Members DevotedToAMC Posted March 7, 2007 Members Share Posted March 7, 2007 *A parody of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet* Characters in the Play Rymeo-His holiness, Mr. I Know Everything, with quite a knack for being a one-note bore Curry-His abusive father Lady Lavery Curry-Rymeo's mother who he imagined one day as his ex-wife the Green Butterfly thus pulling an Oedipus Rymeo Complex BenJonLio-Their kinsmen who tttttttalks like this Ja "me me me" Bram-A Montague servingman with no brain BalthaKane-Romeo's servingwoman Juliaet-The woman Ryan falls in love with at first sight, besides himself He "Holiness" ctor-Her annoying and sanctimonious father Lady Mama Crapulet-Her mother who does nothing but bake bread for those going through divorce and lives under a rock Nurse-Her name is Bobbie Spencer from Port Charles, NY and is a registered nurse. She just came out of the Martin attic to attend to Juliaet Tymbalt-kinsman to the Crapulets and son of the evil Jane Cox. He might as well die now Porn "A Man Duh" Duchio-Tymbalt's companion but also his sister and possibly a cousin to He "Holiness" ctor Sampsonite, GregMaddenOry, Pester-all servingmen to the Crapulets just because they have to be DimitriUs-Prince of Veronalley Noah-The Prince's kinsman and Juliaet's true suitor LeoCutio-The Prince's kinsman and Romeo's friend Noah's page-The voodoo woman from Jamaica Friar Hunter-Balthakane's ex lover (one of many) Friar JLoHon-No comment Apothecary-I believe his name is Garret Williams Three or four citizens (Maria, Anita, Rosa) Three Musicians (Cameron Diaz/Justin Timberlake/BritneySpears) Three Watchmen (Zach, Ethan, and anyone else with a good aim) Chorus-The Chandlers, The Cranes, The Forresters, The Carringtons, The Ewings, The Martins, The Cortlandts, The Buchanans, The Lords, The Quartermaines, The Cassadines, The Ryans, The Newmans and basically any major soap family with members who are not annoying The Tragedy of Rymeo and Juliat *The ProRyanLogue* [Enter] Chorus Two households, both alike in stupidity and infidelity {In fair Veronalley, where we lay a scene where Ryan can never get a lay) From ancient history break to new hypocrisy, Where Dynamite Kiddo blood makes civil hands dirty and nasty From forth the fatal laid-ns of these two foes A pair of star-crossed lovers hopefully take Rymeo’s life; Whose misadventured and hideous days at the beach overthrows Doth with Rymeo’s death bury their parents’ strife. The fearful passage of Rymeo and Juliaet’s coma inducing love And the continuance of their boring parents’ rage, Which, but two children’s end, Dddddddddumbo could naught remove, Is now the many long hours’ traffic of our stage; The which, if you with patient ears could possibly attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to not care to mend. Works cited Mowat, Werstine. Romeo and Juliet. New York. Washington Square Press. 1992. pp 3-7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pine Charles Posted March 7, 2007 Members Share Posted March 7, 2007 Well......it would be interesting to see Ryan in tights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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