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Esme/Nik would be hilarious. The thought had never occurred to me, but I'm not against it. Anything would be more interesting than her pointlessly standing around in all of Spencer's scenes.

Alexis gets out of prison just in time for Thanksgiving and not one of her daughters is there. WTF? I get that Sam is busy celebrating Jason's death with some new dick, but where the hell are Molly and Kristina? Dumb. Esme really sticks out like a sore thumb in scenes with Spencer's family. Like she just doesn't belong in these scenes. It's especially annoying to have her there when none of Alexis's kids get to be present. I do appreciate that Alexis has no time for Esme. Also, why does Spencer care about any of this family drama? He claimed he's not part of the Cassadine family anymore. I know it's silly but I felt bad for Spinelli. But I bet he feels dumb now for ditching Ellie to be with his true love Jason... oops. I don't mind Sam/Dante. And it was nice to see someone get an actual love scene. Man, they really have Sam happy in bed with Dante two minutes after finding out that Jason died. The final nail in JaSam's coffin. EWW I forgot about Oscar. Don't mention that kid. The Monica/Drew scenes were nice. I'm just not here for Britt and Carly wailing over Jason. At least they were nice to each other and not screeching. Sexy ass Chase gets a six month suspension for punching Valentin? Stupid.

I thought it was a decent episode considering who was on. Xander/Gwen/Rafe/Ava/Kristen episodes usually put me to sleep. I at least liked Ava actually doing something and Xander trying to get to the bottom of what happened with Sarah. Plus Susan wasn't super goofy (they must have her sedated lol), so that was nice.

I liked the Xander/Susan scenes today. Gwen knows she ain't sh-t and I'm not going to feel bad for her when she loses Xander. And at least Ava was outside of Rafe's kitchen today and interacting with a Backstreet Boy. Baby Carver is soooo cute! And very vocal, lol. Oh, they're trying to explain why Tamara would claim that Abe is Lani's father when she's not even really her mother. Good luck with that. 😂 Is Lucas going to rescue Sami? Yeah!

I think the devil's rules are whatever Ron Carlivati pulls out of his ass on any given day 😂 I don't even try to make sense of it and just try to enjoy individual scenes and seeing Deidre have fun. We had the devil jumping from Doug to Marlena, then appearing in Marlena's phone as that ridiculous bitmoji, and now the devil is morphing into whoever it wants. I believe the devil is inside Marlena, and then MarDevil takes on the appearance of John and Kristen. It's not worth the headache trying to figure it out because it'll change by next week anyway. 🤣

A sad month for me, lol. In all seriousness, my real issue is with Susan's episode count. This is not a character who should be in over half the episodes for the month. Besides that one complaint, I think the show has good balance. No one is dominating the show besides Deidre, which is whatever. I doubt anyone is too upset that she's driving the biggest story on the show right now. Let her be on 15 times a month every month. I'm also glad to see Shawn and Belle being utilized more. Thanks Jason!

It's so bad. If you were a newer viewer, you wouldn't know that Jason and Elizabeth had ever even met, much less had a child together. I don't give two sh-ts about Liason together, but jeez. She's been an important part of his life for 20 years. The writers clearly hate Elizabeth and take any opportunity they can to avoid doing something interesting. There is no reason why Elizabeth shouldn't have walked in on Britt and Carly's conversation at the hospital yesterday. Instead she's off to have Thanksgiving dinner with Finn because the writers are still determined to make him work. Joss gets an on-screen reaction but Jason's actual kids are nowhere to be found? Not that his kids will even notice that he's gone. We get to see freaking AUSTIN find out about Jason, but not Elizabeth? WTF? Sam shouting "I ORDERED TURKEY BURGERS!" and throwing the glass (while expending the least amount of energy possible) made me laugh because it was so stupid. JaSam fans are getting sh-t on too. Jason dies and Sam basically gets turned on by it and wants to f-ck Dante now! LMAO! You can't make this up. At least the Drew/Monica scenes were nice. The rest of the episode was garbage. How the hell does Britt know about the bridge? I like Britt and liked her on the run with Jason but come on.

Complete with recreated flashbacks that include LW. This Jason stuff is garbage. Not to mention it feels so empty because this is the second time Jason has died in the last decade, and we know that if the vaccine mandate ever gets lifted or anything, his ass will be back. We just went through nine months (as they keep reminding us) of Carly mourning Sonny, and now we have to do it all over again with Jason? I'm tired of Carly being on and screeching every day.

It's very jarring going back and forth between having Eileen as "Kristen" one day and then Stacy Haiduk as Kristen the next. Man I'm over Kristen. The EJ/Nicole scenes were nice. I'm glad they acknowledged that EJ was always embarrassed by Susan in the past. Nice work from DF. Can he be on five days a week please? I don't ask for much. EJ/Nicole is working really well - much better than Rafe/Nicole, obviously. And EJami will never be a viable option as long as AS is off making Hallmark movies for 3/4 of the year. Why is Gwen SO desperate to hang onto Xander? I get that he's the only person in her corner but they've been together for like two seconds. Also, I agree that they did a decent job making the Marlena's abuse claims seem believable to Ben/Ciara yesterday. Obviously MarDevil morphing into John is silly, but I would've believed it too if I were them.

Yay! I know Mac is on soon too.

We get to see Josslyn's reaction but not Jason's actual children. We get to see Austin and not Elizabeth, who was at the hospital yesterday and could've overheard Carly/Britt. A Jarly montage?! Garbage.

It sucks. We've seen this before with Jason. And we just did this with Sonny! Ugh.

Didn't Sam and Dante JUST become official? How is Scout already so attached to Dante? I'm not opposed to them having a bond, and I certainly don't expect her to remember Drew, but show us these things. We've literally never seen Dante and Scout in the same room until the previous episode. Missing Cameron's Mathison beard very much! He has been a good recast though. I felt bad for him when Scout didn't know who he was. I'm looking forward to seeing who he has chemistry with. LOL at Britt seeing Carly and immediately walking in the opposite direction. She knew what was coming. I'm so tired of Carly screeching at everyone. I wish Jason had never met you, blah blah blah. Oh please. He invited himself to Greece. It's going to be months of Carly screeching now. Nooooo. Does Elizabeth get to find out on-screen that her child's father is dead? Probably not. I guess it doesn't matter. They barely showed Sam finding out and she didn't even shed a tear LOL. Also, where are Elizabeth's kids? She's with Finn and Violet, but I guess Aiden is stuck at home making his own turkey for him and Jake. Drew showing up as the pizza delivery man was really cute. Scotty and Leisl finally reunited tomorrow. 🥰

I'm gonna say it. How about... Carly and Peter. 😈

Carly will probably be riding Drew soon, lol. 🤣

Can't wait to hear Carly screech at Britt. 🙄

I forgot that they actually wrote f-cking MonaVie into the show. Burton must've thought that drink gave him COVID antibodies. No wonder his medical exemption didn't fly!

I still can't get over these adorable Susan/EJ scenes. I can only rewatch them so many times, right? 😅 I also can't stop watching MarDevil throw Shawn across the table like a bowling ball 🤣

Aaaand we're starting off with Ben and Ciara hanging out in their bed as usual. Why can these two not have actual lives beyond their bed? Also Ciara is only like two weeks pregnant. Can we stop with feeling and kissing her stomach? I FFed this mess. They're so irrelevant. Their scenes totally ruined the momentum of the episode. Fabulous episode otherwise. Yes, this is what the possession should've been all along. Things are finally happening. I love that Shawn and Belle were key players today. Shawn being flung across the table was hilarious! Loved the Tony/Anna/EJ scenes. The actors looked like they were having fun. I need more Tony/Anna on my screen. I forgot about Johnny's movie, LOL. I kind of feel like it's not going to happen. LOL, Anna got hot and bothered reading the script. I'd be eager to do those scenes with EJ too, Anna. 😂 The EJ/Susan scenes were fantastic. They were so sweet together. This is the Susan we need. She had some good lines and is still goofy but was a sweet and loving mother. EJ was so soft and vulnerable with her. I loved it!!! You wouldn't know that DF and SH have never had a scene as mother/son before.

I keep waiting for her to actually start recurring. I can't wait for her to get another gig and bolt. She and Ben are a humongous waste of time. I already know I'll be fast forwarding their scenes today. We can only watch them being lovey dovey in bed so many times. Today sounds like a good episode otherwise and I'm excited to watch.

Yeah, the show will be fine without them. I know Burton has his stans but the show survived just fine when he left before. And there's no one who's watching this show just for Jax, so that won't affect anything lol.

They better let Josh Swickard keep his scruff. He looks ridiculously good right now. I know it makes sense that Drew would shave but I'm still sad about it.

I love that y'all think of me when Josh Swickard is naked on the show. 😂 I asked for this last week and the writers actually delivered: LOL. What a way to open the show. Happy Thanksgiving to me. He is the most beautiful man on any soap currently. He is perfection and I really like Chase too. If only Liz had been in that shower with him... 😁 Who takes phone calls while they're in the shower though? I loved Chase talking to himself in the mirror. Those Sam and Dante scenes started and I was just like, "Who the hell are these kids?" Why do Rocco and Danny look like actual brothers? At least Scout is cute, and I don't mind Sam/Dante and their new little blended family. I know this isn't a couple that will last forever but they're nice. Hopefully they don't immediately throw Drew into a triangle with them since there are plenty of other women he can be tested with right now. "Danny and Scout miss Jason." Oh please. They're not even going to notice that he's dead! Jason was never going to spend Christmas with Danny anyway. That kid is better off with having Dante as a father figure. Ned is acting pretty self righteous for a dude who pretended to be Kristina's father. Curtis/Portia scenes are background noise to me. Who the f-ck told Cameron Mathison to shave?! I'm outraged.

Well, I guess we know that John is fine and that Susan is a goofball and hurt herself. I'm glad she finally gets to interact with her son.

I liked the Steve/Johnny scenes. Steve asks Johnny if Marlena has been acting weird and Johnny is like, "Nah, I mean she was at the crypt dressed as the devil paying her respects to Stefano but she had a good explanation," and Steve is just standing there all, "Johnny, that's f-cking WEIRD you little idiot!" 😅 MarDevil is going to carve EJ like a Thanksgiving turkey. 😂 I could go for some MarDevil/EJ scenes. Paulina/Chanel scenes were nice. And the Paulina/MarDevil scenes were great. "Who are you calling a bitch? Bitch!" Hahahahaha. LMAO at Paulina being like WTF and scurrying out of there! LMAO at Julie's face when Marlena walked in. Good ending today. The only thing about this episode that was bad was Susan. Seriously, get her off my screen. This story does not need her.