Student puts semen in salad dressing

[Bree]

There was a rumor years ago that employees at my local Royal Farms were jacking off into the subs. I didn't doubt it, because I've seen some of the people they hire.

This is why I don't ask for mayo on burgers when I go out to eat, and I inspect ranch salad dressing before eating it. You never know if there's going to be a pissed off employee just waiting to take their revenge out on innocent customers.

I think Mr. Semen should be forced to eat salad mixed in with his own happy sauce.

[Q Steph]

People should also be wary at restaurants. Inside Edition once did an Undercover show where the servants spit and piss in the food.

[juppiter]

I disagree; he will probably have to register as a sex offender and be ostracized from his society for the rest of his life. Yeah, it's completely disgusting and I feel sorry for the people who got ranch dressing that day, but who doesn't make mistakes and do stupid things as a teenager?

[JER Soaps Fan]

What would possess anyone to do this? It's a serious, VERY serious health hazard. It's not a joke.

[JER Soaps Fan]

This is not just a stupid mistake. There's NO WAY he didn't know the seriousness of his actions. This is huge. He deserves everything coming is way -- and then some.

[Scotty]

I just have one word to say about this: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!