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I’m sure this has been posted before, but... And Bernau talking about his “bachelor lifestyle”: And Corbett: https://people.com/archive/cover-story-wheres-the-beef-vol-15-no-9/

Tsurenko beat Naomi Osaka in Brisbane to face Pliskova in the final.

RIP Kafelnikov’s very minuscule HOF chances LOL:

RBA is no joke. A really good week for him. And good for Tomas on a final his first tournament back. With Tsonga doing well (and old-ass Karlovic!!!!), it feels the older guys are saying, “Hold up, folks. Y’all still gotta deal with us.”

Been watching Alex’s February 1984 intro episodes at Vanessa’s event, and it’s enough to put me off watching modern-day soaps for good (I’ll just let YT run in the background if I’m home). Just so rich, warm, funny, and immediately compelling. Dialogue is top-notch. Every character’s voice comes through as singular, even in small roles. I loved the brief sizing-each-other-up interaction between Alex and Reva, plus the frenemy dynamic between Reva and Vanessa as they locked Billy’s date in that closet. Drunk Ross was a hoot too. Too bad the video quality is so poor, especially on a big screen.

Stan lost to RBA, and Novak’s not looking great against Niko. Kei looks very good. But where’d this resurgent Karlovic come from at age 39? I watched him live at the USO qualies, and he lost to some no-name American kid. It looked like retirement was on the horizon. He’s not beating top players in Pune, but still. Gulbis ain’t a scrub.

Yeah, my guess is it wouldn’t be stylized or produced as a traditional soap in the multi-camera, five-times-a-week sense.

I wouldn’t put it past someone: producers are scavenging in their junk drawers for established IP of any kind right now.

And Kyrgios lost to Chardy in R2, failing to defend most of the points from last year’s Brisbane title. He’s now out of the top 50:

Thiem going out to Herbert isn’t that much of a shocker given the court, but Edmund going down to Uchiyama?

Yet sponsors still throw money at him.

Apparently Kyrgios didn’t bother training in the offseason. So he’s more out of shape than usual.

Watching Sloane completely dismantle someone like Angie Kerber is a thing of wonder, but I just can’t with her. I used to think the Kyrgios comparison was silly, but now I’m not so sure tbh.

Sloane just lost 4-6, 3-6. Her ‘tude SUCKS. It’s hard being a fan of someone who only gives it her all 25 percent of the year at most.