This is currently being done at another board. I thought some of you might have fun doing this since many of us watch different soaps.

A limerick is a five-line poem. Many writers use them as warm-up exercises before sitting down to write poetry and even prose! Here's an example of one I did:

GH -

Nikolas and she are meant to be

They traveled a long journ-y

Lydia was a bore

Courtney was a whore

Emily's his destiny.

Your turn! Take a stab at your faves, non-faves, or the writers!

There once was a man named McBain

whose acting has caused me much pain

If he stays on my screen

I will freak out and scream

Until I'm in an asylum for the insane.

There is a jobless man,

named Cris.

When hes on, I go take a piss.

The ladies love him because hes angry and brass,

but in reality, i'd kick his ass.

Edited April 7, 200718 yr by Jay

Good ones jay

GH -

Oh who oh who can Cam's daddy be?

It's not Ric nor Zander, but wait you'll see

Liz was alone

He topped off her cone

Sonny's that baby's dad-dy

DOUB

Edited April 7, 200718 yr by Jay

Todd is not the same,

Some say that he's quite lame.

He keeps getting his ass kicked,

by a loser and a joke,

and I wont bother to say his name.

AMC -

Babe Carey-Chandler is a whore

Why I don't know, but many adore

She's rude and brash

You could even say she's trash

But she's proud to be a whore to the core!

A family of the Carey women came to play

Who eventually took the Chandler men's balls away

Adam woke up

and finally spoke up

And is now making all of his enemies pay

GH -

She says "he's a part of me"

When he's with another he's not happ-y

We can't be together

But I'll love him forever

My love, you know, is Sonny.

That Dude that they call John,

reminds me of my mom

He always says what

Natalie kisses his butt

And I wish Michael Easton would move on.

Dena Higley

Dena Higley is quite a hag.

She brutally killed my mags.

She used to have my support

Until she became such a bad sport

And made so many stories drag.

...hey, that WAS fun!

Another GH one. You may be tickled...

Jason doth protest too much

When the jackal reaches in for a touch

For years he hides

What he's felt in side

Tossed salads' what he's having for lunch

A family of the Carey women came to play

Who eventually took the Chandler men's balls away

Adam woke up

and finally spoke up

And is now making all of his enemies pay

Yes Navell I understand that they're sluts,

but they both have really nice butts

Alexa is on hold

and Bobby eakes sounds old

But I wouldnt mind knocking them up

Erica Kane is the femme fatale in the Valley

And I wouldn't cross her in a dark alley

Marries all the men in a quick fashion

Yet still shows much compassion

But bridges will be burned if you cross her and her family

There once was a girl named Kay

Who had to have everything her way

She froze her cousin in ice

Then tried to be nice

And she now she has two men to lay

Another GH one. You may be tickled...

Jason doth protest too much

When the jackal reaches in for a touch

For years he hides

What he's felt in side

Tossed salads' what he's having for lunch

Now Ryan, would steve go for that Telly,

The Comp wiz could play with his celly,

That would be creepy,

if spinelli wanted J's pepe,

Who knew Spinelli liked Spi-jelli?

Edited April 7, 200718 yr by Jay