Members DevotedToAMC Posted March 17, 2008 Members Share Posted March 17, 2008 Can You Feel The Ryan Tonight? This is a parody of Elton John's "Can You Feel The Love Tonight?" but with the above title. Enjoy! There's a calm fight club To the bug eyes of day When the amnesia of the Dynamite Kiddo world Should please just go away Not an enchanted moment And its holiness scares me through It's enough for this bored fan Just to run away from you And can you feel the Ryan tonight? It is our hatred of him we are It's enough for this bug eyed moron That he ever got this far And can you feel the Ryan tonight How he's thankfully laid to rest It's enough to make poor fans and Kendall Believe in his death as the very best There's a time to kill him for everyone But can we only learn That this twisting Dynamite Kiddo scope Annoys us all in turn There's a bodyguard named Aidan with reason To just please keep him outdoors When the heart of this hot but very thin voyager Beats his a$$ with yours And can you feel the Ryan tonight? It is our hatred of him we are It's enough for this bug eyed moron That he ever got this far And can you feel the Ryan tonight How he's thankfully laid to rest It's enough to make poor fans and Kendall Believe in his death as the very best Dre/Jamal connection? Okay I just had a thought come to me. Dre's last name is Woods and, before Jamal was adopted by the Cudahys, his last name was Woods as well. Do you suppose that, while Dre's mother was married to Samuel, she cheated on him with Alec McIntyre and that resulted in Jamal and hence he took her name rather than his father's? Maybe they can explain it as how Samuel thought the baby was his but, when his wife gave birth to Alec's baby, Alec took the child away from her and raised Jamal as his own and that is why Jamal hated him so much that he decided to have his mother's last name of Woods since she never got a chance to raise him (Alec, in the meantime, lied to him about his mother being dead)...Then, Samuel could have learned about the affair a little while after Alec takes Jamal, they search for the child but never find him, and Samuel forgives his wife for cheating on him but deep down he has a huge dislike for his wife and treats her like crap... that him disrespecting her caused the strain between him and Dre (who was young and did not know any better at the time). The continued strain would be Samuel faking this love and admiration for his wife when she is dead to get an advantange in his political career Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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