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RHOBH...

Adrienne. I am so happy she's left and not returning. What a humourless bitch. I don't even want to discuss her anymore, she is beyond irrelevant.

Marissa. I've known women like Marissa, they're good women but they want to be bad and they try and instead of looking tough or fabulous or strong they just look stupid.

Kim, Kyle, Taylor. Irrelevant this episode.

Princess Brandi, not much to report.

Duchess Yolanda served it up ice cold and was utterly fabulous, not once, but multiple times, going off like a machine gun at these dumb broads but at no one more deliciously than The Morally Corrupt (ex?) Coke Whore Professional Friend of Murder Victim Turned Playboy Whore Turned Tacky Decorator Faye Resnick.

Queen Lisa: Perfection.

I hope Queen Lisa, Princess Brandi, and Duchess Yolanda eat Kyle alive.

Someone call Burke's Peerage because you just nailed it with those titles. Perfect.

I have waited too long for Kyle's ass to be roasted like the rotisserie pig she is. This better not disappoint!

+1 and LOL to that amazing turn of phrase.

For all you RHOV fans out there...

Mary's music video for her single "Hero" has been released...not sure if this will work for anyone outside of Canada, but give it a shot:

http://www.muchmore.ca/video/cid/885347/pid/15978/mary-zilba-hero

Oh, how I loved Lynne. Lynne, and the RHOOC franchise generally, are emblematic of the Global Financial Crisis like no other series on television. Living beyond their means with other people's money, fuelled by delusions of grandeur and a sense of entitlement nurtured by stupidity.

I just saw this pic of Kyle and Faye from her opening. I can actually see her blackness shine through in this pic. If she didnt have the blonde hair, I think she'd look like a very light skinned, black woman

Those two look so used up. Kyle's not ageing well. Her arms and chest are beginning to go.

DAMN Lisa's body is amazing for her age!

You can't fake that kind of fitness. Lisa is sexy. Take THAT you bitches (Adrienne, Kyle, Camille, Dana/Pam, Kim).

RHOV

Mary: Less annoying than last week, I see less motive in asking Robin to sing. Sure, Mary wanted someone on her side, but there's no way Robin is stupid enough to not realize that.

Robin: She's lovely. Not much content from her this week, next week looks promising with her blubbering at the table over Ioulia.

Ioulia: I love me some angry Russian. I only wish she'd kick Amanda's ass.

Amanda: UGH. I hate when she's on, she's so one note, basic and idiotic. She needs to be fired. And that dress? Good lord. Her attack at Mary about drinking around Ronnie was ridiculous, if Ronnie was serious about not drinking (which, by the way, she's back to doing IRL) then she wouldn't be at events where the liquor is flowing.

Ronnie: I am willing to bet she's suffering from panic attacks related to Remy's near death experience. Ronnie seems like she's on a sedative medication to calm her anxiety.

Jody: I think we see Jody in her best light when she's with her son, youngest daughter and when she's out of her element with different people who have no reason to give a damn about her. The way she attacked Mary at the party was bizarre. It came out of nowhere.

I think that Kyle should be next season's villain. All those secrets with Kim, her jealousy of the other women and the sad image of a grown woman trying to live her life like a highschool girl. Faye could be her Kim G.

Ideally, that's what I'd like to see. I just don't know if Kyle would even return if that was a possibility which, if Faye/Taylor/Adrienne/Camille aren't on the show, is a very distinct possibility.

Of all the housewives of all the franchises I actually would say I dislike Kyle the most. She is a truly vapid, nasty, underhanded, and fraudulent, bitch. She is the epitome of a highschool mean girl with absolutely no reason to be.

I didn't want to be the one to say it. I used to think Brandi was Lisa's charity case, but Lisa and Ken walking the streets of Paris dragging Kim along, shot that down.

I think Lisa and Yolanda like Brandi because she's genuinely a nice girl. She's a nice girl who happens to be trailer trash. But it's all good!

That's exactly how I see the situation. She's white trash but Lisa and Yolanda like her because she's a nice girl whose a straight shooter.

This week's episode was sort of filler. I can't stand how Kyle and Kim have the same conversation every three episodes.

I am all for Faye joining the show, she will last exactly one season and be ran out of town like the dumpster (ex?) coke whore that she is.

The one bright spot was Dana/Pam who is BEYOND bitter. I mean, smoking on a patio, at 40, ditched by her rich baby daddy (who cheated on her sorry ass with a 23 year old), drinking like a fish, palpably angry, making Taylor 'Shana Ford' Armonstrong look like a sane, rational, kind, healthy woman?! The mind boggles.

Every wonder what Gremlin Maloof looked like before the surgeries? Well here it is:

WHOA. That nose. Well. Whoever did that deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating that schnoz into something resembling humanity.

I remember when The View premiered... 1997... the good ol' days of soaps and daytime I remember hearing that The City's sets were used on The View. The most recent set change for the past couple years is way too small; I don't know why they decided to encase them in such a small surrounding.

I liked the years when Lisa Ling (although she wasn't right for this show, but she went on to be a fabulous in-depth reporter) and Meredith Vieira were on. And then the controversial Rosie season which put the show in the mainstream press on almost a daily basis!

I always liked Joy's personality, whether she had a valid point or she was just gearing up for a punchline.

Elizabitch just grated on my nerves. Not just because of her Republican viewpoint (I get that there needs to be other points of view on this show, hence the name), but because of the way she came across when discussing her viewpoint as though it was fact. And that voice.... Oy!!!! Nails on a chalkboard. Never understood what credentials she really had to be picked to be on this show. A Survivor contestant? Wow, what an accomplishment. Good riddance.

This is like a talk show version of Melrose Place. All the original residents are eventually moving out. Only Michael Mancini Barbara remains.

+1 to the whole thing. Totally agree.

LOL to the bolded.

I think they will keep Taylor or Kim but not both. If it right, I'd much prefer Taylor.

I really hope they keep Taylor. She has totally redeemed her worth (not as a human being, but as a viable housewife) this season with everyone dumping on her and her alcoholically blowing up at people.

Kim's just a messy idiot who needs to sit in her house (the house mirrors her career, it's style piqued in 1979) tossing chicken salad with her hands hoping to stay sober with her bitch sister in the background.

All best wishes to Joy in whatever she does. Over the long haul she was the most tolerable of the Ladies of the View.

I won't be surprised to see Barbara exit and focus on her specials and occasional news broadcasts. She's going to be 84 this year and the rumours have been swirling that she's looking to wind down her career somewhat.

RHOV

Ugh, Mary, why be a lying liar who lies in order to escape a dinner? How badass would it have been for her to say to Amanda "Amanda, happy birthday, I can't be at your dinner any longer because I don't sit at tables with bitches like Jody and Mia!" throw down her napkin and storm out? But no, Mary lamely lied twice and was horrible at it and then didn't have the sense to actually leave.

When Robin brought up Mary's lie and how Ronnie lowered the boom by noting that Mary was having a drink with friends NEXT DOOR (of all places Mary!) Mary instantly went into victim mode with her "She did that to get at me!"...Robin wasn't hearing any of it because her Texan common sense simply wouldn't allow her.

Again, Jody had a moment of being human as she explained to Mia that she's guesting on Top Chef Canada. She seems like, behind closed doors, she'd be a good mom, much as Mia turned out about as well as a burnt souffle. I also thought she was amusing at Ioulia's painting party.

I have no problem with Ioulia's attitude of "Stepchildren? I don't care." She's 27, Russian and a trophy wife, she can't drink with the youngest child so she's off her radar. I thought it was hilarious.

Robin sang a tone deaf national anthem. She can't sing, I don't know what the rest of the women were hearing.

Ronnie threw some amazing shade when she yelled "SO WELL REHEARSED!" to Mashiah. Now, it was obviously rehearsed, and we all know it, but Ronnie wasn't even down for polite table manners and I loved it.

In the latest Adrienne Maloof Is a Desperate Psycho News...

Adrienne is planning to open a restaurant blocks from Villa Blanca, which she has been slating in LA, but Lisa gets the last word:

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/06/lisa-vanderpump-adrienne-maloof-plastic-surgery-photo/

Right! I actually kinda like this show after I watched it for Maia Campbell who I really have high hopes for with fixing her life after that horrible video that surfaced of her strung out years ago. So heartbreaking but I so need to watch this one and tell my mom to watch it too.

I'd watch Iyanla for all the wrong reasons, I have to admit. I think Iyanla, aside from some profound soundbites and pearls of wisdom, is a right nutter. She has had a seriously messy life, but rises like a phoenix from some seriously messy ashes.

Oh! In other former HW news:

OWNs 'Iyanla Fix My Life' Season Two to Feature Sheree Whitfield

I think I shall tune in.

Oh, that should be kind of epic.

Yolanda and Lisa's blogs are great, they're posted on Bravo's website.

RHoBH en Paris, part deux:

Adrienne and Taylor's lack of appearance in this episode was unnoticed. Though I wouldn't have minded Taylor, drunk off her ass, telling Kim what a total assh*le she is.

Speaking of Kim, I have no sympathy for her at all. She was high as a kite. If she's stone sober then I'm the pope. She may be bipolar as well, that's certainly how she treated Lisa and Kyle. In the morning she loves Lisa, in the afternoon Lisa is a fake. In the morning she has a bad relationship with Kyle, in the afternoon Kyle is the only person she'll speak to. She is hot and cold with people and if it were me I would have walked away from her. What a mess.

Yolanda and Brandi were adorable going for their Parisian jog, I've done their route and what a beautiful one it is! A truly superb way of taking in one of the world's great cities. I cannot wait for Yolanda to confront Taylor, that looks like it's going to be epic.

Last and certainly least, is Kyle. This bitch needs to be crucified on the reunion show. She talks more sh*t and stirs up more trouble than any other woman I've seen on any of these franchises. She is a truly disgusting, victim mentality, bitch. No wonder the morally corrupt Faye Resnick is her best friend.

These bitter betties knew what they were signing up for...

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/04/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-boycott-camille-grammer-adrienne-maloof-brandi-glanville/

Oh lord, that is just a PR disaster. Adrienne and Camille are coming off incredibly poorly, how very messy.

I seriously hope Lisa, Brandi and Yolanda are laughing their assess off with some Villa Blanca Rose, Brandi's NYTimes Bestselling book and Yolanda's bountiful Malibu lemons.

Bye Adrienne! Don't let the door hit you on the way out, LA Social Life C-Lister.

And Camille? Won't miss her at all.

This is what happens when you take on The Queen.

There have only been two scenes in the entirety of RHOV when Jody Claman has appeared human. In S1 when she cried about her father dying before she'd made a success of herself and in S2, in this latest episode, when she said to her son Josh, teary eyed: "In a good life you get 75 Thanksgivings and I want to spend as many of those with you as I can"...it's nice to see that Jody has her human moments.

That said, they're moments. And she was back to her heinous self when it comes to Mary, she's always on the attack with Mary, bringing up 30 year old Miss America nonsense borders on the obsessed. At the same time, Mary comes across a tiny bit as if she likes being the victim, I think Ronnie called that one quite well.

Ronnie's the head girl of this show and she makes no apologies for herself. When she's sober she's really got herself together.

Not much to say about Ioulia this episode, but I still think she's lovely.

Robyn, God bless her, cannot sing well. She is so funny and kind she should celebrate her wonderful personality and amazing body...let the singing go girl, it is not your forte.

Amanda is terribly basic and she just wants to stir things up and have a fight with whoever. She's messy and seems very aggressive needlessly.

I could not agree more

Now that seriously makes my life!

Xo. I think you mean bring it on, Kyle, Adrinne & Taylor. Lol.

*Big hugs* to Brandi and Yolanda.

The thing is though Lisa doesn't need RH or Bravo...Lisa is loaded on her own, all the success that comes from her RH popularity is just icing on the cake for the Vanderpump/Todd's...NONE of these other "breakouts" can say that. Housewives made them their money.

That's how I see it as well. The Vanderpump/Todd's don't need the RH franchise, they never did. They have real money. Property based wealth. London property based wealth. They jet set between London, the south of France and LA, they're practically Joan Collins. The Vanderpump/Todd's know real wealth, international wealth.

For example, last week Lisa and Ken went to the Top Shop LA opening hosted by their friend Sir Philip Green. He's a British retail legend. He's a billionaire. He's a knight commander of the British Empire.

There is a phrase that describes the Vanderpump/Todd's that applies to no one else in the RH franchise: THE REAL DEAL.

Joan and Martin Short! Adorable!

It's the Howard Stern show...I'm shocked people are actually shocked by the things she said.

That's how I feel. It's Howard, when a guest goes on Howard they're either going to be his kind of guest, like Brandi was, and play the game with him and get amazing promotion out of his show and be a success or they'll not play the game and he'll shut them down and wipe them off his target demographic's mind.

Brandi knew that when she went on she'd have to be bold. She was the ideal Howard guest.