AMC: Friday

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Blood on Ryan's Hands

Ryan just looked all silly and stupid like he rode in on his white horse with his superhero cape stuck down in his butt crack ready to whip out so he could knock everyone down with the stench. Sheesh all the beloved Queen Anibelle did was draw some blood or had it done for her just to see if she is the miracle fetus (oh wait that is Josh), err, miracle donor to save Ritchie. Now, mind you, this is not necessarily a guarantee that she can donate her bone marrow to Ritchie. It is just merely a test (one Ryan thinks you should study for, mind you) to see if it is a match. Once it comes back as a match, I am sure Annie and Ryan will pontificate to Ritchie about how low down dirty he is to do this to Annie and that she is just the poor innocent victim in all of this. I can hear it now and see it as well...Ferret Face running around barking like a St. Bernard flailing his arms with bug eyes galore, blah blah blah, and yet the entire time you will have Zach and/or Kendall watching his two children because he is not fit to take care of his hair, let alone children. But while we are on to the topic of Ryan and Ritchie, I must ask...how come Ryan does not like and support him? They have something in common with getting lo down dirty with people. ONe major difference is one of them has spunk and intrigue whereas the other is more boring than watching poop paint dry. You can take the Ho out of the Con but you can never take the Con from the Ho and that is no exception over his holiness. So Ryan just let her get the blood drawn, see if it is a match, and then come in to save the day like you usually do and proclaim that she does not have to be suckered in like she ever was. It is as if St. Ryan is just holding his beloved wife's hand through all of this so she cannot think on her own...but that is no surprise. If she had a brain to think, she would wonder why she wasted so much time with an a$$ goblin butt pirate like Ryan. Blood drawn or no blood drawn, Ryan is just accomplishing nothing by trying to prevent a simple test. Let me remind you it is NOT a guarantee for a match and a way to save that evil Ritchie! Once it comes back that she can donate her wonder marrow, odds are Ryan will con his way into talking her out of it and both get to pontificate about how they are better than Ritchie and need not save his life. The one blood I would like to see is either me or someone in Pine Valley punch Ryan in the face five times!