I can see Ron's writing now
Maggie: Nancy is a lesbian.
Julie: Well isn't Danny Thomas one?
Maggie: Not Labanese ...lesbian.
Julie; lesbian, Lesbian, LESBIAN!! Why isn't that when one woman
Maggie: I know what it means
Maggie: and Nancy is in love with Marlena.
Julie: What!! Nancy has the hots for Marlena!?? I don't believe it!! To think Nancy would prefer Marlene over me!?? That ridiculous!! Now who would you pick me or Marlena? Who!!!??
Maggie: Pull yourself together!!
Julie: I don't think you should tell her.
Will Horton: Yeah if you tell Marlena that Danny Thomas is a lesbian it'll kill her!