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https://twitter.com/ghjojo/status/1430624409010724868?s=20https://twitter.com/ghjojo/status/1430624409010724868?s=20 Man he's bad. LOL. Listen to that delivery at the beginning and end of the clip (the voice over bit in the middle is from Steve and Bradford's podcast that they did with Nick Chavez). Seriously, what is he doing?

Valentin looked sexy wearing that baby bjorn (or whatever they're called). Fatherhood is a great look on him. I used to hate Valentin but the character has done a total 180 now that he's out of Nina's orbit. Esme constantly saying "Spence" and now "Treen" is so grating, but I guess that's the point. Lol, Esme is yammering on about something and Spencer is just looking at Trina like the heart eyes emoji. He doesn't look interested in his sister Esme at all. Ah, Esme's claws are starting to come out now that she suspects Trina likes Spencer. And uh oh, she doesn't like that Trina "knows too much." Trina, sleep with one eye open! Is Spencer going to enroll in college so he can see Trina 😂 The actress playing Esme seems decent, hopefully she'll be an entertaining psycho when that time inevitably comes. Like Nelle. I couldn't stand her but the actress was great. Poor Cam having to sit through that dinner with Snarly and Jaxass lol. I love how often they bring up Joss's corn costume. Wes Ramsey's classically trained acting continues to be awful. He's like a cartoon villain and it's not good. I can't believe they film these scenes and are like, "Yeah, that was good."

The reveal was underwhelming for sure. Willow says that she and Michael are in love and Chase is just like "I know." Where's the drama?

All they do is make out in bed. It's so stupid. I was happy to not have to fast forward today. Chanel has really been a great addition to the show. I love her chemistry and potential with Allie, and now Johnny too. I want to see the twins fighting over her!

I usually love Britt's wardrobe but that outfit was horrible today. She really did look like a nun. Carly and Jason keep having the same conversation about the wedding and it's so boring. Remember a couple months ago when we had Jason and Britt and it was fresh and interesting? Wes Ramsey says he's humbled by the positive responses to his return. 🧐 What positive responses? Though I will say that Peter seeing Nina was at least surprising. Are things finally happening with this story? Angry Chase 😍 Mildew finally confessed and now Chase can be FREE! Free this man of these two! Let him go on the rebound by banging every woman in town. 😍

I'll be honest, it took me a second to realize who Leo was when he popped up today. Kind of bizarre that they'd put him in a scene with Dante and Sam and remind the viewers that those two share Leo as a sibling but are dating. 😂 And Leo wouldn't say hi to Sam for some reason. Then Olivia took him to the hospital for essentially a paper cut? What? It was all so weird. And Howarth's ponytail is getting worse by the day. The Valentin/Anna/Sam scenes were all five seconds long and it was really annoying. Michael and his one facial expression telling Willow that she's not a selfish, horrible coward... STFU Michael, yes she is. Chad Duell is soooo one note. Angry Chase is the hottest man on the show.

I'm only 12 minutes into today's episode but I'm having so much fun watching these Johnny/Chanel/Paulina scenes. Johnny's only been back for a few days but his return is the best part of the show. Edit: OMG, Paulina is asking Johnny if he's fluid. This is great.

We knew it was coming, but I still groaned out loud when a certain classically trained actor showed up at the end of today's episode...

I love Soapsuds' thirst to be honest. 😂

All Ava does is cook for Rafe. It's unfortunate. They need to have her causing trouble, not playing house with Rafe.

I know I saw some people on Twitter wishing that Esme was Emma (or that she'd still somehow turn out to be Emma). I'd rather not have Emma be a car torching psycho, lol. She can come back in a couple years to shake things up though. The GH teen scene has suddenly become the most interesting thing on soaps. The adult characters need to step it up! A kid who's never acted until two months ago and his 18-year-old costars shouldn't be stealing the show, lol.

Zack Tinker probably won't even have a speaking line. He'll just be in the background of someone else's scene. 😂

I'm excited for Xander/EJ scenes. Philip really needs a new hairstyle. Badly. At least we're finally seeing Kate.

Ingo finally got himself trending on Twitter, but not because anyone cares about Jaxass. 🤣 If GH wants us to believe that this current mob war is so dangerous, there needs to be a casualty. I nominate Jax. The fallout of his death would create far more drama than him being on the show ever does.

Yes, he referred to himself as a "clueless cuckold" and it made me laugh.

They could can Ingo and just reuse old Jax scenes and nobody would even notice. He's been having the same one scene with Carly about Josslyn's safety for months now. Or he could just disappear without an explanation... I doubt anyone would notice that either, since it would affect nothing!

He was essentially being punished for his comments about Wes Ramsey/Peter.

Fabulous news. It was ridiculous that he was in "timeout" to begin with.

I agree. I like Lucas Adams and Tripp is a good guy, and we always need one of those on the show. He's not the most exciting character in the quad but I don't mind him at all. I wouldn't mind if he had a bit more of an edge. I don't need him holding a knife to Kayla's throat again but have him do something besides be a doting boyfriend/uncle who's working hard to become a doctor. Good guy but not super interesting at the moment. I wouldn't mind all four of them ending up in bed together if not for the "twincest" factor, not that it would ever happen anyway lol.

I watched last week's episodes all in one sitting and it was so quick because I FFed through all their scenes. I wish they'd just leave because then I wouldn't fast forward anything on the show. And I fast forwarded this wedding of course but I think a small one was appropriate. They just had a huge wedding a year ago. No need to do another big one for them. For real. Ben/Ciara/Claire is bland, bland, bland. This quad is so much better. Tripp is the weak link here - he's not bad, he just doesn't have as much of a personality as the others. Chanel is a ton of fun and Johnny is super thirsty which is entertaining. I've always liked Allie and the actress who plays her. Tripp is... nice. 😂

Ewwwwwww. Hopefully a really short contract 🤣 How many contract characters can this show have? Lordy.

Man... Easton is on his fourth character. They don't care. 🤣

It's well known that I loathe Ben and Ciara but I say this objectively. It is time for them to be written off. I don't see what storyline potential there is for these two at this point. They're married, they're happy, and nobody objects to them being together. Two of the people in their age group that they interact with, Theo and Claire, just got written off. Ben has no connections to the canvas and obviously Ciara is related to everyone, but a lot of her more major connections like Bo, Hope, and even Claire now are gone. They don't even have jobs that could give them any sort of purpose. I just don't see where they go from here. Are we going to see them being happy in bed every day? Because that's boring. The best option seems to be writing them off and giving them their happily ever after. Even as a huge hater, I'd be totally fine with that because it means they're not on my screen any more. They can pop in for holidays or something. But there's no storyline for them. It's time to cut them loose. I loved the Johnny/Allie scenes. I think I'm sold on this actor. Loved the sibling chemistry! Johnny doesn't like Ben. YES! Chanel popping up at the end of the episode was random but I'm not mad. Johnny wants to sample Chanel's sweet bits. OMG. Settle down Johnny! I can't with him. 😂 These two are fun. I also enjoyed EJ/Nicole. I'd much rather watch Nicole chatting with EJ than feeding macaroni and cheese to Rafe.

Laura and Kevin are not here for Spencer's girlfriend. What's her name? Eczema? Enema? 😂 Laura just refers to her as "your friend." Hahaha. They look like siblings and have negative chemistry, but I don't think we're supposed to like them together anyway. Spencer doesn't want to live with Esme. Homeboy knows he'll have to sleep with one eye open if he does that. He was planning on offering her a room at Wyndemere. Was he going to do this before or after he started dating Trina? 😂 Booooy. Ha, no more money for Spencer. I really want to see him looking for a townie job. Spencer working at Kelly's with Cam would be funny as hell. They're not wasting any time letting us know that Eczema is cray-cray. She sure knows a LOT about Joss. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Spencer didn't actually tell her all that and she's doing some stalking of her own. And Joss and Cam are already suspicious of her. They might as well have a banner going across the screen that says "Esme is a psycho." She sure seems clingy and obsessed with "Spence" (gag). Spencer, I caught you looking Queen Trina up and down before glancing in Enema's direction. You ain't slick. 😂 I want Joss to drag his ass for hurting Trina. She's Carly's daughter, let's put how annoying she is to good use lol. I'm also laughing at the idea that Esme was going to be "sightseeing" in Port Charles. What is there to look at? The docks where everyone gets murdered? 🤨 Has Martin always walked with a limp and I just never noticed? Did MEK hurt himself? Why is he hitting on Anna? LOL. She did look fabulous at the pool. Mike and Nina felt so out of place today. How does the Tan-O stay in business? They're never open. When's the last time they had a customer? Oh lord, Mike has a flashback but thinks it's a vision of the future. I can't. I will say that Maxie showing up at the end was a genuine surprise. Oh. It's a Mildew day. I enjoy Chase making Wallow feel guilty. Make her suffer, Chase! I LOVED the ending with Brooklynn making herself at home in Chase's wheelchair. Yaaas. Can't wait for their scenes on Monday.

That will be hella awkward when Johnny realizes the other girl is his twin... almost as awkward as Tripp saying ILY while Allie blankly stares at him 😂