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Bethany Mattek Sands is a slob til it hurts! Ugh!

Betcha that baby is a Cryer!!!!!

Li Na, WTF is the matter with you?! Was the 2010 win a fluke? Now, Serena must win because my 2nd fav is out

Totally defeats the purpose. She's so disgusting!

That is one ugly ass woman!!!!!

Amen VH! Traci came in and when she saw the women looked better than her (not that it would take much), she began disrespecting them. I wish all 3 would whip her ass!

The only problem I had about the help was the way they were spoken to. Gave me a "Roots" feel. Tyler needs to dial that down because I don't think that's appropriate in 2013 (not that it ever was). The lighting for the house makes it look really weird. They may want to work on that.

OMG! For the life of me, I didn't make the connection that CF was the cop from ITHOTN! I couldn't figure out where I'd seen her before. Went to IMDB, and still didn't make the damn connection. It was killing me!

Amanda came off very childlike to me. I saw no appeal and those Geranimal outfits certainly didn't help. I think they were making a statement with this one, but it wasn't the right one. Both children are messed up? I would fix this. At least one of them should be strong so that the other can lean on that one. Hannah, I liked simply because the acting was the opposite of what I was expecting. It wasn't "Tyler Perry" acting. She had the potential to be awful, but she wasn't, and I'm thankful for that. She wasn't preachy, and that was great! I like the Harringtons A LOT! Pete Parros wasn't asleep for the first time. Wyatt and Benny??? Just the thought of being an integral condiment to this sandwich is all kinds of wonderful!!!!! Weakest Link - John Schneider! I'm still getting one of the Duke brothers from him. He didn't bring it, and the scene on the couch at the end was all Tika. The wife? Didn't bother to learn her name, but she is not the matriarch for this family. She does not have "the look". But THE most impressive thing on this show HAS to be Candace/Tika Sumpter. She brought it in spades! She nailed everything and gave life!!!!! Her acting was top notch and I hated when she was not onscreen. She did more in 2 hours than she has ever done since I saw her pop up on OLTL. She was given the opportunity, and Tika took it! She is the vixen soaps have been missing for quite some time. The way she punked Wyatt was really good acting. It had the potential to be "ghetto", but Tika just owned it and made certain is was pure vixen. Pure troublemaker! Loved it. Her scenes with the mother??? Take notice soaps!!!!!! I cannot believe how impressed I was with her. What the show needs? These characters need to blossom and have a bit more life to them. Outside of TS and CF, the others were lacking. They need a good shot in the arm! Overall, super impressed and I thought I wouldn't be. It's on the DVR!

Quite the spoiler! Thank you! This young man has us all sprung! Gonna sleep good tonight

Man! Tika is on fire! Damn, I'm so impressed with how much she has progressed as an actress! Gone girl!

He's so awesome!

It's very impressive. It's not Tyler Perry acting. It's just acting, and TS is killing this chit! I'd change the Amanda's wardrobe because she looks 12 (no one dresses like that anymore). Outside of that, a really good start. TP shocked me with this one! This mofo is hawwwwwwtttttttt! That body is so on point!

Tika Sumpter was very impressive in the first eppy!

Love that gif!!!!!

So far, the set up is good. A lot more subtle than I imagined from TP!

The business aspect is not the problem. It's Traci's motive. She wants to do this to put her family back together...you know the family that split SEVEN YEARS AGO?! And hell yeah, it's a great idea to have women trying selling stuff to men. Men eat that chit up! They would buy more from a beautiful woman than they would from a man any day. Traci thinks the harder she comes, the better her chances at staying on this show. She's been talking to the wrong person! Hate her ass! K Michelle! That is my girl, but first off, stop walking around in spandex pants with a caboose like that! Just nasty!!!!! To come to someone's place of business with such disrespect? That low classed even for K. And A (dont' know this thirsty chick's name) has the gaul to defend her? Someone else itching for a permanent spot I see. This was the most disgusting I've seen K Michelle, and this says alot! Why would anyone care if someone else is closeted, ESPECIALLY when it does not affect them one way or another? That was so ridiculous, and for Mimi to even speak to A after this, is also ridiculous!

40 minutes in and we are just now getting to Joseline? Bull!!!!!

Traci Steel is going to be the death of me! She needs to go!

This little bitch just did a fist pump and a "come on" after winning a point, but Serena can't do it? The noise Pova and Vika make during and after a point? GMAFB! She's trying to back track and say the stuff was off the record BUT IT WAS STILL SAID! Then she goes in again and say S tries to scare people? Ugh! Davenport said it's not a good idea to go after the top dog in tennis, and she is right. Serena laid a shellacking on Tatishvili. I love when she plays like that. Rafa was a bit touch and go this morning. He had me worried against that big handsome German. Venus might want to think about retirement. Her body can't do it anymore. She is young and wealthy, so it might be time. Monfils is very impressive. For a while, I wanted him to go away because he just didn't look like he took the game serious. Too much flying and diving and all he came up with were injuries. No wins to show for the clown antics. He seems to have re-directed that energy and playing a really good match against Berdych.

I wish someone would slap Quad in that big ass five head of hers! Gonna turn the channel and hope like hell Bravo gets rid of this chit and Shahs! How does a show survive when 90% of the cast is unlikable trash?!

I really hope she doesn't get raped but really whips his ass instead! I've been a passive viewer for a few seasons, but I can't wait for the premiere. That guy was on the show a few seasons back and he's Liev Schreiber's younger brother.

My god! What will happen ?! I never expected that!

I want Sloane double bageled in the first round by someone outside of the top 200, and I need the people in the stands to make that happen. If she continues needling Serena in the press [for no reason], the spectators are going to let her have it during matches. Sloane won't do well if they turn on her. Every point will seem like the first, which makes the match longer. Her mother needs to sit her down quickly!

Bye CM! So [!@#$%^&*] done! Second consecutive year you chose to squander two hours of television, and to kill off Strauss?! Not necessary! Bastards! Off the DVR, and I'm gonna have to find another way to get my Shemar fix! This show has been garbage for far too long!!!!!