Hmm, I actually didn't mind today's episode at all, except for the huge and obese obvious.
Malachy/Mercedes, Jasmine/Bart/Mitzeee kept me interested enough. Just to be clear, Mitzeee and her mother said Heidi stole Carl, yes and not some random bloke? It's kind of gross that Mitzeee would want to go anywhere near him, but I'm happy it's for selfish reasons and not because she's actually obsessed with him. Plus, this whole 'secret' or whatever gets revealed soon so I can stomach it.
I hope they don't kill Malachy at all. I really hope Marquess starts to make Merci a little more pleasant instead of just a shrew 24/7.
Rhys likes Star Wars? Ew, what a turn off.