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America will never be ready for a Josh Hawley reality series. Because, most believed (and still do believe) that they will get away with it. And you know what? They prolly will. Because, 'Murica.

Aaron's Friend: "Hey, guess what, y'all? I just wrecked the toilet -- and I ain't even flushed!" Oh, you badass! That's REALLY tellin' Pelosi what's what!

So, that's gonna be the theme of 2021: people who are pronounced dead then not really. Great. How many days 'til Christmas again? It's okay, Former Senator Danforth. We've all had bad boyfriends from time to time.

Oh, no.

Well, come on. Did you really think she was gonna stick around and answer questions, lol? IKR? For us, they bring out the hoses and the rabid dogs; but for them, it's engraved invitations to supper.

Damn, these bastards ain't nothing if not hilarious.

The part of the photo that gets me: the oldster on the right, who's lying on the floor, resting the back of his head on his hand. I'm looking at him and thinking, "Wow, you comfortable, boo?"

LOL!!

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn WHAT a coup "usually involves." I know what I witnessed all yesterday, and it sure-as-hell wasn't no damn cookout.

Man, I hope Laura Branigan's ghost haunts their asses.

I'm sorry, but I really can't with all these social media and streaming platforms attempting to block/ban or disable Trump's accounts now that the damage has been done. Biden was correct: We. Saw. This. Coming. But, Facebook, Twitter, YT, etc. plain didn't gaf.

Ironically, she was ALL about Black Power BITD. I don't know where or when that changed. I just chalk it up to the fact that she (and my dad, when he was still alive) was so susceptible to whatever bull Fox News was shoveling on-air.

The Kool-Aid they be nursin' must be really good. Oh, and YouTube? This gif's for you:

Meanwhile, Black folks, and especially Black folks on social media, are like:

She's fine. She thinks Antifa was responsible. *shrug*

Wypipo gonna make me keep trotting this out, aren't they? Sigh: Same here. I didn't get around to mentioning it, because there was SO. MUCH. to take in, but I do hope your mom is doing what she needs to take care of herself, @Vee. Sorry to hear about your mom as well, @JaneAusten. I pray for God's grace to surround you and your family as you continue to grapple with your mother's condition.

Yep. If anything, we're sitting back and passing each other the popcorn.

Flyboy, please. Save your tears of betrayal for the soaps.

That's probably the smartest thing to do under the circumstances.

So, of course, Matt Gaetz once again lived down to expectations, blaming (without any damn proof) Antifa for the violence on the House floor. Honestly, it's gonna take several lifetimes to rid Congress of all these jackholes.

I think the part that REALLY gets me is how the numbskulls clearly stormed the Capitol today with no plan beyond getting past the barricades. They didn't remove all of Congress from the building by force or hold them hostage; they didn't establish a new government; they didn't even send out a list of demands. They just broke in, tossed around some papers, took a few selfies, ripped off a bunch of mementos and then went back outside. Like, how is that supposed to reclaim "your" government from us crooked libtards, boo?

And remember, folks, we all needed to be scared of President Ooga Booga, because he was a-comin' for our guns (and our white women).

No, Patty and Cathy were as different as night and day. How the police responded today as opposed to how they responded to last summer's riots just proved why POC finally had had enough and got out the damn votes.

I think I liked him better when Kelly LeBrock turned him into a talking pile of [!@#$%^&*].