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And may I just say I am addicted to Vanderpump Rules? It is absolute trash, but my goodness is it ever watchable trash.

The look on Lisa's face when she said "Hi" to Mauricio at the art gallery opening said it all. She cannot stand Kyle and Mauricio and it's plainly obvious that she tolerates them. K&M did choose Paul and Adrienne's side years ago and the attacks on Lisa are rooted in jealousy. It's pathetic. I really do think Kyle's the worst of the lot, she stirs up sh*t like a cyclone. After $25 million it's all extra, Yolanda, Adrienne and Lisa are all on the same financial field, if anything Lisa and Yolanda are in better shape since they have cash, not debt like the Maloof's allegedly do.

I just love Lisa. She is without peer.

There are my ladies! Looking good. The season promises to be dramatic. Simply put, Robin and Ioulia are definite friends of Mary with Amanda being more neutral. RHoBH: I love The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick. She should replace Taylor who is now as relevant as the wedding ring she had to surrender in her settlement. Faye stirs up sh*t like nobody else I've seen. Her links to OJ, Kris Jenner, the Hilton's...she is an Angeleno through and through. She needs to land a permanent slot and you can tell she's thirsty for it. I watched Vanderpump Rules by accident thanks to that flawless transition...they're all so gross, Stasi's a dumbass, Shaenanana's (however you care to spell it) is a fool with her Britney Spears orgasmic noises (please), all the guys probably have the combined IQ of a kindergarten class...yet I may still watch, just to see who the hell Queen Lisa (fabulous, flawless, I'd follow her into the Bermuda Triangle) fires.

Is Denice Duff a Sc*entologist?

And the thing is, Christina wanted to leave. She was in it for a single season and not a moment longer. Reiko was fired, likely because she didn't bring enough "drama" which is a real pity because Reiko represents your typical Vancouver mother really well: outdoorsy, no bullsh*t, gluten free cooking, one of the girls etc. I am certain a lot of the changes have to do with all the women being tired of Jody (except Ronnie) so they needed new people to go against her.

Everyone's favourite non-entity, Dane Wilkey from RHOBH has moved to London... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2247217/Can-teach-baby-read-Its-latest-obsession-pushy-parents--reading-lessons-newborns-And-incredibly-theres-evidence-actually-works.html

Looking back at Season 1, Adrienne doesn't appear as cool as I (or anyone else I imagine) thought. Rather, she was quiet. You can't attack quiet, she provided no ammunition, she wasn't seeking visibility because none of the women were 'famous' yet...then she saw the potential for commercial success that followed Lisa and she tried to grab the brass ring and ended up revealing herself to be a dumb as a bag of rocks harpy.

The way Adrienne throws around the "lawsuit" catchphrase reminds me of another West coast housewife, albeit north of the border... =

That would be my guess as well and I really don't see the big deal if that's the case, I think it's actually been confirmed that she used a surrogate according to a few blogs and Kyle's own BRAVO blog...but I don't want the Maloof/Nasifs suing me either, so it's all alleged at this point. Adrienne is OLD, she's 51 and the mother of young boys, that she even had eggs worth using is a miracle in and of itself. I loved Lisa's scenes in the hospital with Ken, that is a woman who loves her husband, though I am a tad concerned for Lisa when she said she couldn't live without Ken, 16 years her senior, she will have to face that some day.

If it had Yolanda in it you're watching the current season. Lisa is so fabulous.

That's a good/bad photo shop job. She doesn't look THAT bad in reality.

If the above story is true about Joanna Krupa and Yolanda's ex husband then I say three cheers for Yolanda. There is a woman who knows her worth and that she was above staying with an unfaithful husband, it sounds like Yolanda got $35 million in her divorce settlement, which is tax free. This week's episode of RHoBH revealed a few things... 1) Adrienne is as dumb as a bag of rocks. She could hardly formulate a sentence at her lunch with Lisa. Her "apology" was nonsense and Lisa clearly knew it. I appreciate how Lisa lives her life, she borrows from HRH Princess Margaret's motto: never complain, never explain, never apologise. 2) Kim is trying really hard. And for that, I give her a round of applause. 3) Kyle and Lisa are obviously no longer close friends. Kyle's glee at being a bitch behind Lisa's back is disgusting. 4) Taylor is irrelevant. She shouldn't return next season. 5) Camille is practically still on the show as much as she always was, it's clear that Bravo realised her worth, stealth bitch that she is, 6) Yolanda does not play games. Love her. 7) Brandi, like Kim, is making an effort. 8) Lisa, as always, is fabulous.

RHoBH... Lisa: FABULOUS. She has a keen understanding of people and brilliant common sense. She is so on point about Adrienne and Paul. Adrienne & Paul: they have fallen so hard in my estimation. They deserve each other. They're both humourless bitches. Taylor: alcoholic grifter. Kim: someone deserving of pity as she put away her table of snacks and lemonade for her daughter's prom. Yolanda: I like her. I love her fridge. Her husband, David Foster, came off as a jerk. Kyle: as phony as a 4 dollar bill.

All HAIL Empress Lisa. She is so utterly fabulous. I could explode with love for this woman. In life, there are winners and there are losers and Lisa is the archetypical WINNER. I just have no sh*ts to give for Adrienne. She is such a nasty bitch. Kyle is trying to be Mrs Perfect Fabulous and it comes across as fake as hell and major sh*t stirring. Props to Brandi for fleeing that nightmare of a birthday party. Kim is a subdued wreck, clearly. Camille seems to be back to her season 1 levels of bitch, she's just as much a sh*t stirrer as Kyle.Taylor was wasted at a children's birthday party which I thought was disgusting, she's such a plastic pig. Although Yolanda came off as a stage mother, she was BANG ON with how that modelling shoot went and I love how icy she is. It's clear that only Yolanda and Brandi give a damn about Lisa. Kyle, Adrienne, Taylor and Camille are against her. And Kim doesn't know if she's even in LA County.

Very interesting. If that's the legit reason...and I have no reason to doubt Wendy...all respect to Kim for taking her pregnancy seriously. Whatever it was had to be serious.

I haven't watched ATL yet...and I might not now that it's only Nene and Kim left holding down the "Originals" fort. RHOBH: Adrienne is one bitter, delusional bitch. She thinks Lisa should just "get over it"...in what world? That's insane. Kyle is one angry, resentful bitch. Taylor was far less annoying than she used to be, likely because she realised she couldn't burn every bridge she had on the show. Kim looks better than she did, she also looks like someone who is on addiction altering medication (ie Antabuse). Yolanda looks like good fun. LOVING Lisa. Whatever she thinks needs to be said or done, I am 100% in this woman's corner.

If we're going to talk about lame opening lines...Brandi's is just the worst (and I like Brandi and hate Taylor)..."Money doesn't give you class...it just gives you money"...so stupid.

God, I love Lisa. "Life isn't all diamonds and rose. But it should be."

The Vancouver Reunion was a good one because Jody just reiterated how truly disgusting she is. I'm glad you enjoyed Vancouver, it's probably my favourite series (and now just because it's my home!), like an earlier poster mentioned about RHOM (which I haven't seen) looking SO Miami, I can say that RHOV looks SO Vancouver.

Neither can I! I just loathe Adrienne, such a bitch.

That's how I see the BH ladies as well...except I have a little more hate for Adrienne since she tried to slander Lisa with the RadarOnline claims...I cannot wait to see Lisa!

I miss none of the old NY Housewives. The Jill Zarin interview was up there in terms of Diane Sawyer/Whitney Houston kind of crazy. Jill is one delusional bitch; Andy seemed uncomfortable with her...Jill forces intimate contact, Andy clearly only wanted to shake her hand...but oh no, Jill went for the hug and kiss and forced his hand. I loved this season of RHoNYC and I hope they keep the cast exactly as is. In terms of NJ, I would watch it again if Danielle returned and Jacqueline and Kathy were fired and replaced by Dina.

Well that's the funny thing because Lee hates Carole. In fact, Carole hasn't spoken to Lee in years.

Exactly. Firstly the lying about the leg puts me off right away, as if losing her foot wasn't bad enough, Aviva has to embellish her story and say it was her leg that was crunched in the conveyor belt. And it bothered me that Aviva proudly recounted her father telling her to "keep screaming"...she's taken that as her mantra ever since...whenever she feels slighted in the least Aviva just keeps screaming like an incoherent mess. Aviva only offered that lame ass "apology" because the public turned on her big time, the Watch What Happens Live poll was super damning. When 80% of the audience is on Ramona's side, one needs to duck and cover. Her apology was an absolute pile of nonsense. She wasn't sincere in the slightest. Her "clarification" about calling Ramona and Sonja "white trash" was ludicrous. Her justification for Reid calling the women "overweight girls gone wild" was also ludicrous. Her "I want to be a normal woman and take my daughter to Paris!" was ludicrous. Everything about Aviva is ludicrous. And here's the funny thing, as hated as she is, this crazy bitch wants to stay on the show, DESPERATELY! It was very clear that she wants to return, all of her fake apologies and stories and whining just reinforced her need to return. Loved Luann vs Carole. Carole came off really poorly...much as I could appreciate Carole I think the woman we saw on the reunion is the real deal of who she is, an elitist snob who needed money from her friend Andy Cohen...without the comfort of editing, tape delay and retakes...she could not go toe to toe with The Countess de Lesseps!