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Happy GOODBYE KYLE! Day!

LVP has opened the Vanderpump Cocktail Garden at Ceasar's Palace in Las Vegas. Former castmate Joyce was there to support. The only current cast member to attend was Camille. LVP says the rest were not invited: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/31/why-rhobh-cast-missed-opening-party-for-lisa-vanderpumps-vegas-venue/

These text messages are better than anything this current season of ATL has put out!

I second that! Thanks @Cheap21 for launching this amazing thread. I always look forward to everyone’s take on the episodes.

Yup. The women established and proved nothing. NOTHING. This Radar Online stuff is a joke. For one, LVP has been accused of that in the past with Adrienne Maloof to the point that the editor of Radar Online came out and said it wasn't LVP. Then you have that interview LVP gave to E! where the reporter talked about how she knew which cast member of the show sold stories and that it wasn't LVP. As LVP has said, she has several restaurants with celebrity patrons and none of them show up in the tabloids. Maintaining an aura of privacy and discretion is what keeps a restaurant in business in that circle. I cannot wait for "GOODBYE, KYLE!"...I need that bitch to go down. I otherwise enjoyed watching Denise's wedding and remember her dad for her show years ago. He seemed like a really lovely man. It was amusing to hear that Charlie had been invited, which shows why Denise is a good sport and can handle him. Rinna waving to the paparazzi was funny and that's the Rinna I enjoy. Interesting to see Patrick Muldoon show up.

I'm not saying it's already my iPhone homescreen but...

Agreed. It is Dynasty in name only. The original series holds up well season 2 - 4 (aka the early Joan years), while season 5 is a wild mess culminating in the Moldavian Massacre. Ultimately, the show is a total disaster. I'm just glad we got to see Joan on AHS to see where Alexis actually wound up (still in Nolan Miller costumes, naturally).

I just watched Nicollette's last episode and I'm disgusted. While I understand the practicalities for what they chose to do, the violence against the Alexis character shocked me and was incredibly awful. I won't be watching again.

Or did Teddi make it up out of thin air to justify why she did what she did. Speaking of riddles, how did the kill shelter know that it was a reality star who didn't want the dog? Didn't Lucy Lucy Apple Juice go to a "lovely woman and a lovely home" per Dorit? As I've said previously, my bet is the only lovely woman Dorit gave the dog to is called Shel(ly) Ter.

Kyle is the worst. Truly. And what's so pathetic about RHoBH is that they've got real world scandals going on between each of Dorit/PK, Mauricio, and Tom Girardi being sued for millions, while the debt collectors are banging on Dorit's doors. That, juxtaposed against their petty, glamorous lives, is what viewers want to see. Kyle hates LVP. She has since the first season when it became apparent that LVP was the star of the show, to Kyle's shock, and she's been after her ever since. Making friends with Brandi is no surprise, I'm sure she'd love to have her back, thinking it will keep LVP away. And maybe it will, but I don't think LVP is going to be overly concerned about it either way. In other news, did anyone else see that Teddi had tried to get her brother onto VPR and when he wasn't featured on the show, things...changed: https://allaboutthetea.com/2019/03/21/teddi-mellencamp-started-puppygate/

+1 to this point in particular. Sonja was at her very best in last night's episode. She wasn't letting Ramona say her heinous crap without getting told, in no uncertain terms, that she was wrong. Sonja has oftentimes demonstrated a warmth and fairness in her dealings with others that is admirable. She is loyal without being a sycophant.

+1 Wholeheartedly agree. I kept muttering "No, no, no" as I washed the evening's dishes while BH played. I cannot, for the life of me, understand how any of these women thought this was going to be riveting to watch - Kyle, Rinna, Teddi, Dorit, Erika - all of 'em circling the talk show circuit crowing about how LVP was going down. Teddi can't keep her story straight to save her life. She keeps changing details, big and small, all while crying as if anyone should really care. Kyle is fake as hell. She's happy to hear all of the women trash LVP. And the splits. Again? Sigh. She's quite predictable. Rinna can't help but insert herself into every single scene that involves trashing LVP. It isn't her fight and yet she's obsessed. It's interesting to see Camille say that LVP asked her to confront Taylor back in the day (wise given that Taylor wouldn't have listened to a word LVP said since her grifter ass was constantly on the defensive)...frankly Camille should be thanking LVP, she gave her an incredible pop culture moment with "We don't say it BUT NOW WE'VE SAID IT!" The best part of the episode was LVP in the back of the Rolls Royce blithely slamming Teddi while she powdered her face. Effortless fun to watch.

Count me in. I cannot wait and that trailer looked fresh and dramatic. Do we have an airdate? ATL was crap yesterday. Eva's hair was a disaster at her wedding.

Okay so I've been analyzing Ramona's face to figure out what the hell is going on with her nose. And here are my theories...it might be one or the other, or a combination of the two. 1. It's simply an unflattering camera angle. Ramona's nose has never been symmetrical (very few of us have symmetrical features) but the angle that Ramona's confessionals have been filmed in have usually favoured one side and have not been shot as low (a lot of the problem is that we're looking up to Ramona, and veritably up her nose). 2. Ramona may have had fillers in the past, and they're fading, leaving her true facial architecture on display. I think this is less likely, but it could be a contributing factor. Sonja does the "liquid nose job" which uses tiny amounts of filler to recontour the nose - and Ramona might as well, but might have let hers wear off too much and it's noticeable.

She's looking at 5 - 10 years, so I doubt it. Really, this is far too serious a crime to come back from career wise. And given the ridiculous aversion to reality about the lawsuits facing Dorit and PK, Mauricio and Tom Girardi, there's no way we'd get reality on Lori and her mess. Just in case it hadn't been posted, Mauricio has been sued again about that Malibu mansion: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/14/mauricio-umansky-husband-of-kyle-richards-sued-over-32m-mansion/

100% on both Dorinda and Ramona’s nose. I can’t for the life of me explain what’s happened to it.

I love that Ken had the receipts while Teddi had an edited screen shot. And yes. Everyone needs to refresh their memories about Dorit being chased around the pool by a furious Beverly Beach creditor. I recall the credit calls Dorit a "cheap bitch"...and whose right beside Dorit? Rinna. It's all too laughably gross. I truly hope LVP is done with Kyle. Kyle is unworthy of her friendship and appears loyal to no one.

RHOBH What was that? That was Teddi's smoking gun? What the hell? Firstly, Teddi's alleged evidence was a lone sliver of a text message from this John Blizzard character. And that isn't evidence - it's hearsay. Just because John Blizzard said LVP wanted Teddi to know doesn't make it so. And it's interesting that she took a sliver of a screenshot, rather than a page of text. I wonder why she'd want to redact something so heavily? Well, the text messages Ken had spoke volumes, didn't they? Pages of them. Pages that show that Teddi and John Blizzard were thick as thieves and that Teddi was all about making a moment on camera. Kyle was laying the groundwork for all of this earlier in the day a she prodded LVP to talk about Dorit and then later in the evening when Teddi asked Kyle if she'd spoken to LVP, it was clear they'd planned that conversation. The entire boat trip with Rinna saying "you did it for your children" was insane melodrama that nobody is buying. Dorit did the wrong thing. Period! Deliciously, LVP withheld from the pack of harridans otherwise known as Kyle, Rinna, Erika, Doritos and Teddi the very thing they wanted: a big fight...she just got up from that table and left. She robbed them of their moment. And that was great to see. Importantly, Camille really shone this episode, brimming with common sense. Denise was a bit of a non-event, but she also seems a bit bewildered at everything.

Yes. I’d missed a few episodes but tuned back in for this one and I wasn’t disappointed at all with it. Nene lost it. And I concur with @Cheap21 Team Marlo on this one and I don’t even like her.

A number of AW cast members, including Linda Dano, Anna Stuart, Anna Holbrook, Stephen Schnetzer and Amy Carlson got together for dinner to celebrate the life of Carmen Duncan:

I think it's totally fine to throw out the devil's advocate position that LVP would have had her employees say it on camera about Dorit so she could keep her hands clean of it. The point remains...Dorit was wrong! She had already returned one dog to Vanderpump Dogs, she knew the drill, she had seen the contract twice, and yet she still "gave it to a lovely woman" (ie: Shelly Ter)...it's bizarre to me that THIS is the hill these housewives chose to die on: blaming LVP for pointing out that Dorit was irresponsible and wrong. There is no excuse for what Dorit did. She did the wrong thing. Both Camille and Denise pointed it out and seemed bewildered at the whole thing. That's why this is all so foul. LVP's brother commits suicide and this is what Kyle and Rinna and Teddi think was worth attacking her over? This is the big scandal? Stupid. Too stupid for words.

@SFK @Cat @Mr. Vixen The promo for next Friday's episode of Hawaii Five-O in which Joan guest stars:

Exactly! It was KYLE who said it, not LVP. This has Kyle and Rinna's stink all over it. That said, I do understand some of the criticism of LVP and I too thought she was just dumb to bother with Erika. I understand LVP's point about the card...in her mind, or at least she wants the audience to think, she feels Erika is a better friend to her than that. But Erika isn't. She's never been LVP's friend. And LVP needs to get real. Erika is a cold, humourless, awful bitch. I love you guys!

The casting director is the same as The Crown...which is quite delicious. This has the makings of being a very well done limited series. And I just hope that Dame Joan and Jackie's Estate were well compensated for selling the life rights to their life story.

Even simpler than that: Dorit is the one in the wrong. She's the one who ditched the dog in breach of the adoption agreement after ditching a prior dog back to Vanderpump Dogs. How did these fools think that the audience wasn't going to conclude that?