Members Q Steph Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 As if things aren’t strange enough, the tragic soap opera that is Jennifer Aniston’s love life has taken added another incredible twist. Stay with me, now. After hanging out with former ‘Friends’ costars, Jen made for Club Citrus with some gal pals for some laughs and what became a few too many Limoncello’s. Jen was first introduced to the high-octane cocktail in Italy by the same guy that sent his pal Danny DeVito to be on “The View” while he was in a state of mild delirium. And what other newly exed celeb happened to be in the same place, slamming a Colt 45 while wearing a too-large-for-his-frame velour sweatsuit? None other than FedEx and his posse, all of whom went nuts when they saw Jen. My sources tell me they spent the rest of the night in a private area, making fun of their exes. When the lights of the club finally came on, the two were seen escaping into the shadows through a back door. Citrus owner Peter Chin, always tight-lipped about his mega-star clientele, would neither confirm nor deny the story, then gave me his signature ‘wink.’ http://www.longislandpress.com/?cp=145&...&a_id=10485 She should go after George Clooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bellcurve Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 Well Jennifer Aniston seems too boring for KFed. Maybe she's finally decided that the missionary position isn't the only way to have sex. Too little, too late dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mason Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 Well she MUST have been wasted if she had anything close to a one nighter with that loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bree Posted December 13, 2006 Members Share Posted December 13, 2006 I hope K-Fed didn't make any of his "pancakes" for Jen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mitchapalooza Posted December 14, 2006 Members Share Posted December 14, 2006 Next she will end up pregnant with his kid, knowing his supersperm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Marilyn_M Posted December 14, 2006 Members Share Posted December 14, 2006 Where is the little throw up emoticon when you need it? Why oh why would anyone mess with him? He is a loser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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