WARNING TO THE WOMEN OF LLANVIEW...

If you are looking for a medical facility in which to give birth, please do not consider Llanview Hospital! You and your newborn would be better off stranded in a cabin on Llantano Mountain.

Although the unfortunate situation of baby swappings has happened all over the soap opera map, the dilemma seems to be particularly dire at Llanview's premier medical center.

In the early 1980's poor Katrina Karr was told her baby girl had died in the hospital's nursery when in reality the child had been switched (by Karen Wolek and Marco Dane) with the dead baby of Jenny Wolek Vernon...and the truth didn't come out for several years!

In the late 80's Nurse Brenda McGillis and socialite Alicia Grande gave birth to babies at the same time, but Alicia's child died soon after birth. However, Gabrielle Medina snuck into the hospital's nursery and switched the dead Grande baby with Brenda's live infant son, and once again it took a looong time for the truth to come out.

Now in 2008, the lax security of the hospital's nursery has resurfaced, as loony Jessica/Tess/Bess/Sybil/whoever the hell she is carries a dead baby INTO the hospital, upstairs into the nursery, and switches the infant corpse with the live baby girl of Starr Manning.

So Llanview women, if you are faced with a pending birth, cross the river and head to Pine Valley!

WARNING TO THE WOMEN OF LLANVIEW...

So Llanview women, if you are faced with a pending birth, cross the river and head to Pine Valley!

and thats exactly what Kelly did only to get invovled in that disastrous baby switch involving Bianca Montgomery and Babe Chandler!

and thats exactly what Kelly did only to get invovled in that disastrous baby switch involving Bianca Montgomery and Babe Chandler!

Perhaps Llanview women should then instead give serious thought to home birth...any midwives out there? LOL

Perhaps Llanview women should then instead give serious thought to home birth...any midwives out there? LOL

but Jessica just gave birth at home and her baby was still switched! lol

not quite a switch, but in the mid 80s Alison Perkins dressed up like Nikki Smith and stole babyJessica from the nursery at the hospital, too. not a safe place to be a newborn, even if you live

not quite a switch, but in the mid 80s Alison Perkins dressed up like Nikki Smith and stole babyJessica from the nursery at the hospital, too. not a safe place to be a newborn, even if you live

lol..that was a switch bc Alison switched Jessica with Natalie and gave the other baby to Roxy to raise

I was going to recommend Oakdale, Illinois, but I just spoke to citizens Jennifer Munson and Gwen Norbeck who encountered a similar situation.