B&B Spoof: What if Alexandria revealed the "truth" to Hope?

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I'm really impressed with the kids(actresses playing Hope/Alexandria) after the end of yesterday's episode. I mean, they've already got more acting talent put together than Supporting Actress Emmy Hopeful, Ashley Jones(Bridget).

In honor of that scene, it got the gears rolling...what if Hope/Alexandria had other scenes where family truths were revealed?

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(Hope and Alexandria are coloring in their coloring books.)

Alexandria: Grandma told me something.

Hope: What?

Alexandria: Your mother sleeps around.

Hope: No she doesn't.

Alexandria: Yes she does. Grandma said it to Grandpa. I heard it. She's been with everyone including my daddy!

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(Hope and Alexandria are coloring in their books.)

Alexandria: Someone told me something.

Hope: What?

Alexandria: That you don't have a daddy.

Hope: Yes I do.

Alexandria: No you don't.

Hope: Yes I do. I have two.

Alexandria: My friend's mom reads the tabloids. They say they don't know who your dad is.

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(Hope and Alexandria are coloring in their books)

Alexandria: Taylor told me something.

Hope: What?

Alexandria: That your mom dresses like trash.

Hope: No she doesn't

Alexandria: Yes she does.

Hope: No she doesn't.

Alexandria: It's true. Taylor said we shouldn't be friends because your mommy's private parts are always hanging out.

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LOL. Surely, I wasn't the ONLY one who found yesterday's cliffhanger funny, in that camptastic B&B fashion?!

And man, is Hope just like her mother or what?

[nassaunew]

LOL, yeah, it was funny. Alexandria is such a beautiful little girl - so is Hope. Hope is definitely going to be like grandma Stephanie!