Oh, no. NPH is doing an audience bit. Help us.

Ever wondered what happened to the old Flamingo Hotel champagne tower? Guess what: that lady intro'ing Tegan and Sara is wearing it.

Oh, no. NPH is doing an audience bit. Help us.

Keeps staring at Steve C. does he want to kiss him?...LOL....

If only Michael Keaton had been Batman during that musical performance....

And Oprah AGAIN? Does the heffa ever stay home?

And Oprah AGAIN? Does the heffa ever stay home?

She probably thinks she's nominated for Selma.

Keeps staring at Steve C. does he want to kiss him?...LOL....

More importantly, if he did, would Steve turn him down? (Yeah, I said it.)

I heard that Chuck Pratt is seriously considering the Lego song for Y&R's new theme song.

From Alexis Colby herself...

Joan Collins ‏@joancollinsobe 3m3 minutes ago

#Oscars2015 so far...so dull

More importantly, if he did, would Steve turn him down? (Yeah, I said it.)

Probably not...I am surprised we didnt see a make out scene.

Truer words have never been spoken, Dame Joan.

Damn, were the two who won for Best Live Action Short coming all the way from the parking lot to accept their award? Were they out parking cars or something?

Great. Two more peeps who want to ignore the orchestra. I knew this would become a trend tonight.

Probably not...I am surprised we didnt see a make out scene.

The night is not over yet.

"We should talk about suicide out loud." Why not? After all, it is the Oscars.

And please, NPH, NO. MORE. PUNS. If you see another one coming up on the TelePrompTer, ignore it. I beg you.

Edited February 23, 201511 yr by Khan

Viola is beautiful. I love that dress.

I could watch Harry Belafonte and Sidney Poitier all day. I really could.

Ay de mi. Another audience bit.

Oprah: "and YOU get a Lego Oscar and YOU get a Lego Oscar and YOU get a Lego Oscar!" http://

The opening was Neil's best part. The rest ... meh. I've chuckled but only because things have fallen so flat for him. I feel kind of bad but I don't think anyone there is thinking he's doing terrible, TBH. He's very popular.

I notice they have just about every African American actor and actress presenting. Coincidence? I think not. So obvious.

I REALLY hate when ANY show that's live goes into the audience. Just. Stop.

Edited February 23, 201511 yr by KMan101

That Annie joke was horrible lol

Before the song even began I started tearing up