Members Scotty Posted June 29, 2006 Members Share Posted June 29, 2006 Operation removes lightbulb from anus Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET Dr. Aftab Ahmed reads an X-ray of prison inmate Fateh Mohammad at a hospital in Multan June 28, 2006. (Asim Tanveer/Reuters) MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted June 30, 2006 Members Share Posted June 30, 2006 Talk about a "bright" idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted June 30, 2006 Members Share Posted June 30, 2006 All I can say, in my best Chandler Bing impression, is Oh, my GOD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Keith Posted June 30, 2006 Members Share Posted June 30, 2006 You mean Janice, right JSF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted June 30, 2006 Members Share Posted June 30, 2006 Could he BE any more stupid? (that is a Chandler reference). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted July 1, 2006 Members Share Posted July 1, 2006 Keith, no. Actually, I was mimicking Chandler MIMICKING Janice. Remember that ep? He said, "Oh, my GOD!" While true, he also said, "Oh, my GOD!" You boys need to rewatch your "Friends" DVDs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Toups Posted July 1, 2006 Administrator Share Posted July 1, 2006 True, Chandler said it a couple of times, but Friends fans identify that phrase with Janice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted July 1, 2006 Members Share Posted July 1, 2006 Perhaps, but notice I didn't say I was mimicking Chandler's catchphrase; I just said I was mimicking Chandler saying "Oh, my GOD!" .. Geez, I can't believe this has caused such controversy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Toups Posted July 1, 2006 Administrator Share Posted July 1, 2006 But you said it was a Chandler impression, that's why people corrected you. I take my Friends seriously. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted July 1, 2006 Members Share Posted July 1, 2006 Aye, aye, aye, semantics! But due to a poor choice of words, I'll concede I lost this round. That said, I just read this topic in-depth. And um, am I the only one who would TOTALLY wake up if I felt someone jamming a LIGHT BULB um...there? And another thing: it didn't shatter?! And would it? Obviously, I've never done...that...before. But this whole thing just shocks me. And I have to wonder about questions like these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members All My Shadows Posted July 1, 2006 Members Share Posted July 1, 2006 How can you not feel someone sticking a lightbulb in your ass?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JER Soaps Fan Posted July 1, 2006 Members Share Posted July 1, 2006 So we're agreed. This man is totally lying about not knowing how it got there. Second questions: how does one get PLEASURE from a GLASS LIGHT BULB?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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