2/10

This doesn't feel like a movie, but more like a computer game. The cringe robotic cat that is always silent and completely unrealistic adds up to that effect. Not scary. Just bland. Was falling asleep. Expected much MORE. 

NEEEXT.

We are finally going to see Longlegs tonight! It's finally in cinemas all around town.

We are going in 4 hours and I'm already soo excited. I've been dying to see this movie for a year now.

 

 

10 OUT OF F-CKING 10

WOW!

I can't say how much I LOVED this movie. I used to be a huge horror fan back in the day, and I'm a true crime researcher, so it DOES take a lot to scare me and disturb me. LIKE A-LOT. But just hearing the strange feminine voice of Nicholas Cage's serial killer in the first minutes of the movie... made my blood go cold. What a monster of character Cage created! This will be studied for decades, believe me! It's Baby Jane and Joker level of legendary. 

I was feeling uneasy and wanting to leave the cinema after the first 5 minutes. If it wasn't for my husband, I probably would have left. I even stood up and tried to couple of times, but he stopped me. I'm a 29 year old man and I watch The Bold And The Beautiful - it takes a lot to scare me! 

The movie is for 16+ age group, so you can guess how unsettling it is. It starts terrorizing you in the first couple of minutes and doesn't let you have a calm minute till the end.  BRUTAL. I can't believe I didn't go out of the cinema. 

The face of Longlegs has literally been engraved in my mind right now... and I don't know how I'm going to sleep.  

It goes straight to Number 1 of my list of horror movies.

BRAVA! It's doing amazing box office right now too! 

I recommend it only to people who have healthy mental situations and can handle disturbing things. I don't recommend to people who haven't regularly watched horror movies.

We spend money on tickets and food for this piece of [!@#$%^&*] in the cinema... that I will need therapy to forget how bad it was.

A complete disgrace and joke compared to the original. It felt like a teen-parody. Bad acting. Cringe scenes. Absurd. 

0/10 - the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. 

I don't care about the hate that Blake Lively's been getting. I don't care if she is a mean girl in her real life or not... I only care that she gives a performance of a lifetime in this movie.

I left the theatre with tears in my eyes. A stunning performance, that made me re-live part of my childhood. Deals with the important and hard issue of domestic abuse.

Stunning, hard to swallow, making you question things in your life, movie.

10/10! 

I really don't care about the haters and people saying the movie is bad just to pile on the Blake Lively hate train.

It's not bad. It's not good. It's a masterpiece. Yes, melodramatic, but still masterpiece.

Rocked me to my core!

@Liberty City

@Jeff

7/10

The first one hour is solid 10/10, but the last 45 minutes have a lot of cringe moments and unbelievable twists... that I still enjoyed, but the movie slipped into American Horror Story level of camp while at first it had more class.

I loved it though, since it kept me interested and for a person with ADHD like me... this is hard to do. 

We watched it yesterday. I was not impressed. At all. Naive, teen-oriented, but at least it had some cool shots and suspence moments.

5/10

 

 

MASTERPIECE!

10 OUT OF F-REAKING 10!

WOW.

WOW.

WOW.

4.5/10

So disappointed. I had bigger hopes for this movie based on the trailer. But I should finally learn my lesson that is - the best movies always have bad trailers and vice versa.

The first 30-50 minutes it was building up nicely and I would have given it a solid 6,5 - 7, but then the second half ruined what it build up.

It took everything that worked in Rosemary's baby and turned it into the most basic Netflix-type movie style of film-making. So uninspired and reductive.

And the worst part of the whole experience was that this movie was not creepy or scary AT ALL. I was waiting for that moment of dread that never came. It was not campy either, which could have saved it. 

Overall it is a testament to how GREAT Rosemary's baby was. It makes Rosemary's baby seem like the world's most creepiest movie ever. And apartment 7A is like a piece of cheap candy. 

Sigh.

One of the most absurd things I've watched in my entire life. Such a fall from grace... in comparison to the first movie. A horrible, unforgettable flop. A confused mess. Lady Gaga acting in CINEMA should be against the law. Like... she literally has to be stopped.  I'm traumatized from how bad this movie was. I really can't believe they thought this should follow the original Joker. Disturbing.

 

@Liberty City🥲

Just now, Maxim said:

One of the most absurd things I've watched in my entire life. Such a fall from grace... in comparison to the first movie. A horrible, unforgettable flop. A confused mess. Lady Gaga acting in CINEMA should be against the law. Like... she literally has to be stopped.  I'm traumatized from how bad this movie was. I really can't believe they thought this should follow the original Joker. Disturbing.

 

@Liberty City🥲

It has gaga in it. I'm all set.

P.S People in the cinema were cringing and laughing. This was a complete opposite reaction to what the first movie delivered back in the day. I remember how FREAKED the whole room was at the premiere of the OG movie. 

Disaster. 

Just now, Liberty City said:

It has gaga in it. I'm all set.

 

1 minute ago, Maxim said:

P.S People in the cinema were cringing and laughing. This was a complete opposite reaction to what the first movie delivered back in the day. I remember how FREAKED the whole room was at the premiere of the OG movie. 

Disaster. 

 

You don't replace Margot Robbie who CAN act with someone like Lady Gaga. You don't.