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🥰 Sprina baby! 🥰

I also forget that Justin and Bonnie are on the show until they make their monthly appearance. I don't get why they haven't made her Adrienne yet, lol.

I just hate that every Ben/Ciara scene is them naked and making out/having sex. It's all they do. There is zero story here. All they do is f-ck.

Me when Calista is on.

It's a shame because we have a lot of hot guys on the show now. Remember the one year where they had Spinelli, Max, and Michael (who looked like a baby at the time) stripping? Lord, lol, those were sad times. Now we have Chase, Brando, Curtis, Shawn, Dante. They could throw in Brooklyn's bodyguard or something too 😂 We should have women lining up to get a lap dance from Chase at the Nurses Ball. 🤣

I wish but Spencer doesn't seem to be allowed to have scenes without Esme present anymore. She's like a barnacle stuck to him. But Esme/Ava scenes should be interesting.

No follow up with Trina and Esme... ugh. Why in the world is Jason having a bachelor party? This man is 50 and has been married multiple times. And it was just Spinelli and Michael 🥴 Jason looked depressed the whole time. Of course we had to get a line about how this bachelor party is what Sonny would have wanted. Was KeMo even awake in her scene with Burton? The chairs at Curtis's bar look really uncomfortable, lol. Jason's party was sooo freaking lame with the Joey Novak drama. I laughed out loud when that little dweeb Spinelli punched him. Are you kidding me? Again... why is Carly having a bachelorette party?! This is like her 20th marriage. Not to mention the guest list was pathetic and kind of showed that Carly has no friends, especially not her age. Sasha and Willow, really? So Jason and Carly's wedding is "tomorrow"/September 17th. This is going to be one long-ass day in Port Charles. Brando's secret side job as a stripper was a pretty funny twist. Also a good use of the actor's talents, LOL. Bobbie and Olivia were loving it, ha. So was Joss. Brando and Sasha don't really have a story so they should do more with him being a stripper. Imagine Gladys finding out. 😂 Sam is so much more awake with Dante. She wants him to be a stripper too 😁 Chase has been off work for a long time and is probably hurting for money. I think he needs a side gig too... 😍

Jax is so irrelevant that he won't even need an exit story.

Ben and Ciara have zero story yet they promote this trash couple every damn week. And why are they promoting the Calista mess LOL

Time to have useless Jaxass be a casualty of the mob war.

Johnny Whacker aka Hot Brando strips in today's episode?! Today's episode looked disappointing from the preview but suddenly I'm excited to get home and watch...

I love that Scotty and Leisl are getting some airtime and story. I loved when Scotty woke up today and the first word's out of his mouth were "my schnitzel." 🥰 They're just too cute even when they're not in the same scene. I also enjoy Scott and Britt bonding. They really hired Charles S. to play Victor lol. Big shock that Elmo, who apparently is now glued to Spencer's hip and must be in every scene with him, wants Spencer to make amends with Nik now that he's been cut off financially. She wants that room at Wyndemere too. I can't wait until we find out what the deal really is with Esme/Spencer because he doesn't look even remotely interested in her. He looks annoyed AF with her. Jax really called Trina about the sauce, lol. I wonder if Jax will crash Jarly's wedding at the last second and try to stop it by claiming that Sonny is alive. Carly of course will think he's just going to extreme lengths to stop the wedding and will be pissed at him. Could be interesting, but this is assuming that Sonny himself doesn't show up at the wedding, which would obviously be way better. I'm just glad that something is actually happening with this story and that Jax is doing something besides whining about Joss's safety. Ingo kind of sounds like he has a cold this week 🤧 😮 I love Ava and Trina's relationship. Trina is Ava's honorary daughter 🥰 Even Ava calls Enema E. coli Elmo Esme "what's her name" 😂 Are Jason and Carly really having bachelor/bachelorette parties in the previews for tomorrow? 🥴

Oh to be a fly on the wall when NLG had to film these scenes with Ingo...

Elmo Esme Chamberlain has a nice ring to it 😛

Her name is Enema! 😂 Also, can somehow explain to me how Peter ends up at the spa prison with Alexis? Give me a break.

I read that the actress who plays Eggo has some training in stunts and stage combat, so I want a good fight between her and Trina during November sweeps lol.

I'm not particularly interested in Elmo herself - she seems like a generic soap psycho - but I am interested in the scenes and story she'll bring for my Spencer and Trina. 🥰 Trina going off on Eczema in front of Spencer? Yaaas.

I know. I mean it's totally fair if the man finally wants to retire at age 96, but doing anything to Doug will be so hard to watch.

Gladys is hilarious! She's the only thing that makes Jason/Carly AND Brando/Sasha interesting. I laugh whenever she talks about how close she and Sonny were. I actually laughed out loud when she told Novak that Jason was playing "slap and tickle" with Britt. I also loved her announcing that she's coming to the wedding as a plus one. The actress is fantastic. Knowing GH she'll be the casualty of this mob war instead of Jax. I loved the stuff with Jason and Britt on the run but I can't even get excited about their scenes at this point. It's the same scene over and over with them. Just like it's the same scene every time Jason and Carly are on. LOL at Britt ditching her date after two seconds. Was that little Sam from OLTL playing the boy scout today? He's so grown up! I'm so tired of hearing about Sonny's sauce. Is the sauce really going to be how people find out he's alive 😂

Looking forward to Trina/Elmo/Spencer and Chase/BLQ.

Yeah, and Liz was struggling to warm up in August, lol. 😄

Cynthia Watros is fabulous. I can't even imagine how unwatchable these scenes would be with Stafford. Lawd, imagine MS in these scenes with Julliard's finest...

Liz looked amazing yesterday, but I hope Finn gets eaten by a bear and Liz turns to Chase for comfort. 🤣

OMG, Philip is so damn annoying. Why did they even bring him back just to be annoying and creepy? The writers must want us to hate him. And his hair is god awful. I have zero interest in Philip/Chloe/Brady. I don't want Chloe with either one of these losers. Brady jumping from woman to woman is so old. LOL at Chloe going to bed with a full face of makeup on. Johnny/Chanel/Allie, however, is an awesome triangle (okay I know it's really a quad... sorry Tripp). This is the first triangle on a soap in forever where I actually really like both possible pairings. I love Allie and Chanel's chemistry and potential but now I'm also really loving Chanel with Johnny. I just love how flirty they are! Allie is so jealous. I did like the Ava/Tripp scenes. Good to see Ava out of Rafe's kitchen and with her son. Ben and Ciara don't have a storyline, yet they seem to be on my screen all the time. What's up with that? And I hate to say it but I agree with what everyone was saying about Gwen. The actress is fantastic and I was loving Gwen for awhile, but now she just kind of feels directionless. It's weird that we have her around but not Abby (I get that MM had a baby), Jen, JJ... I love Xander/PT but even I'm not interested in Gwen and Xander being paired. Them dealing with the drug stuff and Snyder was fun but I'm not here for a real pairing with them.

No wonder I've been so damn bored this year! 🥰