I'm sitting here watching the Y&R-athon on SoapNet and one my favorite commercials just ran.

It's the one for Uno Attack.

It has a song in it.

Now mind you the woman singing it sounds like she has marbles in her mouth.

But the song goes ..."Uno Attack...you might get ten...Uno Attack...You might get eight."

But because the woman sounds like she is gargling glass,

it sounds like "Uno Attack...You might get ten OR you might get AIDS."

Now that's a rough game. I don't want to play that game.

That's some highstakes there. Oh you got 6 cards? Damn...all I got was AIDS.

I'll pass on that game. I'll stick to monopoly.

The worst that can happen is losing some purple money.

I swear. Everytime I hear it it cracks me up.

Getting or having AIDS is not funny!...but getting AIDS from Uno is hysterical!

You have to catch it.

The commercial...Not the AIDS

I also love the one with the loving/angry mother-daughter duo about getting a phone.

AMC's Arlene plays the mom.

I also like the identity theft commercials with the black man/valley girl and the granny/red necks.

Anyone have any they like?

Mostly I channel flip right thru them.

Or pee thru them.

I have one, at least I think it is a funny one.

It's a commercial for Soft Scrub kitchen cleanser....

The announcer talks about how Soft Scrub kills bacteria on kitchen counters, and he says:

"When you use Soft Scrub, this is how your kitchen counters feel" then they show a zoo keeper with a

chinchuila rubbing its fur against this guy's face.

Then the announcer says: "This is how your counters feel when you don't use Soft Scrub." Then they show a baboon getting up on a chair, and slap the guy in the face, knocking his glasses off his face.

When I first saw it, I burst out laughing so hard, that my baby cousin looked at me and then started laughing too.

WHISKAS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV0_7lIOLKM

Right now, my fav commercial is for Cingular, I think. It's about drop calls and how they can ruin a conversation.

Boyfriend: Baby I'm just glad that I'm the only man in your world.

*Call drops*

The girlfriend is saying something, but you can't hear her.

Boyfriend: Baby?... baby?.

*silence*

Boyfriend: Is it Earl?

*silence*

Boyfriend: Cat got your tongue? Earl got your tongue?