This is the Presidential Campaign Thread.

Barack Obama Vs. John McCain.

Edited November 6, 200817 yr by Toups

*ring ring*

BO: Hello?

HC: You lost bitch.

BO: Huh? What Hillary?

HC: You lost. You gone down.

BO: But I clearly won the nomination.

HC: No. Rule change. Now the loser wins. HA!

BO: That makes no sense.

HC: No changey to the ruley. I win. You lose. *raspberry*

BO: Am I on Candid Camera?

HC: Ha! You wish. Kay Ballard I ain't! I win. You VP. Now go beddy bye.

*click*

He may have majority of PDs but, if they count the people's votes in MI and FL, then she will lead in popular vote and that should be persuasive towards superdelegates

That's right.

What was I thinking? You're right again.

It doesn't matter that he secured those PDs.

He should just get out. I mean........

He did beat her in every category.

Damn. I know he hates coming in second..........behind Hillary The Merciless.

No. Barack should do that.

After all, he did just secure the majority of the PDs.

I mean.......what was he thinking?!

To run up against the great HRC.......the shame.

The Almight Hillary is not unlike the Wizard of Oz.

Both have giant heads.

He may have majority of PDs but, if they count the people's votes in MI and FL, then she will lead in popular vote and that should be persuasive towards superdelegates

Now is that counting the states she thinks don't matter because they'll go to Republicans in November?

What was I thinking? You're right again.

Here you go again with the cockiness

Now is that counting the states she thinks don't matter because they'll go to Republicans in November?

Obviously she thinks they matter since she has pressed to have them seated. I know that, if they seat them as is, she will still be down but then you have uncommitted MI and FL superdelegates, which should automatically go to her for the wins and then the "other" delegates in that column. I wonder how they will distribute those.

It is counting all states, including MI and FL

Now is that counting the states she thinks don't matter because they'll go to Republicans in November?

Don't you know Ryan that when she didn't think they mattered, when she thought she was better without them, those states didn't count. Now that she's gasping for air in this dark pool known as defeat, they are all of the sudden the bright light that beckons her to safety?

You didn't?

Silly boy.

Here you go again with the cockiness

Obviously she thinks they matter since she has pressed to have them seated. I know that, if they seat them as is, she will still be down but then you have uncommitted MI and FL superdelegates, which should automatically go to her for the wins and then the "other" delegates in that column. I wonder how they will distribute those.

It is counting all states, including MI and FL

So the superdelegates should automatically go to her? Wow....

Shawn I get the wood damn it

So the superdelegates should automatically go to her? Wow....

If she wins their state or the district of the U.S. House reps, then yes....the senators should go for her, members of the DNC, and those in the congressional districts she won (meaning all uncommitted Michigan SDs go to her...some might go to Obama if he won the district)

Don't you know Ryan that when she didn't think they mattered, when she thought she was better without them, those states didn't count. Now that she's gasping for air in this dark pool known as defeat, they are all of the sudden the bright light that beckons her to safety?

You didn't?

Silly boy.

*slaps head* how could I have forgotten?

Don't you know Ryan that when she didn't think they mattered, when she thought she was better without them, those states didn't count. Now that she's gasping for air in this dark pool known as defeat, they are all of the sudden the bright light that beckons her to safety?

You didn't?

Silly boy.

I don't know, Shawn.

You know Ryan is using logic.

That is where he made his mistake.

Shawn I get the wood damn it

If she wins their state or the district of the U.S. House reps, then yes....the senators should go for her, members of the DNC, and those in the congressional districts she won (meaning all uncommitted Michigan SDs go to her...some might go to Obama if he won the district)

What about the SD's who are going for Hillary even though Obama may have won their districts. I mean really, I have a hard time understanding this logic.

Shawn I get the wood damn it

If she wins their state or the district of the U.S. House reps, then yes....the senators should go for her, members of the DNC, and those in the congressional districts she won (meaning all uncommitted Michigan SDs go to her...some might go to Obama if he won the district)

So basically it'd be typical Clinton-esque victory by default or shady dealings.

Gotcha.

I don't know, Shawn.

You know Ryan is using logic.

That is where he made his mistake.

Logic. Of course! We're supposed to think like a BUSH!

*slaps head*

So basically it'd be typical Clinton-esque victory by default or shady dealings.

Gotcha.

No, no, no.

Don't you know the rules change once an hour?

It's all above board (for them).

My head hurts....I don't know whether it's because I don't understand some things or because I see a little Bush logic going on or what.

And honestly....how desperate can you be when you have to resort to using Karl Rove tactics (i.e. changing the rules in your favor/moving the goal post for your opponent/spinning bullshit/) in order to try and win?

No, no, no.

Don't you know the rules change once an hour?

It's all above board (for them).

Oy vey. I need an Excedrin.

My head hurts....I don't know whether it's because I don't understand some things or because I see a little Bush logic going on or what.

And honestly....how desperate can you be when you have to resort to using Karl Rove tactics (i.e. changing the rules in your favor/moving the goal post for your opponent/spinning bullshit/) in order to try and win?

About as desperate as a crooked pol so hungry for power that she will do anything possible to ensure a spot back in the White House.