Members Ryan Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 This is currently being done at another board. I thought some of you might have fun doing this since many of us watch different soaps. A limerick is a five-line poem. Many writers use them as warm-up exercises before sitting down to write poetry and even prose! Here's an example of one I did: GH - Nikolas and she are meant to be They traveled a long journ-y Lydia was a bore Courtney was a whore Emily's his destiny. Your turn! Take a stab at your faves, non-faves, or the writers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 There once was a man named McBain whose acting has caused me much pain If he stays on my screen I will freak out and scream Until I'm in an asylum for the insane. There is a jobless man, named Cris. When hes on, I go take a piss. The ladies love him because hes angry and brass, but in reality, i'd kick his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Good ones jay GH - Oh who oh who can Cam's daddy be? It's not Ric nor Zander, but wait you'll see Liz was alone He topped off her cone Sonny's that baby's dad-dy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 DOUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Todd is not the same, Some say that he's quite lame. He keeps getting his ass kicked, by a loser and a joke, and I wont bother to say his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 AMC - Babe Carey-Chandler is a whore Why I don't know, but many adore She's rude and brash You could even say she's trash But she's proud to be a whore to the core! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaVell J. Lee Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 A family of the Carey women came to play Who eventually took the Chandler men's balls away Adam woke up and finally spoke up And is now making all of his enemies pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 GH - She says "he's a part of me" When he's with another he's not happ-y We can't be together But I'll love him forever My love, you know, is Sonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 That Dude that they call John, reminds me of my mom He always says what Natalie kisses his butt And I wish Michael Easton would move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members psychofan Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Dena Higley Dena Higley is quite a hag. She brutally killed my mags. She used to have my support Until she became such a bad sport And made so many stories drag. ...hey, that WAS fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 7, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Another GH one. You may be tickled... Jason doth protest too much When the jackal reaches in for a touch For years he hides What he's felt in side Tossed salads' what he's having for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Yes Navell I understand that they're sluts, but they both have really nice butts Alexa is on hold and Bobby eakes sounds old But I wouldnt mind knocking them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NaVell J. Lee Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Erica Kane is the femme fatale in the Valley And I wouldn't cross her in a dark alley Marries all the men in a quick fashion Yet still shows much compassion But bridges will be burned if you cross her and her family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Danni Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 There once was a girl named Kay Who had to have everything her way She froze her cousin in ice Then tried to be nice And she now she has two men to lay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted April 7, 2007 Members Share Posted April 7, 2007 Now Ryan, would steve go for that Telly, The Comp wiz could play with his celly, That would be creepy, if spinelli wanted J's pepe, Who knew Spinelli liked Spi-jelli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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