Angela

We're talking about Kenya of RHOA, not her twin sister the invisible Saint Kenya of FairyBoyfriend Land. Porsha did open the door but Kenya was wrong in Mexico. Kenya did open the door but Porsha was wrong at the reunion. I watched RHONY for the first time in a long time on Tuesday. Ramona annoyed me. Her crazy behind was chit stirring with everybody then asked why everybody else was chit stirring with her. Uhm, a lot of these women seem like casual drunks. The book chit? WTF?

Kenya pretty much proved Apollo was the aggressor in any type of flirtation. If Phaedra is going to be using her sweet southern language on anybody, it should be Apollo. I don't think Kenya is 100% innocent - there's (sexual) tension there BUT she still wants to be his friend.

I did say as much, but that doesn't change the fact that Kenya and Patricia were being obnoxious pr--ks about it at the dinner. I say that as someone who liked Kenya more than I ever had in the weeks before that. As Kenya says, "don't come for me unless I call for you." Kenya's been more or less proving she rents boyfriends since she's been on RHOA, that doesn't make me think it's right for the other HW's to be OTT anal pr--ks about it like Porsha was at the reunion.

I do think Kenya picked on Porsha this season more than say Porsha picked on Kenya. During the season, there were times I saw Porsha being neutral and actually siding with Kenya. On the contrary, in Mexico, Kenya decided to target Porsha at the dinner. Sure Porsha was more or less saying she was being a supportive beard, but the way Kenya (and Patricia) went in on it? Too much, especially considering how many beards Kenya be wearing. It's the definition of picking on somebody because you feel they're an easy target. Overall, though, their relationship seemed to reach a mellow level for most of the season.

Celebrity Apprentice Spoilage...

Andy has declared there will be no more props at the reunions. I guess he's still undecided on literal draggings. I didn't enjoy Part One of the reunion as much as I thought I would. It was dark and predictable. Porsha and Phadrea were being all ghetto almost from the start with the language. Kenya is a big ole fake and typically full of s--t, but I still find the way that most of them gang up on her OTT - her men are fake (which I believe) but she's also a slut/whore? Kenya isn't as fun as she has the potential to be at reunions because - as has been said a million times - she's just on the weak side in fights without prep-time. The stick up Nene's behind was poking me in my eyes throughout most of the episode. I did think Phadrea was being genuine about the dog. Again, Kenya's "spell it" was a fun moment. I don't disbelieve Kenya about Porsha cheating (which she only brought up after being called a whore/slut multiple times), there has to be a good reason Porsha got screwed in the divorce. Kandi schooling Nene with accurate points has been good, as well. Dang, Dish Nation just went in on Kenya. "Everybody" loves to hate or just hates Kenya :/ In somewhat related RH(OBH) news, Dish Nation also went in on LeAnn Rimes. They were covering her mouth almost the entire time she was on the floor, and I think it was Nene and Phaedra doing it. At first I thought they just didn't want her to make herself look more foolish, then when i thought about it and the rumors...

Pretty much I'm on Kenya's side on the fight BUT Twitter was obviously on Porsha's side - black, white and in between. I found it interesting how certain RHOA cast members were literally shutting Porsha's mouth. Hmm. I feel bad for Kenya at reunions because she gets beat up uhm figuratively and literally. Her "spell it" line to Porsha was excellent though. Cynthia was getting the worst of Kenya's props. Porsha was also throwing out a lot of derogatory comments towards Kenya before Kenya threw out the whore line. IMO, Porsha flipped on Kenya due to their verbal exchange not due to the props. Hee.

I was watching a couple of the 10 minute previews for Bravo's line up for the upcoming week. Heather's sick son (RHONY) That's so sad. Hits close to home That along with that one chick telling Kristen to STFU in front of the kids right after telling Kristen to keep her tone down in front of the kids ... has my interest. I may finally watch RHONY this week. Celebrity Apprentice Update circa Tamara Tattles...

Hmm. Thank you. Me thinks Bravo wanted Kenya to wait to press charges to give the ratings every chance to cross 5 million.

I can too, but I don't believe any boyfriend she's ever said she's had while on RHOA has really been her boyfriend. I do not believe the prince she goes on about dating exists. it's going to take more than that to make me a believer. There is no question that Kenya would hire somebody to make an appearance. What telecast currently holds the record? Porsha was trying to do Kenya like Kenya did Porsha at the Mexican vacation, question or no question.

10,000% don't believe Kenya has any boyfriend. Cynthia is the one who should have grabbed the scepter. Cynthia looks like she was in Kandi's position this year, where Kenya was always thisclose to striking her while taking out her toy to not play well with others. Kenya probably took out the megaphone in response to Porsha swiping her scepter. Seeing how Porsha is being the aggressor in this, I think I may start believing the stories about bothered Nene and Phaedra working Porsha up to take action,

Porsha, Porcia, Porcedes. TMZ said she paid 2,000 in cash (read: bail paid for immediate release) for that photo shoot. Her getting all styled for her mug shot kind of makes me want her back for next season.

Celebrity Apprentice Update...

DWTS, I called Nene being a jerk to Tony about her little Prince(ss) Derek (who basically made her stand on one spot being a side show). Even though I called it, I was surprised by how bad rude she was to Tony. Tony is the bigger man for not sabotaging her for the week for being a clueless PITA. It was her best dance performance so far (and her dance with Tony two weeks ago was her second best). Marlo vs. Nene. People standing in masculine houses shouldn't throw masculine stones. I'm not sure why Nene goes there over and over again.

You know I'm not a hardcore Nene hater. You know I'm not a hardcore Kenya lover. I easily go back and forth on my opinion of both. It was bad. She came off like a grade-school idiot that tries to destroy her friends for being friendly with somebody she doesn't like. What makes it worst is that Kenya (the person Nene will try to annihilate friends for befriending) didn't really start this battle with Nene. Nene had a pillow-party and decided Kenya was public enemy #1 because she dared be late or something like that. Then there's the -itch throwing around financial figures like a low class idiot while truly believing she's the classiest chick of the all. She really needs to talk less if that is type of chit that will be coming out of her mouth,

Phaedra, on the surface, seems easily replaceable but the girl goes for the jugular like nobodies business. I like Kenya more often than I don't like Kenya but she still seems pretty weak in the battles she cannot completely plan. She goes hard on Porsha unnecessarily, IMO, because deep down she thinks Porsha is the weakest of them all in terms of fighting back and throwing shade. No problem at all (I didn't see the corrections until after I posted my correction)

"Those initial 'over dramatic' descriptions of the fight appear to be accurate." I get the confusion re-reading that BUT I was not saying the reports of the fight descriptions being "over-dramatic" were accurate, I was saying the initial descriptions of the fight that were later widely dubbed "over dramatic" were not "over dramatic" but apparently pretty accurate. Love is blind, lol. She looked okay but the interview was far from a a good look on Nene.

That reunion is going to get them to the 5 million mark.

It's not like Kenya is a sophisticated individual herself - ex: fan, megaphone. Those initial "over dramatic" descriptions of the fight appear to be accurate. Seeing the previews and the megaphone action, I'm thinking Porsha just snapped. Nene was so da-n obnoxious on WWHL. Fake b-tch. She'd do herself a huge favor if she talked as little as possible. Nene's reaction in the preview of the fight? Love.

Celebrity Apprentice update...

2.5 pages since last night? I'm on the first .5. Nene on DWTS. Derek and Nene's dance reminded me why I have grown to dislike Derek. He literally had Nene standing there throwing her arms around and sliding like any 3 year old could. I almost found it offensive. Her dance last week was much better. Derek as usual, "covering" his partners perceived flaws instead of doing, say, what Mark did with Amy. Nene is so "big" (stature, personality) that I barely noticed Derek desperately dancing around her but that he was doing. I'm actually enjoying DWTS this year after taking a few seasons off. One episode a week is a good fit for it. Kenya vs. Everybody Else on RHOA For once, I actually don't believe TMZ. Kandi's Dress... It's al'ight except for the 6 feet on the floor. Could have been better. Joyce's sourpuss? Sigh. lol I would have ran fast if I was Todd.

Nene seems a bit over the moon about her new DWTS partner. If she makes it past this week, what are the odds that she won't make Tony feel not up to standards? Hehe. I don't think Nene is a bad dancer by any means but she is one of the weaker dancers this season (this season has a lot of exceptional dancers), if her new partner can make this one of the top dances of the night he truly is the greatest DWTS professional dancer/choreographer ever.

I think some of the reactions in here are a little extra. IDK. There were some people that cried with Kenya. Some people thought Kenya was making it up. So what? Most try-hard reality stars would get the same side eye. Some people laughed. It's hard to deny there was an element of Bravo playing this for comedy. Some people thought Kenya was being OTT. Uhm, even when it's not about an allegedly dead dog, Kenya is usually being OTT to the point of acting. Some people made jokes (Phaedra planning the memorial) because of some of the aforementioned reasons. I've cried like a little bitch over a bitch or two in my life, so I would generally not laugh at a situation like that UNLESS you add some of the ingredients that were included in this situation.

I can't deny it, I did laugh at the situation with Kenya. I'm not proud of that. I love animals. IMO, they were sort of semi playing it for laughs. I feel her on the dog if she didn't make up the story but it just all seemed so animated (read: extra). Nene and her room of yes-people feeding her delusions of grandeur? Uhm, yeah ... no.

Is it even possible to not find out with the fact that all of us in here follow RH news somewhat closely? With some social media ninja like skills. Twitter makes it too da-n easy, I couldn't resist even if I tried. Just spoiler tagged the earlier post and will do so, prior to posting, in the future... Good times... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgjZqwDZF0E