Julie Andrews' PSYCHO STALKER's Fan-Fiction!

the following is from an EIGHT PAGE short story called Miracles Happen, Not Only Once In Your Life But When You Believe! . Its one of the funniest things ive ever read :lol:

In the story, a 13 year old Scottish orphan manages to get Julie Andrews (!!) to adopt her... its absurd, addictive and just a little frightening...

FULL STORY:

http://groups.msn.com/JulieAndrewsInspirat...l/myfanfic.msnw

FAVORITE EXERPTS:

Julie looked up and said, "I thought i saw someone watching me" I couldn't help but laugh.

She told me to sit down and we sat and spoke about things and the show, she asked if there were any faults in it. But i told her it was perfect as usual.

She didn't understand what i meant by as usual and asked if i had seen it before, I said that i had been in the States for 3 weeks and had the show 8 times a week for 3 weeks!!

She was stunned. I don't think she ever met anyone like that before but oh well...that's me different.

still couldn't sleep and went out to stand on the balcony, and on the other side was Julie standing there. I jumped over to her side and we went inside and played scrabble, It was nearing midnight. !

Julie thanked me and I asked, "What For?" she answered, "If You Hadn't Come To Stay With Us, Do You Really Think I Would Be Doinf This? No. You Know How Much I Love Singing And you Pushed Me To Do This Concert Because YOU Knew I Could Do It, When No-one Else Thought I Could. I Am Happy Again. I Feel Like I've Got A Part Of Me Back That I Thought I Had Lost Forever. And For That I Am Eternally Grateful!"

I didn't know what to say. She didn't say anything either. She just gave me cuddles as I cried into her shoulder. She knew why I was crying, she knew that what she had just said meant so much to me.

"I cried and cried because I couldn't do it but Julie said it was ok, but it wasn't. Everything in my past was holding me back from having a future. Everything played on my mind while we were out in the garden. I mucked everything up that Julie asked me to do. She asked what was up with me but I didn't answer her. She Screamed, "What The Hell Is Up With You Today? You're Starting To Annoy Me!" I shouted back At Her, "The Whole Point Of Being An Orphan, That's Whats Bothering Me If You Must Now!!" I ran off into the house.

As I stormed in, Carol came walking in and asked for Julie. I never said anything to her. Just kept running. Julie was running after me, I could hear her clattering behind me as I slammed the door. I could hear two sets of footsteps though. Uh Oh. She'd got Blake to come up too. I was in trouble. S**t!

She flew my door open, walked in slowly and calmly said, "Being And Orphan Isn't So Bad. Think About It, You Could Be A Lot Worse. You Could Be Dying Or Disabled. Think Yourself Lucky. You May Not Have A Mother Or Father But There Are People In The World Who Love You..." "Like Who?” I Said Abruptly. "Like Me, Blake and Carol" she said as she tried to give me a hug. I shrugged her off. A tear came trickling down her cheek. I knew the moment that I saw the first tear fall that I’d done wrong. I loved Julie what was I fighting with her for. I jumped out of my bed and ran to the door. Wrapped my arms around her and gave the tightest cuddle in the whole entire world. She was just too special to waste!"

"Julie sat in her office for hours thinking and writing on sheets of paper. The piles of crushed paper piled up on the ground. I sat on the bottom of the stair watching her. Every movement she made, I noticed it.

Every single little flick of the wrist, twist of the neck or bend of the fingers had meanings of their own. She was annoyed at something. Immediately all the paper was all over the room. I don't know why I was angry but I stormed in screaming, "What Are You Doing?"

"I'm Fed Up With It All, Everyone Thinks I'm Maria Von-Trapp or Mary Poppins....But I'm Not...I'm ME!!!" She shouted!

"Ok, Right. Keep Your Wig On! Put Out The Fire. Calm Down." I said calmly.

"Just Go Away And Leave Me Alone" she screamed at the top of her voice

"How’s about MAKE ME!!!! I'm going nowhere Until you spill all!" I replied

"Why Don't You Just Bog Off, I Can't Help You. Your A Lost Cause!" She said as she lifted her hand and slapped my face!

I went to grab her wrist as she reached my face, but I missed. Slap, right across my face. It felt worse than it was. I couldn't believe her light, dainty hands could cause so much pain in one strike!

I clutched onto my cheek. She just stood there staring down at me but looking right through me. She reached out to help me up but I slapped her hand away, I didn't want or need her help. I was fine without her. Why did she have to come and ruin my life? Well that's not true. It was ruined without her but this was getting worse.

"You're An Ungrateful Little Rat!" She screamed when I pushed her away, as she came back and slapped me again!

"What ever you like to think" I said sarcastically, As I lifted my hand and Slapped her back. Oh No. I didn't realise what I was doing. I didn't mean to hit her. It just happened.

She stepped back, shocked at what I had just done. I said I was sorry while tears streamed down my face. She said she was sorry and cuddled me close. We lay there on top of the paper crying."

Julie was the one who saw the sign saying 'Welcome To Glasgow'. My dreams seemed to be coming true slowly. And my stomach lurched. I dived for the window. Right out of the window, I was sick everywhere. Blake hated the sight of sick and turned away but Julie helped me and gave me sips of water and held on tight to my hand while her other arm was around my back. She tried to soothe me. She sang to me

It Was Where I Belonged, I Don't Anymore. I Can't. Before I Was Alone, Now I'm Not!!!