OH MY GOSH! I AM LITERALLY SHOOK! WOOOOOOOOOW. Where do I even begin?
SLC Episode 6
Britani and her daughter - talk about complex family drama... this is such a deep-rooted conflict. The history between them is just dripping with intensity... this was the kind of scene that wins Emmys in soaps, and knowing it’s real just makes it even more powerful. I’m seriously in awe of Britani's daughter - she’s so intelligent, so wise and mature. It totally hits home for me, reminding me of how I had to grow up way too quickly with a mom who was all over the place and totally untrustworthy. I could feel the pain in her voice... her tears took me back to my own moments of heartbreak with my mother. The fact that she felt like her mother always picked men over her is just so disturbing. It was like a scene from a soap opera! I mean, we’ve seen this play out with Bridget and Brooke, and Hope and Brooke too.
Bronwyn and her toxic husband - oh honey, that scene was such an alarm bell going off. I nearly got chills from the way he was staring at her, practically TELLING her with his eyes and body language to shut it. That man is giving off some serious emotionally abusive husband vibes. He’s so intimidating, I can’t even put it into words. It’s like he wants her to shrink down to nothing, to be beneath him, so he can play the big daddy figure telling her what to do. But guess what... Bronwyn is evolving and he’s afraid of losing his power over her. He hates that the spotlight is on her. Jealous much? And let’s not even get started on the identity theft drama that dropped like a bomb. Count me in as someone who’s hearing about this for the first time. I haven’t been keeping up with the media circus surrounding these bitches, so I’m diving into this show as a total information virgin. The way she was going on about how she couldn’t reveal anything because the case was sealed... SOUNDED SO SUSPICIOUS. Is it possible that there’s a whole different Bronwyn hiding underneath all that?
And yes, I totally see why folks are pointing fingers at Lisa for this leak. But they (Bronwyn and Angie) should have known better... - you cross Lisa... you better brace yourself for things like this. Mama don't play. She's basically the Dorian Lord of this whole franchise. You throw shade her way, and she’ll cut your throat. Love her or HATE her, she is THAT BITCH. And let’s be real, if she wasn’t in the show, there would be 50 percent less drama.
Now... let's get into Psycho Heather "THE Gaslighter", who is really testing my patience. If I ever decide to ditch this show, it’ll be because this fake bitch is still being hailed as the narrator. She tried to twist Lisa’s words and make her confess to things that never even happened. Guess what - Angie was the real bully, not Lisa. Nobody can convince me otherwise. Even Mary had to call her out during her little chat with Angie, telling her she’s acting like a mean girl and then playing the victim. Oh, please, Angie. We know what you are...a bad actress. Now Heather’s on a mission to take Lisa down for good. I wouldn’t be shocked if she’s the one doing things behind the scenes. She’s so two-faced, it’s exhausting. I can’t stand her with every fiber of my being. With a friend like that, who needs enemies?
Aaaaaaand let’s not forget that hilarious moment with the fart between Mary and Satan... I need that on a loop at a multimedia wall in the Louvre, like, 24/7. I was screaming! Mary, you are truly a gift from the heavens. That’s all from me, darlings. Counting down to the next episode!