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Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Ryan Barrels

Notify the PV Bulletin! Notify the National Intruder! Notify HIGH H0 Magazines because the biggest news of the century has hit Pine Valley! That is right, you heard it here folks! Ryan has been lying to Annie about getting his memory back with all the bug eyes, arm flailing, and whatever else that an idiot does to try and get attention. Well Ryan just gets shown to be the true con boy that he always has been since you can take the man out of the con but you can't take the con out of the man. It was only going to be a matter of time before Annie Fanny would figure out that his holiness was leading her on just to get memories of them together and what not. How long did dufus actually think he could keep up this little debacle, charade, brigade, *beep* friggen idiot rade. Well you know the deal but we all know that Ryan secrets are just bound to alwlays never stay hidden for a long time because they are going to end up coming out faster than a baby sucks that n1pple for some creamy leftover frosting! In case you cannot tell, my hatred for the moron has just increased even more now that it is revealed by the Green Butterfly of his holiness doing what he does best-lying and leading people on and anything else that is disgusting-well Ryan knows all about it! He should realize that all his secrets just hurt people to the nth magnitude. Yep he lied about being dead, faked his death, and it caused Greenlee to pick up and fly off into the sunset with her Green Butterfly wings leaving his holiness nothing left except for a millimeter peter, a landfill for him to make himself at home, and half dog eaten Dynamite Kiddo comic books. Ryan really is starting to look as confused as a priest in a sauna or, better yet, about as disgusting as a walrus at a sperm bank ready to impregnate a mule. Talk about a wal-a$$! Well slap me silly and call me Kathleen WIlley but please do not call me the Ryan supporter because the only thing I support is him going underground to be eaten up by a bunch of h0rny gophers ready to make it up to the Earth through the ground! His holiness is blocking them from getting there so time to eat him alive!

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Eeee Team Slater!!!!! Ian is such a cutie!!!!!!!!!! :D:wub:

Now these are the kind of Zen scenes I like, let the other 4 idiots stay in their quad

LMAO seriously did Greensnake say she was trying to be Annie's friend? Yeah so that must be why she kissed Ryan :lol::rolleyes:

Erica & Carmen I like them so far, Carmen had me rolling a few times :lol:

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Loved when Zach rested his head on Kendall's shoulder. Loved when Zach bought in both boys. Loved when Ian chewed on Kendall's finger and Zach and Kendall both laughing. Those scenes were really cute!

Also enjoyed the Carmen and Erica scenes. Carmen reminds a little of Ugly Betty's Hilda...I can see Hilda saying 'They're now choos no Jimmy" :lol:

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Erica & Carmen are a breath of fresh air IMO.

The Fusion stuff was stupid(it was Ryan/Annie/Aidan/Greenlee). I love it when my Zen is nowhere near those other 4 idiots

Although at the end Aidan & Greenlee just HAD to go to the police station where Zendall were <_<

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I thought today was pretty good seeing that we had the sextet(ms) on at the same time on the same day. But what was good about it they all wasn't together in the same scenes.

Second who is Aidan to get mad at Greenlee for just kiss at least she didn't let Ryan stick it to her. Like Aidan did with Kendall.

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Most of it was boring. I'm disappointed to see Chip Hayes is still around.

Erica and Carmen were alright. Their scenes weren't as funny as I expected, especially the cliche about Erica's shoes (and do women still wear Jimmy Choos now that Sex & The City is off the air?). It was nice that Erica mentioned Kent even though she forgot that it was the faux Silver who witnessed the shooting, not her real half-sister.

I ff'd through all 3 lackluster couples (Zzzendull, RyAnnie, GrAiden). Nothing worth seeing there.

Derek/Samuel had me intrigued. What would these two powerful black men talk about? Why, Erica, of course! What a waste of screentime that was.

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I am not a Zendall fan but I must admit the scenes with them and the babies in their bed was very sweet :)

Erica and Carmen are good so far. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it doesn't get stupid. Considering who the headwriters are I am not getting my hopes up.

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Do kendall and erica have mother/daughter ESP? That was so days when kendall dreamed about erica being in trouble. :lol: I'm loving carmen and erica, Ms kane is gonna get pistol whipped if she doesn't shut up. :lol: I loved seeing spike and ian. The ryass, aidull, greenpuke, and annie get your gun scenes were FF material. Loved sam talking about erica and caring about what happens to her looks like they are finally going with the sam/erica storyline now that the real writers are back.

Also I'm confused, I thought it was mona that killed Kent Bogard???? Anyone know the real story?

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Come on Aidan

Oh Aidan you really should not be coming down on Greenlee over kissing his holiness when you happened to boink the good ole Kendall Hart Slater. Let's make sure you are not throwing stones while residing in that glass house. Now would be the time to come clean since the truth will set you free.

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