Members DevotedToAMC Posted November 28, 2007 Members Share Posted November 28, 2007 Ryan (song) This is a parody of the song "Maria" from The Sound of Music. Enjoy! He climbs a weenie and scrapes his knee His dress he likes to wear He waltzes on out of the competition And whistles in the lair And underneath his three bre@st shaped dimple He has curlers in his hair I even heard him singing in the mental hospital He's always late for medication and his penitence is never real He's always late for everything Except for every germ infested meal I am glad to have to say it But I definitely and superbly feel Ryan's definitely an asset to the hospital I'd like to say a word in his behalf Ryan. because of his stupidity, makes me laugh How do you solve a problem like Ryan? How do you catch an idiot and kill it? How do you find a word that means Stupid Ryan? A Dynamite Kiddo! A whippity dock! A gun hit! Many an insult you know you'd like to tell him Many a thing he ought to understand But how do you not make him stay And listen to you say go away How do you keep an a$$ out of the band Oh, how do you solve a problem like Ryan? How do you hold a gun to shoot him in your hand? When I'm with him I'm definitely confused Out of focus and not amused And I never know exactly who I am Predictable as leather He's as useless as a feather He's a dope! He's not a God! He's a moron! He would annoy and outpester any pest Scare a bird with bug eyes from its nest He could throw Roseanne into a whirl He is lazy! He is riled! He is pasty! He is a child! He is a headache! He is Satan! He is like a girl! How do you solve a problem like Ryan? How do you catch an idiot and kill it? How do you find a word that means Stupid Ryan? A Dynamite Kiddo! A whippity dock! A gun hit! Many an insult you know you'd like to tell him Many a thing he ought to understand But how do you not make him stay And listen to you say go away How do you keep an a$$ out of the band Oh, how do you solve a problem like Ryan? How do you hold a gun to shoot him in your hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alwaysAMC Posted November 28, 2007 Members Share Posted November 28, 2007 Today was lame, save the Erica/Jack scenes. We got that song and the credits again at the end...haha. Good thing I really like that song, or I'd be crying "Enough!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EricaKane70 Posted November 28, 2007 Members Share Posted November 28, 2007 I hate that apologies song now. Whats up with them playing the same song. Could they have at least played apologize by one republic, that applies to Jerica more that the other song.lol I loved jack finally getting a back bone, hopefully jerica will never reunite, they are awful for each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timber west Posted November 28, 2007 Members Share Posted November 28, 2007 Now, after hearing it so much I can name that song in about 10 seconds, but I still do not like it. Greenly is stupid. Her attempt to stack boxes was capitol L-A-M-E. I would have been outta that place in about an hour. I continue to tell my roommate that they will be down there for about 3 weeks, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EricMontreal22 Posted November 28, 2007 Members Share Posted November 28, 2007 Having that song air a FOURTH time in 2 weeks is RIDICULOUS (add the Desp Housewives airing and I'm even more annoyed) UGH Jesus. I liked the Erica scnee sa lot--funny to compare to some of her breakup scenes from 20-30 years back (her denying the birth control pills to Tom in 79?) and you see she's still the same character at heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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