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@Cheap21, now you know that Shamea probably showed out and spilled all at the reunion b/c she loathes Phaedra and thirsts for a peach. I hope she brought it like Marlo did at the s4 reunion.

@Cheap21 @Taoboi @Mr. Vixen @Cat @DaytimeFan @Chris B @Gray Bunny @Antoyne, looks like Shamea was at the reunion... This reunion is gonna be a hot ass mess.

RHOCheshire s5e1 (watch here): For once, I didn't find Dawn annoying. I thought it was refreshing to see her not play the victim. However, I question this newfound friendship she has with Stacey. I just find it to be very fake on both ends. Ampika and Lauren's date scene was hilarious and cute. I cackled when the two ditched those lame duds at the table. I'd rather be by myself than have to sit across from uncouth trolls they went on dates with. Ester is a call girl/mail order bride. A common Eastern European wh*re (a la Melania Trump, who is from the Czech Republic too might I add). Nobody can tell me no different. She screams streetwalker, and I don't find her endearing. Also, for someone that is 32, she looks like she's lived a hard a** life. That aside, I did find the house she & her hubby purchased as gorgeous. I just hate they are gonna destroy the classic interior with something that'll be gaudy and stupid. Ester & her husband hitting on Stacey and Marc was gross too. Who does that? Oh yeah, swingers do. Ester is just trash. I am interested to see where this Leanne v. Dawn mess goes. I think Dawn might come out on top, as she's plays her cards well. At least Leanne doesn't have to worry about Ampika leaving her side. I bet Leanne wishes she would've remained nice to Magali. Kudos to production sending these women to Dubai for a cast trip even though I am sure they'll hit all the spots the ladies on BH and Melbourne did. Last but not least, why are they bring mole faced Misse back? I hate her and even though she is a 'friend' this season, she is not needed. I cannot wait for the episode where Ampika puts her ass in place and reminds her what her position is now. Take your ass back to Essex where and join TOWIE with your new beau. We don't want you back on RHOCheshire. Bye, girl.

Taglines this season: Ampika: When you are a diamond, you spot a fake a mile off. Ester: I'm a bubbly blond with a huge bombshell. Tanya: I may clown around, but I'm nobody's fool. Stacey: Be careful--this bouquet has thorns. Leanne: Honesty is the best policy. It's time for some home truths. Seema: In a town full of drama, I'm the voice of reason. Lauren: I don't mean to be rude. I just am. Dawn: In Cheshire, don't just look good, look the best.

I'm sick of this b-tch. If I hear her utter "own it" or "take responsibility" again, I am gonna f-cking scream!

I gave up. I tried but couldn't. I might watch their reunion, but I can't bare to watch them anymore. I find all 7 of them repulsing. Even Melissa who is the least offensive. I'm ready for Melbourne to come back. Thank God Cheshire returns later on today. I'm ready to sip this tea when it comes to Leanne and Dawn.

Sneak peek of next week: Tonight's episode was such a filler and not needed. Only thing interesting about it was Phaedra trying to help Kandi's ex-employee sue Kandi. Just further proves how low down and dirty she [Phaedra] is. I'm ready for these last 2 episodes to air.

They aren't friends, and Marlo will see it next season when she doesn't make an appearance. Once Nene returns, Marlo will be moot and she'll be p*ssed at Sheree once again.

Lucky you! Again, I'd give anything to see soaps from the 70s (outside of The Doctors, which is airing now, & RH, which I watched on SoapNet) b/c they seemed to be at their most daring during that time.

Did you get to see story too?

Yaaasss, @Cheap21! Nothing will top the Marlo v. Sheree fight. That fight still has to be the funniest fight in all of reality TV history.

Wasn't Stephanie Martin the one that was framed Nicole or something along the lines of that?

They don't. I remember that write up b/c that's what made me anxiously wanna watch the story with Nola Madison.

Oh OK. I've been speculating that she might've been campy, but I guess not. Was she one of the most lethal female murderesses in EON's history?

I've heard all about it, and Matt is a hot ass mess. This season has revealed that he truly is a hot ass mess.

So would you say that Elly Jo was a comical homicidal maniac?

OMG. I'd so love to see this story, and that scene you just mentioned. I've heard that Elly Jo was a bit of yokel like Opal. Is that true?

I guess b/c I loved Josie/Gary (even though they were a knockoff of Harley/Mallet on GL), that I liked Tim Gibbs. He wasn't bad for me. I thought the alcohol scenes when he got drunk and Josie locked his a** up (while looking for Felicia, his sponsor, who I think was humping John at the time) were good. He handled those scenes well. I just didn't care for him as Kevin on OLTL. I didn't mind RC's Lorna b/c I always took her as the more mature, refined Lorna compared to AC's rough and rigid Lorna. I do think that the one common factor that the writers did keep with both women was Lorna's insecurity, which led her to picking the wrong men. I think that AC just exuded it better. I think that RC had the ups though when it came to Lorna's sexuality.

I think John and Nadine still are married. I just know that he was supposedly used as a model for the popular Max Payne character.

Now you know Bethenny's haughty ass was not gonna do these videos.

Oh OK. Either way it is tragic. So much historical footage lost forever. But besides this story, I also wanted to the Elly Jo Jamison (I think that's her name) story too. From what I've read on that, it seemed like an interesting mystery too.

Oh yeah. Didn't AMC lose most of its library in a fire or was that another show?

I saw that. Tim Gibbs is another one, who I felt should've rode AW till the wheels fell off b/c he was garbage on OLTL too. Gary Sinclair WAS his defining role.