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This should have been the final. The shotmaking is UNREAL.

This match is 🍿

Oy. Novak really effed up trying to serve out this third set…

Things have definitely gotten a bit more interesting…

He’s playing a little better after getting on the board at 1-5. Saving a couple of set points. Just broke Rafa, who was serving for the set.

@ChitHappensjust rewatch last year’s final on YouTube, and you’ll get the general idea. You’re not missing much at the moment. Novak actually started well and made some poor choices to get broken. Since then it’s been one-way traffic.

I can’t with Novak with these dropshots and Djokosmashes. It’s like he’s learned nothing from last year’s blowout.

No, currently Nadal just dug out of a marathon opening service game.

Mishael Morgan is carrying this entire soap IMO. She’s the only person right now with any spark. Whatever they’re paying her isn’t enough.

I think it’s gonna air on NBC in a few! I mean…

Tsitsipas is doing everything in his power to lose, and Zverev won’t let him. @Soapsuds Yeah I saw that! It’s funny: there are all these grass tournament happening. It’s like everyone has already moved on from the French.

That guy’s actually from Thailand, my bad. But he’s a great follow: https://instagram.com/kaiser.arms?utm_medium=copy_link

LOL at Zverev’s mishit dropshot-smash winner at the net. Zverev got pissed about that call and started playing slightly better. Stef is also imploding a bit.

From NYC 🇺🇸

Once the nerves settled, that became quite entertaining. Krejcikova vs Pavlyuchenkova. Who had that penciled in as the final? I’m sure NBC won’t be pleased, but a surprise Slam champion is fun. Pavs would be sort of like a Flavia Pennetta story.

Oof. Paris doesn’t want to be playing around with Quinn.

This Sakkari/Krejcikova match is error-ridden garbage.

From Isle of Man 🇮🇲

Jessica Chastain wants that Oscar, y’all.

The French crowd: louder and drunker than ever. Berrettini stepped his p*ssy up in the third while Djokovic faded. Seeing a lot more variety from Matteo.

I hope so! I’m sure they do. Reminds me of Office Space… Can we just keep Sonny this way for a while… or permanently like they’ve done with Jason? Good seizure acting from Swickard.

Lucky. Now I wanna sledgehammer a bunch of old electronic equipment set to some royalty-free grrrl rock.

Ha. I got Spinelli. I guess his hacking skills might come in handy, cuz if brute force is required, go ahead and draft my death certificate.

LOL. I love it when the dialogue on this show gets so hilariously expository. They spell every little thing out.

Capriati and Vika did in Melbourne, but yeah it’s rare (and both of them were on tour a lot longer). I was rooting for her to beat the odds, though.