SLC Episode 5
Some thoughts.
ׂ╰┈➤ What is going on with Little girl's face? Is this a bad facelift or just fillers gone wrong? She’s giving off serious Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibes and that hair color doesn't help at all.
ׂ╰┈➤ Britani tearing into Angie about the house listing was EPIC. Finally... Barbie showed us she has some teeth!ׂ But then Little girl spilled the tea about that man ho Jared and Britani just... CRASHED. I mean, watching everyone laugh like a pack of witches while Britani sobs... felt... just cruel... But then I remembered... Britani is NOT 25 anymore. You need therapy, Britani. And Kerastase! Why are you letting this narcissist man use you like this? You are nothing more than a fleshlight substitute for him.
ׂ╰┈➤ But wait, the real drama kicked off when MEREDITH asked Lisa about the alleged rumors she was spreading. All thanks to Desperate Angie planting her seeds of chaos beforehand. Btw... she (Angie) still sounds like she’s reading from a script. Like, did they hand her lines before filming? "But Satan looks like she might know!" WOW! I’m officially calling her Satan from now on... Lisa was serving Dorian Lord realness. ❤️ Satan throwing her sh-t and cards on the table? To prove she has money? WTF. Total “Aviva and the prosthetic leg” moment. Like, who throws their bank cards like that? It was so obviously staged for DRAMA. Loved Britani joking about it with "Can I use them?" 😂
ׂ╰┈➤And boy, was Regina George from Temu (Heather) annoyed when Angie’s manipulation didn’t work on Meredith and Lisa. 😈 Now, I know this might be very unpopular, but I’m LOVING LISA this season. She’s dropping some serious truths amidst her usual over-the-top hysteria. But honestly, a lot of it is TRUE.
ׂ╰┈➤As for the fortune teller segment... I’m not even going there. Everything he said was just stuff he could’ve Googled beforehand. I mean, all this info is out there about these ladies. Bronwyn's segment did make me feel sad for her.
Overall, this episode was a total trainwreck. IN A GOOD WAY. And the cherry on top? Mary vs SATAN! After being all aggressive and the biggest bully at the table... Satan tried to play the victim. BUT MARY WAS NOT HAVING IT!
"I'M DONE WITH YOU!"
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