Newscasters saying for the rest of our story, go to our website. What if you don't have a computer?! Then you won't know what happened!

Oh, I hate it when they do that! You know who else does that? Judge Mathis! I am not logging onto your website just to watch you answer some lame viewer question. Ain't nobody got time for dat. He could do that between commercial breaks, but everybody is a site hit ho these days.

Cheap, I did a play a few months ago and noticed several of my castmates exiting the mens room without washing their hands. And here they are shaking hands and touching people's faces and [!@#$%^&*] in the show. I started saying, "Wash your hands boys!" as I would leave the restroom. One actor ran to go before we went on one night and when he came back he joked that he peed on his hand a little and guessed that it was good luck. I exploded, "Go back and wash your [!@#$%^&*] hands! You know I have to take your hands in that scene, !@#$%^&*] that, I'm not touching you!" When that scene came I grabbed his wrists instead, he tried to be funny and grab my fingers and rub them, and I threw his hands down and reported the whole incident to the stage manager. Nasty ass. He almost got fucked up that night.

People that interrupt me when I have something important to say. It's like saying, " I have some more important to say than you do!" I don't talk excessively, so let me finish my sentence.