Describe your ideal lover!

[Tishy]

My ideal lover is tall, dark and handsome. He makes me laugh like no one else ever has. He makes me feel good about myself. He compliments me on not on my looks but my brains. He gives me alone time. He makes me feel secure. When he holds me at night I feel that I am safe. He looks like Boston Rob and when I met him I swooned.

If we ever break up, I will take Matthew McCounnaughy though. Only if he will impersonate Wooderson from Dazed and Confused