AMC: The Terminator Ryan

[DevotedToAMC]

He is at the party ready to terminate some killer behind the Fusion victims but first we are going to play some games like pin the tail on the d1ck, hide and speak (that is, speak out against Ryan and his stupid self), who can make the most urine, and finally to see who has the biggest a$$hole both in size and in behavior oh wait no contest there that would be his holiness Ryan. So now let's examine ways in which Ryan can kill this Satin Slayer. For one, he can bore him to death by just telling stories about Dynamite Kiddo and his grand adventures with the Green Butterfly or get out his weed whacker (Ryan does indeed smoke weed-must explain why he is so weird) and use it on him for 40 days and 40 nights but I think the best way to terminate this killer is for Ryan to stab a wooden stake into his heart and shove garlic up his behind and ask the killer who his daddy is...then the next killing can be Ryan to himself as he recognizes what a complete loser he is and how the world would be better off if he were to wither away to the rats and become their cheese. Say cheese!