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I believe that would be the Paul Hanley character.

"When I saw Janet I was like 'WOW GURL youactually look like a BAHBIE DAWL. You go gurl in your pink Louis!'" LOLOLOLOL! The way Jackie said that just slayed me. She is so bizarre and fun. I LOVE the way she talks. She is just the gift that keeps giving. If you could combine cities, I'd pair these women with Kyle, Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda from Beverly Hills and watch the BH girls get eaten alive in every way.

I personally don't believe that Miami is 100% coming back. DC was in negotiations for season 2 before it was canceled and I imagine Miami is in negotiations depending on how well the search goes for new housewives and how well other Bravo shows do. Since so many are doing well and are basically housewives shows, I think that will hurt Miami. Right now you have Married To Medicine, Blood Sweat and Heels and Shah's of Sunset all doing well. Also, Blood Sweat and Heels is casting a spin-off in DC and I'm sure Married To Medicine has one in the works somewhere.

You know, another thing. I notice in a couple of blogger reports they're talking about how out of line Kenya is for calling Apollo a jailbird and things of that nature. I don't get that. It seems like people are willing to give anything a pass just because they don't like her. Phaedra has been hating on her all season, Apollo has been lying on her plus we know Apollo (and probably Phaedra) is guilty of what he is accused of. I feel like Apollo gets a pass on everything wih these fools. No lies told. It's not forced, it's just on fire. I hope the ratings keep going up. This is their new season 3.

I could see Porsha getting sent home. If Kenya refused to remain filming then you KNOW Bravo is going to choose her over Porsha, who was basically gonna get fired anyway. Also, they have endless guest stars appearing and Porsha isn't relevant to any of their stories, so that just gives them an extra spot on the couch.

The only way I could've seen Season 5 working without Kenya is if Kim remained and her feud with Kandi became the big story of the year. I could also see Kim and Nene reuniting during that season, but otherwise I'm not sure what they could've done because NO ONE was bringing it last year. Season 5 remains my least favorite season, to be honest. Kenya was the main saving grace.

Kenya's first season made a huge splash. Last season wouldn't have worked without her, especially with Kim leaving. Nene was playing it cool and nobody else had much of a storyline. I'm not saying she was a beloved castmember, but she perfectly replaced Sheree as the center of drama.

Kenya is the reason the show didn't sink once Kim and Sheree left.

I don't place Nene above Sheree and Kim in importance. She's just the one that remained, but season one and two mainly worked because of that Kim/Nene/Sheree dynamic. It was what made RHOA the hit that it is.

On the subject of Nene, I must say that she is doing all the right things right now outside of RHOA. She's not doing great in terms of dancing on Dancing with the Stars, but she's bringing it with her personality and the character aspect of the dances. She's not being rude to the judges or contestants and is coming off VERY WELL. I also think the Cirque du Soleil show is a good idea for her. It's different and she will probably work better in that format than on TV since she still needs to work on her acting. Depending on her reunion performance I might be back on Team Nene. I just finished season one of RHOA which is HILARIOUS and I've just watched the first episode of season 2. It's amazing how much of an upgrade the show got with just one season. Kandi is one of the greatest additions of all time and deserves to be considered an original IMO. She's a core cast member just as much as Nene is IMO. She brought it from the first episode and her first season was an unbelievable roller-coaster ride.

Wow. IMO that just adds to the list of why I don't like Porsha. She is a weak, dumb woman and she is only fighting to secure a spot and because she can't defend herself in an intelligent way. For the majority of this season her storyline has been making it seem like Kordell was gay with HER WORDS, so for her to fight Kenya over that is crazy. I bet Kenya slayed her ass with words and she couldn't take it anymore. My guess is that she didn't understand some of the words Kenya used and that upset her even more. I'm sure this will work and will secure Porsha's spot next season IF Kenya agrees to sign on for next season with Porsha still around.

I noticed that now that Aviva has been busted with the Ghostwriter, she's admitting to it in her blog and praising Carole to high heavens and talking about how it was a misunderstanding and stupid fight. Yeah right, 'vivs. Also, Carole tweeted that she's going to ignore Aviva the rest of the season, so we don't have to worry about Book-Gate taking over the entire season. ETA: Has anybody else noticed that so much of what we saw in the RHONY trailer is happening right off the bat? So far this is an EPIC season IMO and is reminding me of season 3. I can't believe next week you already have LuAnn's first episode and things are kicking off with Heather and Aviva's obnoxious friend. I'm in Real Housewives Heaven!

Melbourne is EVERYTHING. Jackie is HILARIOUS and Gina is just a goddess. Gina would eat the vast majority of housewives alive. She's very rational which is what is killing these other bitches. I thought I liked Lydia at first, but she is so much more superficial than I thought. She likes to brag and stir the pot, but then wants to act all innocent. I can't wait to watch this weeks episode when I get home! I actually expected this version to suck based on early pictures and stuff, but it is perfect and so glamourous! Just a RHOA update: 3 more episodes and then the reunion will start. I'm guessing for a three part reunion and a lost footage so they'll be airing until the middle of May. I hope Bravo holds off on RHONJ as long as possible. As it stands Married to Medicine is a housewives show and 3 housewives shows at once is just too much. Let RHOC and RHONY hold things down and then I would launch RHONJ once Married To Medicine wraps.

I could see Marlo, Mynique and Natalie as surprise guest stars.

Last year we had to spend several episodes where Aviva berated Sonja and Ramona for things LUANN did. Despite not even being there she was adamant that they were out whoring around and bringing men home. As Carole said, the woman is deranged.

Carole bringing up the ghostwriter thing makes perfect sense considering the entire time Aviva was sucking up Carole's ass she never mentioned writing or being a writer. This is obviously a book deal that was given to her based on her appearance on the show. It's perfectly reasonable to hire a writer to co-write you book when you aren't a writer. Every non-Carole housewife (except Simon & Alex who co-wrote their book) had a ghostwriter or a co-writer. Most celebrities have co-writers are ghostwriters, yet we're meant to believe Aviva wrote hers by herself? I just don't buy it. From Carole's blog:

Next week looks AMAZING for NYC. When Carole grabbed Aviva's face she looked like she wanted to go Nene-on-Kim on her. Aviva is just so nasty! I LOVE HER! It takes very little to set her off and then she is VICIOUS! I couldn't believe the way she came after Carole. It was clear that Carole wasn't insulting her with the ghostwriter reference since AVIVA IS NOT A WRITER. And I absolutely believe Carole when she says Aviva had ASKED HER to find a co-writer, hence why she brought it up. Aviva is VERY sneaky and she doesn't need the truth on her side to adamantly state things. I just can't believe they're getting crunk so fast. And I LOVE that it feels natural and not forced. Other highlights are Heather, who is just killing it at life! Holla! the stuff with her son is VERY real and heart-wrenching and I love that she pays tribute to the sons donor. This reminds me of Aviva with the charity (for the children who are missing legs!) last season. Because of how these issues affected these women you actually believe that they're truly down for these causes and not doing it for publicity. Another scene I can't wait for is Avery going to college. I have been riding with Avery since season one. She's a mini-Ramona in looks, but *so* different in personality. It's going to be so sad to see her leave. THIS is a Real Housechild. We've seen so many be obnoxious and it's nice to see one that is real and relatable like Avery. !@#$%^&*] Yolanda and her kids, I'm Team Avery over every Housechild. Seeing Ramona so emotional over her leaving is giving me life. Again, this just feels real and they're filming at the perfect time. Ramona is the MVP of this season so far for presenting a new side of herself and it not coming off forced. Overall I give RHONY the MVP for Comeback Kid. They are WORKING it this season and it doesn't feel forced or desperate. I HOPE the ratings go up. IMO having 3 Housewives shows at once is a huge mistake. I hope the ratings go up once it's just ATL is gone.

I find Into The Blue to be an epic song and her best lead single since Can't Get You Out Of My Head. I can't understand why her label didn't do more promo for it. She should've performed it on The Brits and the fact that they didn't do one televised performance in the UK is just crazy. I was so sad to see it miss the top 10. Sexercize is meant as a buzz track and I hope it does well. The album is at #2 in the charts, which is good at least. Still shocked that she's with Roc Nation and they've done so little to promote. It'll be interesting to see what the promo is like in the US. The actual album is very good. I Was Gonna Cancel is FANTASTIC and sounds unique to Kylie and not like Pharrell gave her cast-offs. Same with the two Sia (who executive produced the album) written songs, Sexercize and Kiss Me Once which are both album highlights that sound like Kylie songs. If Only is probably the highest high on the album and definitely deserves the single treatment. Sexy Love, If Only, Kiss Me Once, I Was Gonna Cancel and Les Sex could all be good singles from this album. I hope she releases different singles in different territories so we get more videos!

Luann's feud with Ramona was one of the most poorly acted reality stories I've ever seen. She came off very desperate and Ramona seemed confused by it. Ramona is still friends with Alex and I believe Bethenny keeps in touch with Alex, Sonja and Ramona, but I doubt they are close.

It's so crazy to think of all the different sides to Luann we've been able to see. She was REALLY vicious in season 4. I loved her that way, especially with Alex. That is one of the biggest reasons Luann didn't work in season 5 for me. They got rid of her closest allies (Jill/Kelly) and her only rival (Alex). I think Alex would've been the perfect bridge so the season didn't start off boring. Her and Luann would've been going at it and she would've clicked with Heather and Carole.

That season 3 reunion is in the Top 5 reunions for me. It was just classic. The entire arc with Kelly was so hilarious because she was so delusional. Even her own team seemed embarrassed by her. If I were to rank my Top 5 Reunions, it would probably be: 1. RHOA: Season 4 - This reunion gets top placing due to how fabulous everybody looked and because it wasn't just one moment that was good, but the entire 3 parts. This was drag levels of shade being thrown and the reads were out of this world. 2. RHONJ: Season 2 - Again, this was a reunion that was good from beginning to end with everybody in the mix. The ending hug with Jacqueline and Danielle will forever be in my heart! 3. RHONY: Season 3 - It just doesn't get more entertaining than this. Everybody got into the action and between Kelly, Bethenny and Jill, there wasn't a bad moment. 4. RHOA: Season 1 - I shouldn't even need to explain this one. Nene on fire about to beat Kim's ass, Lisa about to kill Kim for talking about her kids, DeShawn giggling like a damn fool. This was must see. This set the standard IMO. 5. RHODC - Odd choice to some, but I found this very entertaining and it's no surprise ratings went up for both of these episodes. The ladies were fired up and looked fabulous. I found them a lot more polished (especially Cat) and ready to go. I think Andy and the other ladies did a good job of taking Michaele to task for the White House incident and we got some good moments with Cat being confronted for being a potential racist. I thought this reunion did a good job to set up the second season that never was. Shame we never got a follow through with Stacie's trip to Kenya.

I think she cares, but she's not reacting the way they want her to. I think this was a huge miscalculation on everyone's part to try and sell Lisa as the villain this season. I think Lisa would be an absolute fool to even consider being friends with Brandi. Basically Brandi's entire time on the show she has been at odds with Kyle and talked mad shyt about her and especially Kim. I'm not saying it wasn't deserved, but the fact that she's close with the Richard sisters is absolutely bizarre. And Yolanda has suddenly gotten a pass when her and Kyle were feuding over Yolanda calling her a liar last season. When did they patch things up? Their relationship and why Kyle let that slide make no sense to me. I'm so over Yolanda and Brandi.

LMAO! I'm done with Lisa. Why is she so effortless in her slayage?! :D I love that she doesn't let these women work her up too much. I hope that if she does return next season that she makes no efforts to repair things with Yolanda or Brandi. I feel Kyle burned herself by listening to Yolanda and Brandi, two people who have said and done much worse things to her.

I feel like Peter is almost always doing the most, that's been his MO the entire season. Peter has always been a complete jerk the difference is that it's expanding beyond the people he typically is rude to so it's a bigger story. Messing with Cynthia, Kandi and Porsha is one thing, but going after Nene (although I do feel he was in the right) is never going to be taken lying down. Sheree was right when she said these ladies are scared to approach Nene in the way that she and Kim did. If these women remain scared I'm glad Peter is at least taking her to task.

Kenya, Nene, Cynthia, Kandi, Marlo, Kim and Sheree would be epic. After WWHL yesterday I think you'd have a team of Nene/Kim/Sheree vs everybody and of course at some point Nene/Kim/Sheree would fall apart and it would all be glorious to watch. ETA: I COMPLETELY disagree that Peter is trying too hard. LET HIM HOLD HIS PEACH! As we learned on Beverly Hills this past season, you need a strong cast of supporting characters or it doesn't work. Peter is the only thing Cynthia has going for herself other than the friendship with Nene. In order to be a GREAT housewife you need a good non-housewife scene partner and Peter is that in spades. I LOVE the way the husbands get a fair amount of screentime. It's one of the many reasons ATL is epic, as opposed to some of the other shows. Peter is the only reason I want Cynthia to stick around with his sexy Uncle Ben looking ass.