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Oh my god those are GOLD. Both of those are incredible!

Empress Vanderpumps tagline: "I'm passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches."

Ronnie is a private jet taking, Philip Treacy hat wearing, friend of Caroline Stanbury and Stella McCartney...I don't think she'd be a great fit in either franchise, but definitely not suburban OC. If Ronnie ever moved to a US franchise, it would have to be NYC, she and LuAnn would be a hoot. Really, Ronnie moving to Los Angeles is a weird one (her son Houston is living there now and pursuing an acting career), it's so different from Vancouver (Ronnie grew up in Seattle, a much closer vibe to Vancouver in many respects, albeit less cosmopolitan).

For any RHOV fans, Ronnie recently gave an interview to Entertainment Tonight Canada. In the clip below she discusses the show. In the full story that aired she said she would consider joining The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and that she is planning to move to Los Angeles.

Yes that's what Botox looks like after it is injected. It rapidly absorbs as the patient moves their facial muscles to allow the medication to absorb.

Latest RHONYC rumour: LuAnn, Ramona and Sonja are all 'pay for play' and didn't land season contracts. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3319087/Real-Housewives-New-York-castmembers-LuAnn-Lesseps-Sonja-Morgan-Ramona-Singer-time-season-eight.html Not sure how much I believe any of this because they're half the cast and the producers, quite frankly, need them. This is one franchise that is in serious trouble of not finding its footing.

It's the wonderfully steaming hot mess I know and love. Jax remains a psycho who treats women horribly. This poor Brittany chick is this season's Laura-Leigh. Scheana remains an idiot. So low class. It was so weird of her and Katie to instantly investigate this Lala hooker, whose clearly a pretty bitch bitch. James is a pig and an awful person and a terrible liar. Kristen didn't deserve that, even though she is an absolute psycho. Like, Fatal Attraction psycho. Most of what's gone on IS her fault - but she's not at fault for James cheating on her and lying about it. Faith seems like she actually wants to work and do well. Aside from Lisa, the Toms and Arianna remain the only cast members I can root for. They're just plain old nice people.

The finale of Ladies of London... Caroline Fleming can go f--k herself. What a bitch. Thank goodness she was hardly in the episode. She is such a haughty, nasty, ugly souled bitch. Condescending doesn't even begin to explain her. She needs to GO. Annabelle needs to get ahold of some maturity and stop being so selfish. She did explain that she gets introspective under pressure, which was valid, but she is a mature woman and should know better by now that if she has an anxiety issue that she needs to be up front about it. It is not fair for her to expect people to read her mind. Julie is a tightly wound wreck. Her implosion at the table was sad because she clearly has a lot of pressure. I am so glad she basically told Caroline Fleming to shut up and let her talk. It's good that she basically worked things out with Annabelle. One thing I don't like about Julie is she pleads poverty and that the family estate is in dire financial straits - and that just isn't true. The Montague family has been running their home well for years. Juliet is totally irrelevant. Now that she has her blog she doesn't seem to have much to do and nobody wants to deal with her loud, Chicago ass. Marissa is a boss. She's in control of herself and her future and she does it without being a gloating, offensive, cow. She is great. I was so impressed with how well mannered her little boy was, asking "May I have a babyccino?"...that was super cute. Adorable. Marissa is good at managing all of the other women and seems to get along with all of them, sans Juliet and Caroline Fleming, very well - and who needs those two hacks? Caroline Stanbury won me over this season. Big time. Between losing the business and not wallowing in self pity about it, being a mother to children who clearly adore her (she actually seems like a very chill, unflappable mother, and laying down the law with basically everyone in the show, she was the standout. I really liked how she explained things to Annabelle in a way that held her accountable for her crap but didn't trash her. I think Caroline Stanbury is one of those people who laughs at themselves when nobody is looking and otherwise seems quite serious. I dig her. **Honourable mention to Sophie Stanbury who was always a hot mess and hilarious.

RH of Cheshire... Okay, so Ampika is only 34? Did that catch anyone else by surprise? I was thinking more along the lines of 38. The thing I can't stand about Ampika, and women like her, is when they have a birthday or a wedding or an event and suddenly they think it gives them a hall pass to be a prick. Magali did the same thing with her wedding vow renewal. Dawn did the same thing in her season 1 dinner party. It's the worst type of entitled, stupid behaviour. Ampika is clearly bitter about her relationship with Mark, which is sad, because they're clearly made for each other. I agree that Tanya and Lapdog just don't bring much to the show - but Tanya is a pot stirring idiot to the extreme and always has to get "something off her chest" at an opportune moment, so she certainly has a purpose. Lapdog, much less so. She's poorly spoken and couldn't manage a well timed put down if her life depended on it. I will point out that both of their husbands are actively playing footballers, so it's not a surprise that they aren't in the show, as they're on the road. Magali is no angel and I suspect she and Dawn are two sides of the same coin. She is fierce and fabulous. As she's said, 'Mama is ready!'...I just wish she didn't become so petty about that vow renewal. And when she came to Dawn's house in the last episode and essentially revel in how great it was when she purposely didn't invite Dawn was bizarre and tacky. Dawn is brash and also vulnerable and manipulative. She was clearly angling for sympathy, which none of us want to see because we know she's built of much tougher stuff than that. She has got a solid relationship with Ashley, he is clearly devoted to her. Dawn grabbed the brass ring when she had her chance and she got it and it's a struggle to hold onto that kind of life, but she's a tough Northern woman and she will. She just really needs to dump those bitches Nick and Royston. Lauren is a sloppy, big mouthed, selfish cow - and I love her. She was right to fight back against Ampika butting her divorced, lonely ass into her marriage. She should NOT have thrown that cake though, that was just tacky as hell. She has a sense of humour and brings a lot to the show. She's a hoot. "What did I miss?" - great way to end a fabulous season.

I am loving this season and I am loving Caroline Stanbury. How did that happen!? She's sort of fearless in how she lets it all hang out. The dinner party scenes with Caroline Fleming's family highlighted why Caroline Stanbury is different from the rest of 'em (aside from Annabelle): she can paint on the perfect appropriate face and make witty party banter even as her whole business implodes. Annabelle is losing me with her behaviour with Julie. She's expecting Julie to read her mind, it seems so stupid. I still love Sophie Stanbury because she's a lush and a total hot mess at all times and one withering comment away form decimating someone. Marissa behaved just perfectly at the Fleming castle...she really knows how to fit in. The same cannot be said for Juliet who just SCREAMS Illinois. Finally, Caroline Fleming can go play in traffic. What a pretentious bitch. She's awful. I can't believe next week is the finale!

It isn't fair to compare Faye to Marlo. Faye's never been charged with a crime, let alone multiple criminal convictions...

The trailer looks very dramatic. I just hope this isn't another "trash Lisa" (either one) season because I am not watching that. Ugh to seeing Kim Richards again. Looks like Eileen is going to bring some drama. Hopefully the show doesn't kill her marriage as it is so prone to do. And I'm glad it seems Yolanda is being called out on her illness being a little less than what she contends it is. The new women look obnoxious so should fill their roles well. Faye is such a shady ho but I'm glad to see her.

It's just a rumor at this point! Bravo has not confirmed it. And we won't know until they release the opening taglines. I know right? Eileen became my fave last season. I have always loved her on Y&R and Days -- I think she is one of the most talented, naturalistic actors around tbh -- but on RHoBH she proved to me how sympathetic, self-deprecating and dorky she can be. And she never lost her class or authenticity either, not even once. Please enjoy this classic RHoBH Eileen moment: And her reaction to Brandi Thank you, Cat. And I agree, Cheap. I don't see why they would demote her and her ability to remember every last thing she said and being able to recall it word for word (ha, and they say soaps are bad for ya. ). And how can we forget how she draggggggggggggggggggggggged Brandi at the reunion? It would be insane of Bravo to demote Eileen. As you've said so perfectly, Taoboi, Eileen remembered everything she said and everything said to her and everyone else with terrifying detail and dragged Kim and Brandi for filth. She was awesome! Cheshire Magali's wedding was lovely, but she's an arsehole for how she handled things with Dawn. She should have just been an adult and sat Dawn down and told her why she wasn't going to invite her. Instead, she handed out each invite publicly and rudely. It was tacky and immature. Dawn's a hater, mind you, having her gleeful lunch of steak, chips and champagne (yum!) and giving the gift was a masterstroke in bitchery. Lapdog and Tanya - snore. I hope they're making half the salary of the other ladies, together they only equal one housewife worth of storyline. It was beyond tacky and stupid of Lapdog to bring up Magali not inviting Dawn at her own party. Ugh. What a trashy, classes lapdancer. And Tanya is so weak and vapid. I can't believe she's a life coach. I don't view Ampika as the voice of the audience. I think she's a huge mess. She's single, constantly looking for a rich old man to take care of her behind closed doors, ditched Mark, has her son and buts into Lauren's marriage. I think she brings a lot to the show, but common sense isn't it. Lauren's marriage is nobody's business but her own. I don't like that Ampika spoke to Paul. That was wrong. And it was wrong for her to scold Lauren. Next week's finale looks great. Everyone's at war!

OC What a disgusting episode. What a disgusting season. What a disgusting group of women. Meghan crying about Leanne being dead is so disgusting. Thank goodness Leanne is dead to not hear her name be dragged out of Meghan's stupid mouth. I can't stand that Meghan insinuated she was aiming to return. NO! She's the WORST. Heather is terrible. She gets so righteous at these reunions it makes me sick. You know a reunion is screwed when Tamra is the second most likeable person on the couches. The between shooting moment with Vicki was actually quite nice and real. The tears - we know they're fake. They always are. Shannon is a petty bitch. No wonder David had an affair. I hope he has another one. He deserves to be free of this awful bitch. She thinks it's ALL about her. What an awful cow. Shannon didn't want to talk about David's affair? Shannon rode the affair storyline harder than David's mistress rode him. Vicki was a Xanax fuelled martyr. Taking some medication to calm herself was the wisest decision. I wish her so well. She was perfectly shady when she said something to each of the women except Meghan. But they didn't end this reunion with a Whooohoooo. Congratulations OC/Bravo producers. You ruined the franchise. Hell, even Andy was trying to cool things down and protect Vicki when he's usually the biggest pot stirrer of them all. The only way to redeem this franchise is to have Vicki return and have Shannon fall and fall HARD.

I can't wait to see these hot messes again. VR is the perfect show after a long day of work to remind yourself why your decisions are better than their decisions.

Dame Joan made a splash at the Royal premiere of 007's latest outing in 'Spectre' looking every bit the glamorous Bond Girl at 82...

Cheshire Totally agree. 100% the way Magali has handled these invitations reflects really poorly on her and makes her look like a petty bitch. She's taken far too much delight in withholding invitations - she really isn't that important. Bridezilla is not a good look on her. Leanne's fashion show. Good lord, that jumpsuit she was in could not have made her look fatter. The clothes, all 4 outfits of them, looked like sweatpants and a few neon coloured tank tops - that was it? What a fail. How young must Tanya have been for her daughter to appear to be well into her early teens?! She is such a dumbass acting like she couldn't help herself from speaking about Magali's wedding to Dawn. What an immature moron. Love Lauren as always. She makes every one of her scenes worth watching. "He'd be a great shag." She should not have done that tattoo without telling Paul, he looked genuinely upset. Dawn didn't feature much on her own this episode, but she is coming off more likeable as the season goes on. Ampika is one of those women who will always be single. She's a tease and doesn't want to be serious with anyone. OC Heather annoys me. She gets mad about this crap 6 months after the fact, so none of it is sincere. If Shannon returns next season she's going to take a MAJOR fall, the woman is practically cracking at the seams. Tamra was irrelevant this episode. Jim Edmonds does not seem to be in love with Meghan, he seemed much more interested in Andy whose clearly smitten with Jim. Vicki seemed like she was either wasted or took a Xanax during the reunion. She had ZERO f*cks to give during the reunion. Not one of the women has gotten a rise out of her. I find Briana incredibly inappropriate. She has no respect for Vicki at all. No sense of boundaries. She's acting like she controls Vicki and Vicki needs her approval. And I call bullsh*t on her making "six figures" as an ER nurse in Oklahoma. That's crap. I can't believe that. And yes she does lean on Vicki for financial support - she accepted a free car from her! NJ - Teresa Checks In I have up on NJ a few seasons ago, it got too ugly, but these three episodes were great. Melissa Gorga is AWFUL. What a self serving bitch.

Well paid cameos certainly are a step down for Ms. Leakes. I hope she pays off her mortgage.

Kristin was useless. BYE!

Caroline Fleming is a bitch. A nasty bitch. She sees things how she wants to see them. Marissa didn't go to her sister and tell her - her sister asked Marissa! It's a very different thing. Julie is so goddman neurotic. To quote Ramona Singer: "Taaaaake a Xanax, caaaaalm DOWWWN!" I'm liking Caroline Stanbury more and more. She's stressed, trying to handle it, her business is a disaster, her husband seems like a gem, she seems to have a sense of humour and she has an iciness I dig. So much better than season one. Marissa never should have apologized to Caroline Fleming. I only wish she'd shot Caroline Fleming on the hunt. Juliet is a huge kiss ass and is a total fake. I am surprised she would dare to say that Marissa is trying to 'make it' in British society - there is no bigger social climbing Anglophile fake than Juliet. Love Sophie Stanbury. She's the Patsy to Caroline's Edina of Absolutely Fabulous I'm surprised Annabelle was so humourless about the cougar thing. Get a sense of humour. It was crazy to see her walk away with those pheasants dangling off of her!

A 4 week run in a Broadway show is certainly respectable for Nene. But the decline in her income must sting.

RH of Cheshire Lauren is a riot. I don't know why anyone is critical of how she was at Magali's dress fitting session: she was RIGHT. That dress did make her arms look fat. And Magali knows who Lauren is, she knows she'll stick her foot in her mouth regularly, but she took her because she's honest, come what may. Ampika was beautiful with less makeup and a softer look when she arrived for the calendar shoot: she gave it to Nick and Royston, those two tired wax faced bitches. I love how she interjected when they were talking about her. That's a badass right there. Magali looked beautiful in that final dress selection and she seems to have built a beautiful family with Dean and her sons. I would say the same for Dawn. She has a great rapport with Ashley and their children. It is so middle class and so telling of them that they sent one of their children to boarding school and Ashley praised how she speaks beautifully (ie: Southern English and posh) while Dawn sounds like she "stepped off of Corrie"...that was a great line. Leanne and Tanya - whoever would have figured that Leanne would be the common sense mother? I was shocked. Tanya is just hopeless. But I think the show would miss her lame ass. But they're basically one character in two bodies. RH of OC What a boring reunion. All of those heifers were coming at Vicki and it was just pathetic to watch. She kept her cool very well. Not one of them threw her. Heather acting like some high class ambassador who finally gets to speak out of turn, what a bitch. Heather calling Tamra an 'exemplary mother' had my eyes roll. Shannon strikes me as someone with an eating disorder. She is so obsessed with food. Maybe it's just her neurotic personality. Who knows. I don't. Meghan is such an annoying bitch. She's so high on herself and so immature and dumb. FIRE HER! Tamra, turn on the faucets and let the waterworks flow. Bullsh*t. She wasn't even prompted, she brought up her crap with her daughter all on her own for a play for sympathy. Classic Tamra. Her daughter IS 17, she DOES get to choose who she lives with. That's the LAW. Tamra shouldn't have conducted her divorce like it was common warfare with Simon. This is what happens when families are brutal with each other in divorce. Alexis's email knocked the wind out of her, she didn't have a great comeback at all, it was a solidly damning email. Andy must be the only one whose enjoyed watching this season. It's been a chore for me. The music cues added to this particular reunion tried to amp up Meghan and Tamra. Nice try, Bravo.

Julie Montagu is so annoying. It's exhausting how neurotic she is and how fixated she is on Maperton. Just open it up for filming, open a wedding venue and get a gift shop open - problem solved. Juliet is as bad as ever. She's so cloying and tacky. She's exactly what British people make fun of Americans for. She's the stereotypical loud, brash, dumb American. Marissa is likeable. At least, I happen to like her. She's working hard, has her kids, keeps her husband happy and lives a nice life and can have a laugh. It sounds like Top Dog is doing alright and growing. Caroline Fleming is annoying as hell, humourless and pretentious. And she has a horrible laugh. I don't see how she can be offended at being called a cougar? She IS a cougar. That she thought anyone was implying she likes little boys shows what an idiot she is. What a drama queen whose clearly too high on herself to realize she's suffering from oxygen deprivation. Annabelle and her books...I don't care, does anyone? It's weird how I'm seeing such a sympathetic side to Caroline Stanbury. Her business is collapsing and she's under a lot of pressure. Her children are adorable and clearly adore her. Sophie is always a riot. She's the Special Guest Star of this show.

Cheshire Loved this episode, as I have loved this entire season so far. The international editions of the franchise really hit the right note between drama and fun and glamour. Lauren's tell all book will be hilarious as she is just totally out to lunch and hilarious about decorum. That husband of hers, Paul, is such a gem, he found someone he's crazy about and the two of them clicked together like fish and chips. I loved that in her VT she said that the calendar photos looked like sh*t. That made me howl. She was absolutely right and I love how blunt that wisdom was. Does anyone actually think Leanne's clothing line will succeed? I know I don't. The UK is one of the most fashionable countries in the world with access to incredible, stylish clothes, at very inexpensive prices. The market doesn't need Leanne's crap. The show doesn't need Leanne. Speaking of useless objects, Tanya continues to leave me unimpressed. She doesn't have a storyline, whines about her kids and has an assistant for no apparent reason. Ampika...well she didn't get up to much this episode, but I look forward to next episode, I want to see her go IN on Nick and Royston, those bitches. Magali and Dean, now there's a love match. Adorable. Dawn has grown on me. She's gobby, she's brash, she isn't a bad gal. And it's undeniable the show would be more boring without her. Next week looks dramatic!

OC All I can say is thank goodness this season is over and it ended with The Guitar Music. I don't like how the women came for Vicki like a witch hunt. Heather, Meghan and Shannon should be ashamed of themselves. They took a storm in a teacup and made everything having to do with Brooks a huge, messy, nasty, issue. It was just an ugly season to watch/endure. Every last one of us should get a medal. Heather, particularly, is a sh*t stirrer for no reason, she should focus on her mansion - it wouldn't be over budget and behind schedule if she paid attention to it. Shannon hasn't sold me one iota about her crap marriage. They'll be divorced one of these days. Bank on it. And she'll be headed to rehab. She's gone from victim to Queen Bee in a single season. And that won't last. She'll come crashing down next season. It is inevitable. Meghan is a psycho. Nothing more needs to be said about her. I wish Jimmy well when he finally escapes her. Tamra hasn't sold me on being saved. She's the same she's always been. None of her behaviour changes what she's done and who she will always be. Vicki has dealt with a lot this season. Do I think she's totally innocent? No. Of course not. That said, she is the tentpole of this franchise, it's OVER without her. And I have to give her brother's girlfriend, Rhonda, a shout out for decimating Shannon with a single comeback. Shannon was just destroyed by Rhonda.