b*tch but she is just another disaster in ugly clothes trying to act "fabulous" The gay friend is such a caricature. I can't stand him! I love this show so far

My thoughts on Miami: Lisa is gorgeous. I love her. I can't stand Karent's fake smile, fake romance or fake kindness, but I want to see more of her fighting with the other housewives. So Joanna finds out that her boyfriend is cheating on her and she is cooking him dinner? Someone doesn't want to stop living in that place.. Meanwhile her sister Marta seems obsessed with Roman. If I were Joanna I would be very worried about these two. PS Marta get a job and a place. What is she doing moving from one couple's home to another? I love Elsa and I can't stand that pathetic mess of a drag queen who tries to cause SOMETHING with no success. I find Lea pathetic for hanging out with that in order to pretend to be "modern". Lea seems like a character from a bad eighties sitcom. Ana has a very unhealthy relationship with her ex-husband and I bet her boyfriend is imaginary.