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Weird News

Issue date: 2/13/07 Section: Weird News

A teenager had a lover's quarrel with his girlfriend at a party in Bay City, Mich., which ended when she left. He remained agitated, however, and later decided he wanted to continue the discussion and get a goodnight kiss, so he called her on her cell phone and took to the highway in search of her. He spotted what he thought was car, but he should have known it was the wrong one when he told her on the phone to stop and she said she was stopped. In spite of this, he then rammed the wrong vehicle 15 times and pushed it through intersections at stop signs until he was arrested.

IT'S A MIRACLE! THANK YOU LORD!

A man who has been receiving disability payments in the United Kingdom since 1994, claiming he needs round-the-clock care, a wheelchair and two canes, was photographed by a TV crew running the London Marathon.

OH, DARLING, THAT BREEZE FEELS SO NICE

A middle-aged man on vacation with his girlfriend at a family resort in South Carolina took an erectile dysfunction drug and immediately put it to good use. He took the lady out onto the balcony where he proceeded to make her feel like a natural woman. Their loud moans attracted the attention of the other guests who looked up and saw them and asked them to stop. They refused. As the man was being put into a police cruiser, he told a cop that he "didn't see the problem."

I'M FREE! I'M FREE! THANK GO... CHOMP!

A woman put her pet parrot's cage on the front porch of her home in Alexander City, Ala., but the bird escaped, flew off and settled in a neighbor's magnolia tree. While she tried to coax the parrot down, a red-tailed hawk swooped down and ate it.

ONE WAY TO THIN OUT THE COMPETITION

A man applying for a job at a cabinet store in Bryan, Texas, encountered another man outside the store who was applying for the same job, so he stabbed him.

HOLD ON, SIR, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK

Police arrested thieves who stole lottery tickets from a convenience store in Houston after one of them returned to the store to cash one of the tickets. The clerk told the man to wait, then went to the back of the store and called the cops.

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS

A pastor was arrested for selling his church in Ripon, Calif., without telling the congregation.

WE USUALLY EXPECT THIS OF THE STUDENTS, BUT YOU?

A couple, who showed up to register their children into the Texas school system, was arrested for possession of marijuana. School officials observed that the two were behaving suspiciously and called the sheriff's department to report a "possible intoxicated parent."

OOH, LOOK, A STAIRLIFT, WHEEE!

A company in the United Kingdom was fined for refusing to install a stairlift for a disabled employee, because "everyone would want to ride on it, and no work would get done."

A teenager had a lover's quarrel with his girlfriend at a party in Bay City, Mich...

Please! Everyone here knows Bay City is in Illinois.