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2/10

This doesn't feel like a movie, but more like a computer game. The cringe robotic cat that is always silent and completely unrealistic adds up to that effect. Not scary. Just bland. Was falling asleep. Expected much MORE. 

NEEEXT.

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We are finally going to see Longlegs tonight! It's finally in cinemas all around town.

We are going in 4 hours and I'm already soo excited. I've been dying to see this movie for a year now.

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10 OUT OF F-CKING 10

WOW!

I can't say how much I LOVED this movie. I used to be a huge horror fan back in the day, and I'm a true crime researcher, so it DOES take a lot to scare me and disturb me. LIKE A-LOT. But just hearing the strange feminine voice of Nicholas Cage's serial killer in the first minutes of the movie... made my blood go cold. What a monster of character Cage created! This will be studied for decades, believe me! It's Baby Jane and Joker level of legendary. 

I was feeling uneasy and wanting to leave the cinema after the first 5 minutes. If it wasn't for my husband, I probably would have left. I even stood up and tried to couple of times, but he stopped me. I'm a 29 year old man and I watch The Bold And The Beautiful - it takes a lot to scare me! 

The movie is for 16+ age group, so you can guess how unsettling it is. It starts terrorizing you in the first couple of minutes and doesn't let you have a calm minute till the end.  BRUTAL. I can't believe I didn't go out of the cinema. 

The face of Longlegs has literally been engraved in my mind right now... and I don't know how I'm going to sleep.  

It goes straight to Number 1 of my list of horror movies.

BRAVA! It's doing amazing box office right now too! 

I recommend it only to people who have healthy mental situations and can handle disturbing things. I don't recommend to people who haven't regularly watched horror movies.

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We spend money on tickets and food for this piece of [!@#$%^&*] in the cinema... that I will need therapy to forget how bad it was.

A complete disgrace and joke compared to the original. It felt like a teen-parody. Bad acting. Cringe scenes. Absurd. 

0/10 - the worst movie I've seen in my entire life. 

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I don't care about the hate that Blake Lively's been getting. I don't care if she is a mean girl in her real life or not... I only care that she gives a performance of a lifetime in this movie.

I left the theatre with tears in my eyes. A stunning performance, that made me re-live part of my childhood. Deals with the important and hard issue of domestic abuse.

Stunning, hard to swallow, making you question things in your life, movie.

10/10! 

I really don't care about the haters and people saying the movie is bad just to pile on the Blake Lively hate train.

It's not bad. It's not good. It's a masterpiece. Yes, melodramatic, but still masterpiece.

Rocked me to my core!

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7/10

The first one hour is solid 10/10, but the last 45 minutes have a lot of cringe moments and unbelievable twists... that I still enjoyed, but the movie slipped into American Horror Story level of camp while at first it had more class.

I loved it though, since it kept me interested and for a person with ADHD like me... this is hard to do. 

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4.5/10

So disappointed. I had bigger hopes for this movie based on the trailer. But I should finally learn my lesson that is - the best movies always have bad trailers and vice versa.

The first 30-50 minutes it was building up nicely and I would have given it a solid 6,5 - 7, but then the second half ruined what it build up.

It took everything that worked in Rosemary's baby and turned it into the most basic Netflix-type movie style of film-making. So uninspired and reductive.

And the worst part of the whole experience was that this movie was not creepy or scary AT ALL. I was waiting for that moment of dread that never came. It was not campy either, which could have saved it. 

Overall it is a testament to how GREAT Rosemary's baby was. It makes Rosemary's baby seem like the world's most creepiest movie ever. And apartment 7A is like a piece of cheap candy. 

Sigh.

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One of the most absurd things I've watched in my entire life. Such a fall from grace... in comparison to the first movie. A horrible, unforgettable flop. A confused mess. Lady Gaga acting in CINEMA should be against the law. Like... she literally has to be stopped.  I'm traumatized from how bad this movie was. I really can't believe they thought this should follow the original Joker. Disturbing.

 

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P.S People in the cinema were cringing and laughing. This was a complete opposite reaction to what the first movie delivered back in the day. I remember how FREAKED the whole room was at the premiere of the OG movie. 

Disaster. 

 

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