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Ryan (song)

This is a parody of the song "Maria" from The Sound of Music. Enjoy!

He climbs a weenie and scrapes his knee

His dress he likes to wear

He waltzes on out of the competition

And whistles in the lair

And underneath his three bre@st shaped dimple

He has curlers in his hair

I even heard him singing in the mental hospital

He's always late for medication

and his penitence is never real

He's always late for everything

Except for every germ infested meal

I am glad to have to say it

But I definitely and superbly feel

Ryan's definitely an asset to the hospital

I'd like to say a word in his behalf

Ryan. because of his stupidity, makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Ryan?

How do you catch an idiot and kill it?

How do you find a word that means Stupid Ryan?

A Dynamite Kiddo! A whippity dock! A gun hit!

Many an insult you know you'd like to tell him

Many a thing he ought to understand

But how do you not make him stay

And listen to you say go away

How do you keep an a$$ out of the band

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Ryan?

How do you hold a gun to shoot him in your hand?

When I'm with him I'm definitely confused

Out of focus and not amused

And I never know exactly who I am

Predictable as leather

He's as useless as a feather

He's a dope! He's not a God! He's a moron!

He would annoy and outpester any pest

Scare a bird with bug eyes from its nest

He could throw Roseanne into a whirl

He is lazy! He is riled!

He is pasty! He is a child!

He is a headache! He is Satan!

He is like a girl!

How do you solve a problem like Ryan?

How do you catch an idiot and kill it?

How do you find a word that means Stupid Ryan?

A Dynamite Kiddo! A whippity dock! A gun hit!

Many an insult you know you'd like to tell him

Many a thing he ought to understand

But how do you not make him stay

And listen to you say go away

How do you keep an a$$ out of the band

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Ryan?

How do you hold a gun to shoot him in your hand?

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I hate that apologies song now. :lol: Whats up with them playing the same song. Could they have at least played apologize by one republic, that applies to Jerica more that the other song.lol I loved jack finally getting a back bone, hopefully jerica will never reunite, they are awful for each other.

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Now, after hearing it so much I can name that song in about 10 seconds, but I still do not like it.

Greenly is stupid. Her attempt to stack boxes was capitol L-A-M-E. I would have been outta that place in about an hour.

I continue to tell my roommate that they will be down there for about 3 weeks, at least.

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Having that song air a FOURTH time in 2 weeks is RIDICULOUS (add the Desp Housewives airing and I'm even more annoyed) UGH Jesus.

I liked the Erica scnee sa lot--funny to compare to some of her breakup scenes from 20-30 years back (her denying the birth control pills to Tom in 79?) and you see she's still the same character at heart

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