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Oh, please. Drop dead to prove us sane folks right. And that is definitely something that should be discuss if schools must be reopened.

WHO THIS? And now trying to do with Garcelle.

Ha!!!

Ewwwww. BUT that would explain Karen's video today or yesterday talking about how Monique shouldn't have trusted Gizelle and saying stay tuned for why...while dragging Gizelle of course.

Since deleted but saved. And according to Garcelle, Lipsa has also warned in no uncertain terms that if a person's first season is about people getting to know you, a person's second season is about everyone coming after you. Or something to that effect. Basically guess who will be the target next?

THIS. It's on my new wifi system and other than the finale which I never saw completely...I feel no desire to do it. But I am sure you remember how heated that season made me and why. I did and I LOVED every minute of it. I still love Sutton doing it. Southerner in me gets it. In other news, I see Lipsa decided it was a good idea to come for Garcelle's kids. I also see that Monique found her parrot. And CONGRATS, PORSHA!!!! I can't believe the turn her life is making. I really enjoyed the RACE IN AMERICA (without Andy hosting) that was on after RHOP last night. You think as a black man, you have experienced and seen everything, but that was still quite eye-opening.

Darn.

EXCUSE ME?? If you want to look for someone looking for relevancy, BobbleheadTina, you can go look in the mirror. Everyone knows Denise's name, Charlie's name, and a few famous singers even when they haven't released a record lately. Who are you in this world? No one even knows your name? Tarao McLina or something. Whatevs. RME.

NVM. Dispproven.

*Jaw drops with the quickness*

And that's why in the case of Karen re: Michael's accountability she and Ashley will never completely get along.

Oooooooooo

Yeah, LuAnn (of course!!!) and I love the Madonna-from-that-short-film-I-don't-know-the-name-to vibe that Sonja is giving off with that mask and she cut her hair. It is giving me the Bun look she had...hmmm Season 10...reunion which I feel was her best reunion I've seen ever. It was PERFECTION and deliciously mod.

NY REUNION LOOKS ARE OUT!!! AND...TINSLEY WAS THERE!!!!

Well...No. lol. I was js. Some men just can't control that need. I've been saying since I was in Lockdown that it was just a matter of time. People are barely managing it now. It mutates will they give a D#$n then? My friend who I graduated from college with and is a teacher just moved to St. Louis. And she is scared to even consider going into schools. I told her my brother (not to mention a lot of my family on my father's side) are up there and they don't feel safe for schools either. Now I'm just worried for her, too.

God, she is sooo beautiful. Reminds me of a disco diva version of herself from this video. But I need that. lol. I didn't realize she premiered the video for it.

He could get it from me, too to be honest. Woof!!! And thank you Re: Season 8. I don't remember there being filler and yes it was well paced. And then from there, LuAnn went from powersuit to powersuit to powersuit the next few episodes like a Boss Bitca. That was when I fell in love with her. Unbothered indeed. Same. I've mentioned things in here and it gets lost for pages and then someone else mentions what I said 3 pages back and it's like 'wait what? that was 3 pages ago. lol.'

And apparently Jill, Kelly, Heather, Kristen, Cindy, and THE PIRATE were on WWHL with LuAnn. So cute. I think I'm going to binge the post-Tinsley episodes this weekend to get a feel for how I feel. Sounds like it was a great episode though.

POTOMAC Okay, I broke down and watched it. My cousin was picking on me for not watching it. I think I created a monster. lol. In a word...MESS. In case no one in here has watched it... s p o i l e r s p a c e Wow. Hell froze over, didn't it? I never thought I would see the day where Monique and Gizelle work together. And you know what? They were a hoot. lol See what happens when you use your powers for good? And I think I will stand by what I said Ashley vs Candiace is a much better rivalry for me. Closer to age and evenly matched. And I found it very telling when Candiace was talking to Chris and she had the TH about how her worries about having a baby and how she was jealous of the fact that Ashley wanted one and had one now and how she would be a good mother while here is Candiace worried she would be like her mom. That was real talk. For once. it was also the thoroughline for that whole rivalry...not that she would say that to Ashley's face. it definitely has legs. I could even respect the fact that Candiace WAS willing to talk one on one with Ashley and give that apology wanted so much...but not in front of the group. And you know what? That is her right. The fact that Ashley did not jump on that chance tells me she wanted to see Candiace humiliated and guess what? Candiace knows that, too and she ain't about that life...ho. lol. KAREN. Awww. All she wanted was those three little words. Though I don't think she understood that Ray was just joking with her. So...the disconnect/miscommunication is real. La sigh. Other than that, she was a hoot. And I lived for her and Wendy's comments at the dinner. And sorry, Karen...I giggled just like Robyn did at Wendy's comment about you having sex. Forgive me. GIZELLE. Well, it was nice to see her and Monique getting along. But she was still stirring that pot. Though again, it was a hoot. Cuz come on!!! Didn't we all want to be reminded why Charisse have beef with Monique again? And since then, it now has to do with Monique's trainer? Oooooo...juicy. However, like I said last week...she can't push Candiace into an apology with Ashley. That will just make her a target. And she already got a STFU from Candiace. You want more? ROBYN. Had some of the best comments this time around. Other than that, it looks like Juan might really marry her. I am shocked. MONIQUE. Darn...cracks in her friendship with Candiace already. It does seem shady (especially with that messy clip from next week) that Candiace is setting her up for a fall. And I didn't like that Candiace wants to play selective amnesia @erikajayne about why Charisse and Monique has beef. It has been established over the last season or so...not including this latest bit with the trainer. And since Charisse has been dragged often by Candiace, why would she be at the party like a stalker? It doesn't add up unless she was invited by Candiace. Not a good look on her. What is a good look is Monique being calm and adult about it. For now. She did what Candiace did to Ashley at the table...a 'we can talk one on one' about it later. I like she is staying above the mess. ASHLEY. I don't like that trick. I will say that having a baby and dealing with post partum makes her more real. More relatable. And I liked that Gizelle and Monique worked to get her out of the house like friends would do. But she winded a way a lot of the goodwill she got from these first two episodes by not taking the one on one immediately. No, she would rather sit there and attack/gangup on Candiace. For what? She simply does what you do behind her back. Which you proved by throwing some sassy little remarks of your own. Party should have stayed on what it was about...Ashley's coming out party. Not 'let's ambush Candiace.' Candiace already proved in Season 3 she can hold her own against a group. And that was exactly for better or worse what she did here. And now...she has a sidekick. Who I suspect after this dinner got your number which is where the drama for you will be coming from next. Surprisingly enough in this case, I was Team Candiace. CANDIACE. You know what? Writing all of that, I guess Ash and Can are two sides of the same coin. Why? Because they both had moments where they were relatable. For a moment. And just like Ashley showed out at the dinner...well, what I don't have Candiace's back on is the railroading of Monique. Sorry. No. You can get selective amnesia on that. Everyone knows you don't like Charisse. I believe Monique would have told you why and will remind you. So no. She was in the wrong on that. And doubling down on that is going to end their friendship quick. And coming after her like Monique is Ashley won't end good for you. But I guess I can understand since Gizelle, Robyn, and Wendy are treating you like a Queen Bee and it has gone to your head. But..no. WENDY. Hilarious through out. But that slight shade at Karen. Bad girl. I definitely like her getting a feel for everyone and it's clear she's that friend who if your friend don't like her YOU don't like her chick. I can respect that. Loved it. And next week looks like more mess. Here for it. I think you said sooo much better than how I was trying to convey it re: Denise. It was like you could literally see her wheels turning. And I found it fascinating to watch. It is also why I can't wait for her to take off the gloves which it looks like she will do next week. Because if this is her non-confrontational, her confrontational must be a whole mood. Same on Dorit. I feel weird typing that, but it's true. I remember Erika. But who are you talking about? What other one?

THIS. Annnnd THIS.

As am I!!! She said in the voice of reason aka common sense unlike Erika doing it with Denise when she was only being petty boots. And Queen Bee...

BH Hm. I guess I should start with the fact that it seems like they cut out a scene from the trailer. Or I missed it when I went to put my clothes in the dryer. lol. But I think it was cut...part of the scene where Garcelle, Erika, Denise, and Lipsa were driving around. Hmmm...TT says that the season was indeed cut down from 20 to 16 because allegedly there was 'lack of content.' Really? Sounds like that cease and desist came up reeeeeeeal quick on them. Also probably what the 'break' was for IMHO. I am now wondering when it was put in effect. And how subtle Denise was about it. Well, I was definitely into the episode and I'm looking forward to Denise's claws coming out. That said... KYLE. It's funny how she wanted to bring up Brandi vs MIAMI Joanna. It would so be even funny if Joanna would put in an appearance now that she's been 'cameoed' into the show by a headline. Kyle couldn't even lie properly. You know Brandi's history of lying so you cannot just sit there 30 minutes after the dinner and be all...'Brandi always tells the truth.' Or...no...she doesn't. Still angry that Denise called you out all that time ago...and wanting to break up a marriage and hurt kids. So my question for Kyle...HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT THE HUSBAND? *stares* DORIT. LOL!!! at her being late to Instrgram...AGAIN. That said...I admit that I liked her continuing to think for herself. I only wish she held Kyle's feet to the fire longer. ERIKA. Thank you for the PK flashback. That said...it's funny how she forgets that she was the one who started with Aaron. And still upset Aaron got her all the way together. I liked that Denise apologized for her man in order to save face. However she lost good will when she tried to get Denise to tell the group what had been said about them. Uh...no. She doesn't need to...that is what being a good friend and keeping someone's confidence is about. You might want to leave that...when you find your heart. LIPSA. Self righteous doesn't work on you, dear. You want to be mad at your friend of 20 years for her saying that someone you trusted said you had sex with the person behind the rumor...but you wouldn't tell said friend of 20 years that someone had said the same thing about her. I was also curious if that was the same place where Garcelle called Lipsa out about being the bad guy and thus we got ANOTHER scene cut (hmm...lot of scenes being cut and not the right ones...hmmm). Not that Garcelle didn't give great talking head. Like her comment about Lipsa being on Instrgram dancing halfnaked when she had a daughter with body issues. #gold Lipsa is nothing but fake. And will do anything for drama which is why everyone assumed SHE was the one to sleep with Brandi. GARCELLE. Great Greek choir this episode again. And was shading people good. She also had some interesting looks at the last dinner in the episode. And she was great comedy when she got tipsy. I continue to enjoy her friendship with Denise...didn't realize it was that faaaaar back, too...for Denise to be there for her when she went through her divorce. Makes Lipsa look even worse for how she is acting with Denise. DENISE. YOU CALL OUT THAT FAKE FRIEND, GIRL!!! I know when I've been blindsided by a friend 1)all bets are off and 2)I will be cornering said friend ALONE to call them out and rather than a public callout...unless it is warranted. And how Lipsa was still sitting here trying to find an angle. Just...ugh. Were you ever her friend at? I liked how subtle Denise was. It was clear she was blindsided. She gathered the information she needed while playing nice when she wanted to run for the hills. I agree with Garcelle in her TH. She has had to deal with Charlie Sheen and was dealing with him at that time. Denise can and has always made it known she has no problem being confrontational. In fact, that is what I feel she is doing right now in RL which is why so much is being editing. But on the show...she is playing possum on those girls. Being...dare I say it...strategic? Talking with Lipsa. Making a bit of peace when Erika when she later said she did not want to due to Night 1. Trying to get a plane out, but can't. But since she has to stay there...might as well call it like she sees it...which is next week...when her claws finally come out and they remember who the F#ck they are dealing with. And I hope she gives it GOOD. SUTTON. A hoot. God, the fact she bought everyone boots to wear and really only packed those cuz she was in Rome to shop and had the money to refill her luggage with clothes for her. LOL!!! Talk about rich. SHADOWBOXER CHICK. YOU LOST AGAIN. Go see if your dad has a light. #denisewinning

HAHAHAHA!!! You picked good company. Cuz said what you will...Dorit has definitely been a LOT more likeable this season by being tongue-in-cheek about everything while giving all kinds of fashion in a way that Erika WISHED she could do with her glam squad. Clearly someone learned how to play the game. And I hear that Garcelle is the standout tonight and I'm looking forward to it. 5 minutes here.

POTOMAC First of all, that was a good preimere. It reestablished everyone and where we left off. And me and my wine was hollering. It was so good. Yes, I know Episode 2 is available. Yes, my cousin wants me to go ahead and watch it. No, you all comments are not helping. And yes, I will probably do it anyway. MONIQUE. Queen. Got a parrot trained. Got her new baby trained. And a bounce-back body. So of course, everyone is hating on her. I also liked that she made up with Candiace. Sad knowing what is about to happen. KAREN. DIVA. I am sorry to see there might be problems with her and Ray. But I understand. Relationships are hard period. Moreso when there is an age difference. I have always found that I relate to people younger than and older than me. And while I would never date younger again lol, I cannot quit an older man. They just have that...something. But eventually, the age difference does pop up. So I feel for her. ROBYN. Unbothered. Though I'm not sure if Juan is going to go through with it. GIZELLE. Stays stirring that pot. STAYS. I definitely think her and Candiace being close is more about 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend' than a real friendship. And I also think Giz is creating a monster that she will not be able to control as much as she thinks she can with CandyA. All because she hates on the fact that Monique has FOUR houses. As for Shady Phae Phae's Mr. Chocolate, when even the kids are calling him out...their own kids...you know something is up. I predict that where Giz will go wrong is by trying to force Candiace to forgive Ashley. NOT HAPPENING. CANDIACE. At this point, I feel she might be setting herself up to be the Ashley this season. Ashley has always been the pot-stirrer. Even more than Gizelle. And she still has a grudge against Ashley. I agree I don't think it is a concidence that Charisse was there when Candiace has draggggggged her all over Potomac. There's an angle. And that angle is Mo. That of course that would mean that Candiace did not forgive completely at their flashback meal. And then we have Wendy who is friends with her and we know what they say about the people we associate with. And from the promo, we know Wendy will also have an issue with Ashley. We also know Candiace is far from done with Ashley as well. Gotta admit Candiace vs Ashley is a vicious rivalry, but surprisingly evenly matched. If Candiace ever gets over her weak spot (her mother) and Ashley can't use it, game over for Ashley I feel. And Lol at the fact for all of that...Candiace is still trying to keep up with the Jones when it's HER MOTHER who is a Jones. Her...not so much. ASHLEY. Motherhood becomes her. And I like her and Monique bonding over their babies. That said...I am pretty sure I said how much I disliked Ashley and her attempts to try to get sympathy during all the Michael drama last season. While needed as the resident pot-stirrer, I don't like her. But again...she has that rivalry coming her way so I am sure she won't want to give up that 'crown' as RP. WENDY. I like her so far. I loved she is currently calling out Mr. Prez on the schools open. She is relevant. I've been liking her on news outlet speaking common sense. I am sorry it seems (for now) that she and Karen don't get along. And that foreshadowing at the end...PERFECTION. Even more than the opening.

Going by what Karen says online, they eventually iron out their differences though so there's that. I love both. See? YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT!!! lol. I am trying not to watch Episode 2...and you are making it HARD. Meanwhile...I guess Gizelle came for Monique. Monique's response...