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WHOA. That nose. Well. Whoever did that deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating that schnoz into something resembling humanity.

+1 to the whole thing. Totally agree. LOL to the bolded.

I really hope they keep Taylor. She has totally redeemed her worth (not as a human being, but as a viable housewife) this season with everyone dumping on her and her alcoholically blowing up at people. Kim's just a messy idiot who needs to sit in her house (the house mirrors her career, it's style piqued in 1979) tossing chicken salad with her hands hoping to stay sober with her bitch sister in the background.

All best wishes to Joy in whatever she does. Over the long haul she was the most tolerable of the Ladies of the View. I won't be surprised to see Barbara exit and focus on her specials and occasional news broadcasts. She's going to be 84 this year and the rumours have been swirling that she's looking to wind down her career somewhat.

RHOV Ugh, Mary, why be a lying liar who lies in order to escape a dinner? How badass would it have been for her to say to Amanda "Amanda, happy birthday, I can't be at your dinner any longer because I don't sit at tables with bitches like Jody and Mia!" throw down her napkin and storm out? But no, Mary lamely lied twice and was horrible at it and then didn't have the sense to actually leave. When Robin brought up Mary's lie and how Ronnie lowered the boom by noting that Mary was having a drink with friends NEXT DOOR (of all places Mary!) Mary instantly went into victim mode with her "She did that to get at me!"...Robin wasn't hearing any of it because her Texan common sense simply wouldn't allow her. Again, Jody had a moment of being human as she explained to Mia that she's guesting on Top Chef Canada. She seems like, behind closed doors, she'd be a good mom, much as Mia turned out about as well as a burnt souffle. I also thought she was amusing at Ioulia's painting party. I have no problem with Ioulia's attitude of "Stepchildren? I don't care." She's 27, Russian and a trophy wife, she can't drink with the youngest child so she's off her radar. I thought it was hilarious. Robin sang a tone deaf national anthem. She can't sing, I don't know what the rest of the women were hearing. Ronnie threw some amazing shade when she yelled "SO WELL REHEARSED!" to Mashiah. Now, it was obviously rehearsed, and we all know it, but Ronnie wasn't even down for polite table manners and I loved it.

In the latest Adrienne Maloof Is a Desperate Psycho News... Adrienne is planning to open a restaurant blocks from Villa Blanca, which she has been slating in LA, but Lisa gets the last word: http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/06/lisa-vanderpump-adrienne-maloof-plastic-surgery-photo/

I'd watch Iyanla for all the wrong reasons, I have to admit. I think Iyanla, aside from some profound soundbites and pearls of wisdom, is a right nutter. She has had a seriously messy life, but rises like a phoenix from some seriously messy ashes.

Oh, that should be kind of epic.

Yolanda and Lisa's blogs are great, they're posted on Bravo's website.

RHoBH en Paris, part deux: Adrienne and Taylor's lack of appearance in this episode was unnoticed. Though I wouldn't have minded Taylor, drunk off her ass, telling Kim what a total assh*le she is. Speaking of Kim, I have no sympathy for her at all. She was high as a kite. If she's stone sober then I'm the pope. She may be bipolar as well, that's certainly how she treated Lisa and Kyle. In the morning she loves Lisa, in the afternoon Lisa is a fake. In the morning she has a bad relationship with Kyle, in the afternoon Kyle is the only person she'll speak to. She is hot and cold with people and if it were me I would have walked away from her. What a mess. Yolanda and Brandi were adorable going for their Parisian jog, I've done their route and what a beautiful one it is! A truly superb way of taking in one of the world's great cities. I cannot wait for Yolanda to confront Taylor, that looks like it's going to be epic. Last and certainly least, is Kyle. This bitch needs to be crucified on the reunion show. She talks more sh*t and stirs up more trouble than any other woman I've seen on any of these franchises. She is a truly disgusting, victim mentality, bitch. No wonder the morally corrupt Faye Resnick is her best friend.

Oh lord, that is just a PR disaster. Adrienne and Camille are coming off incredibly poorly, how very messy. I seriously hope Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda are laughing their assess off with some Villa Blanca Rose, Brandi's NYTimes Bestselling book and Yolanda's bountiful Malibu lemons.

Bye Adrienne! Don't let the door hit you on the way out, LA Social Life C-Lister. And Camille? Won't miss her at all. This is what happens when you take on The Queen.

There have only been two scenes in the entirety of RHOV when Jody Claman has appeared human. In S1 when she cried about her father dying before she'd made a success of herself and in S2, in this latest episode, when she said to her son Josh, teary eyed: "In a good life you get 75 Thanksgivings and I want to spend as many of those with you as I can"...it's nice to see that Jody has her human moments. That said, they're moments. And she was back to her heinous self when it comes to Mary, she's always on the attack with Mary, bringing up 30 year old Miss America nonsense borders on the obsessed. At the same time, Mary comes across a tiny bit as if she likes being the victim, I think Ronnie called that one quite well. Ronnie's the head girl of this show and she makes no apologies for herself. When she's sober she's really got herself together. Not much to say about Ioulia this episode, but I still think she's lovely. Robyn, God bless her, cannot sing well. She is so funny and kind she should celebrate her wonderful personality and amazing body...let the singing go girl, it is not your forte. Amanda is terribly basic and she just wants to stir things up and have a fight with whoever. She's messy and seems very aggressive needlessly.

*Big hugs* to Brandi and Yolanda. That's how I see it as well. The Vanderpump/Todd's don't need the RH franchise, they never did. They have real money. Property based wealth. London property based wealth. They jet set between London, the south of France and LA, they're practically Joan Collins. The Vanderpump/Todd's know real wealth, international wealth. For example, last week Lisa and Ken went to the Top Shop LA opening hosted by their friend Sir Philip Green. He's a British retail legend. He's a billionaire. He's a knight commander of the British Empire. There is a phrase that describes the Vanderpump/Todd's that applies to no one else in the RH franchise: THE REAL DEAL.

Joan and Martin Short! Adorable!

That's how I feel. It's Howard, when a guest goes on Howard they're either going to be his kind of guest, like Brandi was, and play the game with him and get amazing promotion out of his show and be a success or they'll not play the game and he'll shut them down and wipe them off his target demographic's mind. Brandi knew that when she went on she'd have to be bold. She was the ideal Howard guest.

Cool idea, Brandi's strength is that she's self aware. I could totally see a spoof show.

Way to go Brandi! I just hope she's smart with her money and sets herself up well for the long term because this Housewives fame won't last forever.

Yes! Amanda's house is as basic as she is! And frankly, when DaytimeFan's own Vancouver home would make Amanda's house look like a shelter for strays there's a problem over at central casting.

Amanda is not amazing. She's a loser whose out of her league. And let's not even get into that pedestrian house of hers...

RHOV Ronnie. I can understand why JackPeyton thinks Ronnie is vile...but I find her intriguing, when she's sober she is so in control and zooms in for the kill with whoever has wronged her. The way she handled Amanda was epic: "And I'm a lady and I'm doing everything in my power to not come over there and kick your ass. You're a little f*cking bitch is what you are. You are."And the truth of the matter is Ronnie called Amanda a "little bitch" to her face because she WAS being a bitch talking smack about Ioulia. Amanda is a basic, silly bitch who is out of her depth. The minute she feels the heat from Ronnie she flees and phones her boyfriend, she is pathetic. The way she complained about Ioulia at the bikini fitting was also pathetic...while Amanda proclaims herself to be "easygoing" she moans and bitches about anyone else taking attention away from her. And then to say of Ioulia that her husband married his own child and that she shouldn't drink so much because she has responsibilities at home? This coming from the chick who justified making her kids scrambled eggs for dinner? What a weak minded fool. What a loser. Ioulia. Love her. Love her fun relationship with her stepsons. She's very no bullshit. She knows what she wants. Typical Russian. Fabulous. Robyn...well the poor woman clearly couldn't hear her own voice because that demo wasn't tampered with at all. That's exactly how she sounded. At the same time, I think she's terrific good fun and a nice lady. Yay Robyn! Jody. I thought she was hilarious in tormenting a hungover Mia. Otherwise, she showed her usual colours as she gleefully chucked Ronnie under the bus with Amanda. Mary, not much of Mary this episode, but she looks great. And it's a reminder that it's a shame she and Ronnie aren't friends anymore because they seem happy together and Mary clearly knows Ronnie like the back of her hand, she absolutely read Ronnie right on in terms of Amanda.

Brandi was GREAT on Howard Stern...Howard brings the best out of many of his guests, now we just need to get Empress Lisa on his show for an interview, now that would be something to listen to. What's to say? Faye Resnick is a shady bitch. Kyle is a disgusting pig. Kim is NOT sober. Taylor is hilarious, her Bravo blog seems to clear a lot up, if she can keep this no bullshit, say it how it is, drunkenly slurring the truth I'd love to have her back next season. Adrienne is an arsehole. She is such an ugly woman. Brandi is great. Ken defending Brandi was great. Lisa is the queen of all she surveys.

+1 to everyone, if Adrienne wants out, please Bravo, let the door hit her on the way out, I can't stomach the show when she's on. And I agree with ChitHappens, it wasn't the Brandi thing that did Adrienne in, I didn't want to watch the sleazy cow the moment she went after Empress Lisa. She was never going to recover from that particular attack. And it's proven to be true.

Exactly! NJ became way too toxic for me to watch and the fact that it's 100% contrived really did it in for me. BH, on the other hand, a lot of the relationships and rivalries we see are real, it's the set up situations that are contrived, but what we actually see playing out...I don't think anyone could have anticipated Brandi v Adrienne this year being based on Adrienne's (alleged) use of a surrogate. The same can be said of RHOV, the relationships are very real and the negativity and the money and the sadness and the alcoholism is very real too...it's the situations that are contrived, but we can accept that and enjoy it. I would guess the NJ women don't even know who they really are anymore.

Right, but their careers were long dead, not that Kyle ever really ever had one. And those two are case in point, especially Kim, she can't help but act and perform. I forgot about Heather! Now she clearly retired from acting, but she's a solid example of an actress doing it right.