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BH I hope they are ready to get dragged again. And look at Dorit riding that fence. Sutton speaks...and clears...

My MELROSE PLACE AND STAR TREK heart aren't warmed by this news. Cuz he can totally be kind and sweet as well as menacing. I have no complaints. WE'RE GETTING A STORY, YA'LL!!!!

SLC Chaotic. Day 2 in Arizona and what was supposed to be about getting Jen to forget about the fact that she is heading might be going to jail. Instead the trip became Meredith vs Lisa. And while fun was had and it appeared Meredith and Lisa might slooooowly come to some kind of resolution...it was long in getting to that moment. And that was all because of Bad Weather. Fabulous Ice called them out about their ability to pot stir waaaay back at the Season 1 Reunion. And Mary called Whitney out as the little girl who likes to start mess last season. So with Mary gone, someone was going to be a target. As much as it SHOULD be Jen, Heather (part of Bad Weather) ain't going to let that happen since her as Jen's BFF IS her storyline. However, the trip CAN'T be tooo boring so here Heather was talking some sense into Meredith about Lisa...or just gassing her up? Hmmm. And we can always count on Heather to bring the comic relief which she of course did through all the drama. And this is where Mary's words come back to haunt them. Whitney LOVES drama. Just like a little girl, she was always wanting to see it all burn. Heather kinda likes it too as she Greek Choruses with us. But Heather HAS limits. Whitney, like a little girl, does not. And like a little girl, Whitney will use any little excuse for why she does it. Which now makes me side-eye her confession from last week to this week. Because of that, she pot stirred between Meredith and Lisa...and threw Heather under the bus. Heather. Her cousin. Her ally. Her fellow pot-stirrer. Wrong move...LITTLE GIRL. While Heather is not perfect, she is a fan favorite. Little Girl...not so much. JEN. Exactly when did she become the voice of reason? The only thing I took away from her this episode was how silent she was. A meek Jen? She interestingly enough continue to play her her situation a lot better than that hag over in BH. LISA. Not that I don't like her explosions here and there. But I am tired of Lisa whining and just taking Meredith's dig. I don't like Lisa aka the tv screen victim. I want to see FABULOUS ICE. And there was not nearly enough there for me. I did like her when they were riding the horses. I also like that Meredith and her are finally getting to a place where they might move past it. MEREDITH. IDC...Girl is engaged. I'm sorry but she was verbally slaughtering Lisa and Lisa could not take it. At the time I did not like Heather getting in her face and telling her off. But it was coming across as very tough love and it was clear that Meredith thought about her words, resulting in an apology. A truce...? I guess we will see. But I liked that she did it so calmly and yet as sincere as she could be. I don't think there's any hope for the friendship, but at least it appeared that they can civil. HEATHER. hahahahaaha. She ain't wrong about the ho-ing for no reason at all. #gamerecognizesgame That said...Ooooo...at her and Little Girl. See? Mary tried to warn you. It appeared clear to me since Episode 1 that Little Girl was trying to steal her spotlight. From Mormon storyline to pot stirring and this episode she threw Heather under the bus. Her own cousin. SMH. And it was messing with Heather's storyline of being the fan favorite supporting Jen. She was hurt. LITTLE GIRL. She's coming across as horribly as Lisa did last season. And that's not a good thing. I predict she will be in the hot seat come reunion time. All she does is spin and lie. And it's not even in a love to hate way. If I keep watching, I'll be reading her for days (c) Miss Quad of M2M. Without Mary to check her, she's largely being unchecked and it's just rme. In fact, it's taking away from her revealing she was molested...which was the thing that was humanizing her. Overall...I was mostly entertained. It was more in a noise in the background kinda way though. And is that enough to keep me watching. I guess we will see. I am at least interested in Danna's introduction, the breakup of Bad Weather (which seems ongoing if you saw the ALL STARS 3 trailer), and of course Jen's drama. But...what else is there?

Guuuurl you late. See above. That said...I am looking forward to a high quality one. But they say it's coming.

Ooooooooooooooo at how the POTOMAC girls just sashayed right up into this Legends ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ETA: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLERING at Ashley dragging at Vicki on my TV. So of course KENYA MOORE had to step in... OMG!!! Now TERESA is roasting Vicki, too...????

THEY'RE ON ONE!!!! REUNION TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!! And they went in at BravoCon, too I heard.

YAYYYYYYYYYY We are going to get more of Marysol vs Nicole!! That said...OMFG that looks FABUOLOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The wealth!!! The fashions!!!! The scenery!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! I hope it's true that Bravo will be airing it alongside Peacock. Otherwise...I'll find ways. Where do I even begin...? ALEXIA. The gift that keeps on giving...and are the chickens FINALLY coming to roost with Peter? And her getting it into it with Guerdy? GUERDY. Now don't you dare lose that man. NICOLE. Not fighting with the mama. LISA. The centerpiece of the trailer and I'm here for it. This might be her breakout year. LARSA. Ooooo...Payback is a b, ain't it? Look at her being messy with Julia. And it gets back to Martine? Ooooh. MARYSOL. Is going to be a mess and I'm here for it. I'm happy to see more Kiki in there. And...the return of Lea Black... I expect Adriana to be messy like she usually is.

Well...this day is already off to a juicy start. I saw that panel and loved that Adriana said she would want LEA BLACK back. And then I saw THIS: And lest we forget...

GET IT, GRANDE DAME!!! WERK IT, ALEXIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I miss Cynthia.

BH Interesting. Garcelle mentioned at BravoCon that she is a day away from finding out who was behind the Bots attack and if it is a cast member she wants them FIRED. What does she know?

RHOA If Sanya don't let this go...lol. Lord they are going to be like Kenya and Porsha back in Season 6...but I do feel like how last season was akin to Season 5...next season might be Season 6-que. Not Kenya...Lord...lol. RHoDubai CHANEL AYANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!, KNOW YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RHOP Screaming!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE...DID...NOT...DO...THAT...TO...ASHLEY!!!! Love that Garcelle was not having it.

I am! I am! I screamed last night seeing KATHY HILTON getting her Conga line on with ASHLEY DARBY and TERESA GUIDICE!!!! Eat your heart out, Kyle and Ex Soap Opera Star!!! I'm only sad that the BravoCon news has pushed back the M2M Reunion Drop scheduled for today. As for RHOM...I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And there there was the drama surrounding BH in the crowd...people wanted IN on seating to the point Security had to get involved. Love them reshowing Garcelle checking EricFake afro and all. Hahaha!!! I can see that. Sutton really spoke very little, but that won't be the case in Part 2. I don't think we have had a Part 1 so good since Monqiue, the Binder, and the Shattering of Gizelle's mask at the Season 5 reunion on POTOMAC.

I admit that was a good moment last night. you are right. However, I found that she did a great job being Switzerland during Season 10. She found a way to still be part of the Coven while at the same time fitting in perfectly with the new girls even during the various little feuds and of course the Denise Richards takedown. Which is why it's so sad to see she has not been able to find that balance since. Merging to add...I do like my scream queens and final girls...but my computer wanted to be funny. Thus merging to say it.

It really was. Is it now?

BH I have to say...that was GOOD. Good Part 1. And I DEFINITELY feel like a rewatching. It's been a minute since I've said that about BH. I mean between Jamie Lee Curtis cameoing (with Kyle's old nose) to Crystal vs the Coven (bringing out Season 1 Kyle) to Garcelle vs Diane (and dragging Kyle), there was a lot to see, and I was surprisingly invested. Kyle must be campaigning for Teddi...Terri...Tonya...someone new to be on the show. Because she was coming for Crystal pretty hardcore. And that Coven gang-up on her (Andy even had a go!) was brutal. I was happy that Crystal held her own with very little help from Garcelle...who appeared to see both sides and was being very careful with her words to be sure both sides got it. And Part 2 looks like she is going to let Kyle have it for being what she is...self-absorbed...but it started here. I would be down for a feud between Crystal and Kyle. Crystal does not suffer fools and anything to see Season 1 Kyle again would be fun. Meanwhile, Sutton was really silent as the Coven was ganging up on Crystal over the eating disorder and the 'dark' talk. And then Garcelle....lord. I think Porsha on RHOA said it best...she wore black because she was deading those bitcas. Mother Bear came out as she SHOULD have since the beginning of Jax's drama. And keeping in mind, during the filming there was drama going on with Oliver the day before, Garcelle was in NO mood for bs. And it showed. She gathered Kyle with the quickness when she wanted to try being a Karen. And she draggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggged Diana, not at all holding her words....but yet stayed as collected as possible but those claws were cutting. And then the fact that Diana THREATENED her. No, B. No...Garcelle let her have it and I LIVE. That said...ERIKA was the one that really flinched when Garcelle revealed she started an investigation into the bots. Ex Soap Opera Star might have...not sure with that face. KYLE. LONG LIVE SEASON 1 KYLE!!! hehe. She was on fire this part. I don't know what Crystal did to her other than being closer to Kathy than her, but she was really digging into Crystal and doing that thing that Crystal hates people doing...trying to tell her how to feel. We all know Kyle has a problem listening and that was on FULL DISPLAY this part. It was only when Garcelle did that full body turn and went off on her was when Kyle STFU. She knew she didn't want to f#ck around and find out. DORIT. Just really proved how much she was still in the Coven with the gang up on Crystal and how she really is not anyone's friend if she was there kiki-ing behind Crystal back and revealing information to the Coven Crystal clearly did not want her to say. That said...she did get Crystal a little bit in how her words were not clear though it seem like a case of common sense to me. I did also like her talk about the robbery as well. ERICFAKE. I would love it if someone would clock her for her little side comments. Her and Ex Soap Opera Star were pretty vicious to Crystal though. EX SOAP OPERA STAR. Was the other hyena to EricFake. But I know her time is coming. Looks like Sutton is the appetizer going in on her before the main course of Kathy Hilton next week. SUTTON. Surprisingly she was a mute this part. Outside of her eyes. They revealed a lot. Especially during the Crystal section where they talked about what Crystal might have said. Nice to see she was cleared. CRYSTAL. Hmmm...she's an Aquarius like Kenya, right? I feel like if she could keep herself from not getting rattled, she could bring that Kenya fire and read the mess out of some of these ladies. Because her vs Kyle was good. The direct ice that she threw at Kyle for trying to gaslight her words. The fact Kyle threw some of old school Kyle back at her. IT was GREAT. Because again...that gang up was brutal. They (Wig, Baby Jane, Clotheshorse) would not let her answer Andy's questions and articulate her words. And Andy was joining in, too, and that was disgusting...like a ringleader egging the bullies on. And the fact the gang up was more over the situation with Sutton than the fact they were attacking her eating disorder was chilling. Granted that was partly her own fault from the episodes I watched...still...smh. GARCELLE. Mariah said it best. That for me was the coup de tat to Garcelle finishing off Diana. Just WOW. Garcelle ate and left no crumbs this part. If it was my child being threatened, someone hired some bots, someone sent my child pictures of me in PLAYBOY, and then the person I thought did it threatened me...yes, Garcelle had the RIGHT RESPONSE. She gathered. She dragged. And given Crystal was not given much of a time to speak her truth...Garcelle was having NONE of that speaking hers. And anyone who thought they were going to hide behind white fragility to get out of it when Garcelle had RECIEPTS (thank you, Production, for actually showing them)...WRONG MOVE. She was a Queen for walking the line of being the black mama bear we all knew she could be and WENT...ALL...THE...WAY...IN but stayed collective enough (except for the gathering of Kyle) to not come across as the angry black woman stereotype. She went for a BETTER stereotype...A MOTHER PROTECTING HER CHILD. And no amount of gaslighting...aka Andy/Production trying to play that 'all cast members get attacked on their social media'...all of whom are grown bts and NOT a child...nice try...was going to stop a mother. And anyone who came for her when she made that clear was the one who would be in the wrong. And once she got her point FIRMLY and FIERCELY across, BBBEEEE-BBBBAAAYYYY Garcelle READ...DIANA...DOWN. 'You think I did it.' 'Yep.' 'I no longer have anything to say to you.' And because I cannot say this enough...SHE...GATHERED...KYLE...ALL...THE...WAY...TO...GET...HER!!!! That was glorious. Especially when you think about the fact she clocked Kyle on interrupting like that back in Season 10. And another time. Three strikes. She let loose and made Kyle STFU. If Kyle didn't learn before, she should as heck learned tonight. Her icy anger was EVERYTHING. I think my only worry is like I mentioned earlier. I feel EricFake was behind it due to the flinch she gave when Garcelle said she now had an investigation and openly admitted she felt one of them did it to get her off the show. QUEEN. DIANA. You threatened Fancy??? That about sums it up for me. @#$% YOU. But I am really shocked. I'm really shocked how good that was. Really good start to the reunion. Let me rewatch. lol.

Oh, that's a good one, too!!! I remember they advertised, counting down to this promo. That music. The 'remember me?' Her laugh. It was perfection. And I felt it was a well done re-entrance, slowly built up on the show by Lauren's lingering fears and us getting to see a grown-up Scotty. And then what we thought was a no one character that Scotty was talking about...only for KB to come around that corner. Hmmm. Speaking of... I totally understand. I think SH is a good actress. And there has been a few times she has captured a bit of Kristen (and they usually dressed as well as they dressed ED as Kristen), but it is not the same. It's funny for me as I've grown older how much I now liked Jason/Brenda together. Originally they did annoy me as much as they did each other. Courtney will always be sour for me because while she started off well once they got into Jason/Liz...she became...meh. lol. Same. There were too many times...while I was happy to see her back...that I just felt she would have wiped the floor with Carly rather than let her try to interfere with the wedding or blackmail whatsoever. Brenda bowed down to NO bitca. So her back for the 50th was a return to form and while silly, her and Carly were on even playing ground. Though I loved that each writing regime always kept the running joke of Brenda calling Carly 'That Girl' 'That Woman' etc. She NEVER called her by her name. You know there's hatred when you do that. It was shady, bitchy, and diva, but still something I felt she would totally do.

Awww thank you. While I was more an ABC watcher than an NBC, I was always fascinated with ED during her first run as Kristen and her slow descent into evil. And she ran with it soooooooo well for someone who did not normally play evil. But she always found the humanity in Kristen and it really resonated. So I always hoped and prayed someday she would return. And never thought she EVER would. But those promos got me excited and I remember seeing the scene....mmmmmmmmmm...she had me from as soon as she walked into frame. The power of a goddess. LOVE those pictures. Looking forward to her scenes with TSJ Tucker on Y&R. Meh. Courtney. lol.

Lord...that hair alone. lol. You remind me I really need to get back to my rewatch of that. Totally lived up to the hype and everything TB Carly said about her to Sam in that elevator.

Thank you. I was not sure.

I admit I am curious about amped up as well when we mean amped comebacks. Does it mean that we are referencing returns that are just as good as the first run or just returns where they came with a lot of thunder regardless of how it turned out. Because for the former, I naturally have to mention Vanessa Marcil's as Brenda to GH the first time. And how well done I remember it being and how it touched on so many people in her short period. Of course, I could also mention her third return (and the advertising surrounding it) for the latter. Or something like Sydney Penny's Julia's return to AMC. That got some good advertising from what I recall as well...coming back to find Noah's killer. And speaking of Michelle Stafford...her return as a tech whiz, Jack's new love interest, and behind the Jabot Glow by Jabot, mentoring young vixen Brittany. I love that someone already mentioned it, but H#LL TO THE YES to Eileen Davidson's first return to DAYS...a decade in the making...like VM's Brenda on GH...and that lived up to the potential from the moment, her head tilted upward in that hat right up until her destroyed wedding (honorable mention to the stopped first wedding) to Brady leading to where it should lead...a final showdown with Marlena. And H#LL TO THE YES PART 2 on Eileen Davidson's return to Y&R. I was not even watching when she was Ashley in her first run. But I knew of it, saw the remsemblance with BE, and knew her from DAYS. So when she came out of the shadows to Rafael...it was kinda of a wink to the gothic-ness of Kristen Dimera, but her presence of elegance was also apparent for who Ashley is. I was in awe. I also lived for Princess Tina on OLTL...even if the road to her getting to have scenes with the people she should have scenes (and Cord) was a long road to get to, but never toooo boring...but worth it for me.

10-6 I'll say this much...KA is selling me on a Taylor that is over Ridge's bs. Though it was goofy watching him run after her in Aspen. And I liked how Brooke slowly realized that he flew out to Aspen to be with Taylor. Of course she will probably follow though. Ugh.

10-6 Just like I said that I felt Diane's return had good flow at first, I can say the same for now-revealed Tucker's return. Because Tucker did like to make an entrance. So far I like he's focused on toying with Diane on one hand and on the other hand...ASHLEY. And I liked the writers didn't waste any time getting him in a scene with Devon. That was abrupt and unexpected, but not bad. Finally, Noah/Allie get some drama. Intrigued. Awww at Sally/Nick having the 'what are we talk?' talk. I know it's going to go to Hades because she still loves Adam and we know Adam will do something. Ugh! I really want Victoria to slap Chelesa for revealing the truth about Johnny before any of his known parents were around. And no more meet-cute moments between her and Billy.

BH Well you said to watch it. So I sat down and watched the finale. While I enjoyed the game of chess between Kyle and Garcelle at the start of the season, I fell off over the repetition which got boring. And it sounded like Aspen kinda flopped. Kinda due to the aftermath. But then again...it did leave the Coven exposed for who they are. They are quite good at not holding their group unaccountable. Meanwhile, Garcelle and her group have been slowly picking on that, revealing it...one scene...deleted or not...at a time. And Aspen highlighted that by EricFake showing her whole entire A$%. So the Coven did what they do best...deflect by targeting someone. Someone being Kathy Hilton. What I liked about the finale...other than the pacing...was it highlighted their most vicious technique and brought it fully...deleted or not depending on what region of the world you're in...into the light of day. No amount of deflect was going to work now that Kathy Hilton did an investigation. Not helped by the deleted scene. Nor Garcelle opening Kyle's eyes for what should be clearly obvious since it came from 'Queen' Kyle's playbook. So the tension was marvelous. And the Coven splintered. Finally? I guess we will see tonight. KYLE. How she can let that Ex Soap Opera Star bully her into talking about Kathy needing help on camera is beyond me. And at Garcelle's Brikin party at that. How low budget (c) Candiace RHOP. That said...I admit that I felt for Kyle a little bit as well. There have been little signs of Season 1 Kyle popping out. I live for Season 1 Kyle with her vicious bitca persona...and we haven't seen her since at least the start of Season 10. I loved her actually listening to Garcelle. With no one else to turn to, she really and truly listened and I felt she was being real in that moment and you could see the wheels turning in her head. That they FINALLY came for their 'Queen.' And Kyle had to decide...was she going to be sunk by her 'friends' or was she going to swim to the winning team aka Kathy and Garcelle. That scene of her exposing EricFake's publicist was full of so much tension. LOVE it. DORIT. Girl, you are on the losing team. Don't pick on Kyle for throwing EricFake under the bus and Ex Soap Opera Star being caught in her scheme. Get with the winning team. EX SOAP OPERA STAR. Well, without the 'lost' footage, her playing her role of Henchwoman was just annoying AF. She worked so hard on creating that narrative. And then she went with microaggressions on Garcelle. Try as she might to keep it going...Kathy was one step ahead of her moving in the shadows. And...it still blew up in her face. And WITH the 'lost' footage, that's just more obvious she was trying to leak out that story. At least she was right about one thing...she was protecting her friend. Except the friend wasn't Kyle. And if she can have that leaked to the press...then...naturally people are going to go back over other times *cough*LVP*cough* when stories were leaked. A can of worms. ERICFAKE. So your publicist leaked a story about Kathy to deflect from you. And why would she do it? DUH so people won't notice the lawsuit that she crowed was dismissed was refiled in California. DUH cuz she did not want too much publicity on the fact she is trying to get that jewelry she gave up back. DUH cuz she still have other lawsuits on her. DUH she ain't coming across in a good light so better to have people...LOOK OVER THERE!!! (c) RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE. She ain't sleek. LOVE Morally Corrupt Faye Rensick standing up for Kathy. SUTTON. Go her for doing what she has been doing since before I stopped watching...having it brought out in the open. The two vipers were going to go and not at all let it go. Probably continue it so good on her for making them sit down (though Garcelle got the ball rolling by bringing up this was a deflection tactic) and talking...leading to the Coven implosion. DIANE. Lint. GARCELLE. As usual did such a good job this episode. She brought us fun. She brought us wealth. She brought some tell it like it is...which she had been doing with her ghost producing this year. I loved what she said to Kyle. I loved even more that Kyle let it sink in. And during the Coven implosion, she spoke up at all the right moments to be sure they mentioned it all. CRYSTAL. Got some good points in, but was even there less than Dorit. Still...her questions were definitely Team Kathy/Garcelle. And speaking of the finale...look what just got unearthed... Make one think. Well...it sounds like Garcelle tears up Diane tonight and put the others on notice so will watch.

It's just good seeing Katie period given how things went down in Season 4. And love Candiace's fun shade. Even Gizelle being messy was light messy. I was sorry to hear that. Someone tweeted that it's funny what was happening right now with Nene and Brett's health issues, Porsha getting married, and Cynthia getting a divorce. All happening now...and they were not filming. This was before the news broke about Cynthia so I was relieved that it sounded like a rumor cuz that tweet started a storm. I liked them together. But I want my High Cheekbones 50Cynt to be happy.