Taoboi

Well, like Cynthia says next week...Poors got to pay for herself somehow since she can't escort anymore...

The Season 5 Beverly Hills taglines for Kim, Empress Lisa, Eileen and Brandi, the others haven't been released yet it seems...

Kim: I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous, but happiness beats them both.

Empress Lisa: Throw me to the wolves and I shall return, leading the pack.

Eileen: I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.

Brandi: I’d rather spend my life kicking ass than kissing it.

Kim: Well, she's at least consistent.

Lisa: HAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT, BRANDI!!

Eileen: LOVE.

Brandi: *side-eye*

ETA: Yessss that's the clip I saw with the Originals!!!

And that opening goes great!!!!

I don't think Kyle has had a good tagline since Season 1 though.

I always find it interesting that when a new season starts, Kenya has always been travelling.

Yes. In response to what Nene said on WWHL in her blog.

I was like WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

Hold up!!!! Cynthia said what about Nene in her blog?

Oh...yeah...

That energy could have been put to better use looking for a decent wig and a more flattering makeup direction.

dead.

Well, in the restaurant business (which I am part of)...yep. Some people do sneak drinks and do other things to keep moving. And all the sleeping around I am afraid. And some people don't have ANY taste.

Anyway...

I would tap Jax.

But just for that. After all he is around 40 and still acting like he is 22. Sounds like someone I know of in my own life. lol.

Yes, hunni, yessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A snitch? You cannot be serious. He's the manager of the restaurant. He's management. He's above the staff. He owes Lisa undivided loyalty. That's not being a snitch, that's be a professional and doing your job.

And Jax is not a lifelong bachelor. That's an insult to bachelors. He's a lifelong loser.

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Well, that's because Peter has a better work ethic than these hos.

And NAHHHH!!!! He's like one of the first guys I've seen on television who makes me WANT to find a long-haired guy and I (until recently) loathed long-haired guys.

Yes, DF. Peter is like Lisa's general manager if I'm not mistaken and has always had a good balance of being professional and...not. Part of the reason I like him.

I think it's possible to do both. I mean while RHoM Season 2 was about the gathering...didn't it have some day to day moments as well. And I know you all loved Season 2.

That was pretty good.

And LMFAO at Jax's gf reading his ass.

I thought in that first segment that Apollo did say SONS?

From a writer's point of view, I thought it was a good premiere. Everything was set up nicely, and a lot of what we heard this summer was touched on.

From a viewer's point of view, I just was not feeling it. Love the shade, but Cynthia seem so fake. Phae Phae...ugh. I did like Kandi and Todd debating it all. Porsha...uh...girl, bye with that bite, just mad cuz you lost that peach. Nene here (and on WWHL) was taking no prisoners but was not coming across as 'so nasty and so rude' to me so I liked. Kenya definitely is throwing off some victim vibe that I am not liking at all.

In fact, that was my main problem with the premiere. What makes RHoA (and the other Housewives show) is watching all the girls mixing it up together and there was just very little interaction to me.

Can't wait to see where it goes.

Well none of you hoes gave me anything to work with last night, so I had to drag someone! I was getting restless.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ott9VndhVEo&hootPostID=275f4c1cd4a5a58de0addecc91a88153

No comments on NeNe's WWHL? Get your [!@#$%^&*] together bitches! I'm ready for us to start dragging each other.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS, HUNNNNNNI!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!

#truth.

The money can't hurt, nor can the exposure to a whole new audience, in prime time, in a pop culture vehicle of such relevance like the RH series. It's a great opportunity and another chance at televised immortality. And it's a new adventure. Makes all the sense in the world to me!

Especially if people who have never heard of Eileen go and research YT and find all of her great DAYS Kristen clips.

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AMEN...

...just in time. Tired of my own interracial drama. lol.

ATL

Nene's and Claudia's. LOVE.

BH

Uh oh...*side-eyes Brandi*

HA!!!

I agree, DF. I thought it was a great premiere. If anything I am worried that Kristen is usurping Stassi's spot of pot-stirrer last season. But time will tell. Stassi as pot-stirrer = more fun for me versus Kristen who I don't like. And yes, she is clearly a little nutso.

Hmmm...Peter.

Like I checked, Jax was 35 so maybe 36 now. So I agree. But you know how we guys can be sometimes...

Oooooo...nice info. I agree. Lisa in that black dress. I was just blown away by it watching it earlier as it repeated and stopped everything to just watch her move. Just such charisma there.

I can't wait for Lisa R to show Brandi a new kind of crazy for throwing that drink in Eileen's face. Cuz that look she had in the trailer said EVERYTHING.

Totally agree.

Bi?

Agreed. I was sad about losing Joyce but now I don't care. I'm even glad they kept Dim Richards just so I can see Lisa R rip her to shreds!

And it looks like she will. LOL!!!

And that 30 sec promo is what I saw last night. Love all the scenery and how the cameras panned out. Perhaps it will recapture the glamour everyone was talking about after all.