Maxim

Thank you! Just an idea for the guys adding the episodes on youtube - why not just MASH the WHOLE 9000 episodes on a random principle and upload them like that. Sure will get 10 viewers to stay on. SHAME.

Birds

Oh my GOD. Tell me Matt is not going to fall for KAREN. Someone just tell me!

If I were in jail & had one phone call & I called you, I would say - Come please... to bail me out... and bring a diet coke, since these b-tches here only have regular. You are on a different planet... and you see...

Hot dog. Judge me.

Marlena Evans psychoanalyzed the Contessa Donatella and said ... Have you read Chekhov's works? When I go into a public toilet, the first thing I do is...

ROSES

Listen to it. It's amazing. And the movie is INTERSTELLAR.

But even I surprise myself sometimes.

Can he shock us with giving the head writing position to someone else. Please.

@Soapsuds

So yeah... it rained all day today and the dog had TO PEE every freaking hour. I don't have clothing that isn't wet. I don't have shoes that aren't ruined. But vodka makes it better.

Where is my ice tea, when I asked for it 5 minutes ago?

Emma DESERVED THIS. So happy for her. I LOVE HER. She is in my top 5.

I couldn't finish the BH reunion. It's just so boring at this point. Kyle is unbearable. At this point they need to do complete REVAMP for this to survive.

I feel gay

Kimberlin is so obviously not gone... her social media has so many clues.

I had a brutal nightmare last night... I was sure the dog was crying and in danger and... woke up screaming and running to see if he is okay... The poor thing was calmly sleeping and I startled him. I then tried to sleep more, but couldn't.

Flower